Walk into your house

>Walk into your house
>You find Emma Watson standing there looking at you
Wat do???

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Shoot her
This is Florida, bitch.

>whip out my wand
>force it into her mouth
>skullfuck her
>cum deep down her throat

Ask her about Ron Wesley

Call security.

Ask her if she thinks black people are functioning members of society

Better use your good hand, Jarppi.

Ask her where Masie is.

Probably filming another "Ice Age" movie.

cec

forced sex

Underrated

give her a hug...if she's okay with it that is.

rape the fuck out of her and kill myself if she threatens to out me

kiss the shit outa her

Hold her down and bite her neck

good idea

Wave my magic stick at her until she disappears.

Leave. Hide. Call the cops.

Call my girlfriend over and watch them go to fucking town on each other while I film it. Then make her watch me fuck my girlfriend, then let my girlfriend use her toys on her.

I'd fuck her hard. But girlfriend will fuck her to death. Haha.

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fhritp

do a barrel roll

Ask her to sign a photo.

twitch.tv
/silly_burns

take another xanor and a few oxys and ask
the birdmen for their opinion on the matter

Engage in a few minutes of delightful banter followed up by hours of thoughtful discussion on a broad range of subjects ranging from third- wave feminism to speculative levels of spiral dynamics.

This is priceless.

Scream " WHAT ARE YOU DOONG IN MY HOISE REEEEEEE"

then proceed to claw at her with my poopy fingernails

hide, she probably knows I´ve been fapping to her

Kek I love these. Anyone have more?

call police, change locks, ask her out

Explain to her that the gender wage gap doesn't take into account the different life choices women and men make and isn't an actual problem, but just a statistical result of different career choices. She really needs to learn this so that she stops whining at the UN. Also, I would ask her not to appear in public anymore because she is repulsive as fuck. Slim chance though.

Ask her why doesn't he cuts to the chase and appears naked on the magazine of her choice.

What an ugly bitch.

But she was a cute loli.

Take my meds.

Doesn't help with what she is right now though.

Ugly + feminazi = gtfo

You really don't understand symmetry huh?

Oh.. let me guess. It's epic bait, because you're sick trollman.

with your reply it's already overrated

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Kick her the fuck out, I ain't givin you no three fiddy, who the fuck you think you foolin, god damn loch ness monster.

>no fedora tipping
i am disappoint

Show her my pussy.

That dress did wonders...

Laugh because she's now stuck in Russia 600 kilometres from Moscow

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>run you fool

I have eyes though. Ugly feminazi bitch is ugly.

Well, with her money it isn't going to cause any inconvenience whatsoever.

>stoned off me tits
>walk back home
>feels like it took hours
>open door
>must be hallucinating
>fucking Hermione, standing there looking at me
>confused as fuck, I put on a weird semi-smile
>she's clearly weirded out by the whole thing
>"WANT SOME EGGS???"
>she storms off in terror
>still confused, I jump at her
>proceed to take off pants, first mine then her's
>insertwand.wma
>she screams "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
>I grab her face with my left hand and make her face towards me
>"It's leviosAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
>suddenly wake up
>look around
>I'm in my bed, pants moist af
>still stoned
>das some gud shit nigga

Good luck finding an american express ATM.

kek

>Using her undies to put product placement.

Secretly wish she was aged back as she was in any of the 1/2 and I guess 3rd movies

>posting Shrek meme
>not adding "It will all be ogre soon."
Do you even Sup Forums you candyass?

>I have eyes though.

I have an anus, and it says you're wrong.

Actually she can use any ATM in Russia to withdraw money. Besides, what make you think she has the american express credit card? Maybe she uses Visa or something like that.

>newfag detected
seriously man, do you think "shrek memes' are funny? that trend died a long time ago

>Emma Stone won the Oscar at Best Actress
Do you think she wanna to kill herselft right now?

>Not realizing that eyes are anus(es)
>Still shitting out of your lame uni-anus

Not him but they were never funny user, so if you ever thought they were you're just as autistic as the other guy.

Doesn't matter if it's funny or not when you meme you do it fucking right.

We're all autistic, user. That's why we're here.

Every time I try to deploy the eyes, shit just keeps coming out of my mouth. You seem to be having a similar problem.

Offer her a drink. It customary to offer a drink when someone gets to your house

The only shit in a mouth is when I shit in your mom's mouth.

What's this picture from??

It's a shop.

I've never been so jealous of a guy in a dog suit.

" Do you need anything, mistress ? "

Hey, nice trips

You're neither clever nor witty.. I am disappointed with this exchange.

I exchanged money for a blowjob from your mom.

yea, thats why I asked if he finds them funny since he insists I 'used the Shrek meme properly'...
>"when you meme you do it fucking right"
kek did you really just say that?

dem bois teaching me how to 'use memes properly'. Well its time to pull the plug, it looks like autism reached a new low

Do you have the original?

sad

No, it's a still from Harry Potter though.

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Kill your self.

The DVD and Blu-ray just shows a black void (obviously edited).

I recall someone saying that in the original theatrical version you could see the panties.

She was sad when I was done with her because I'm a gorilla dick nigger and I make dike pussies wet.

I wasn't teaching you how to do anything, I simply stated that you're just as autistic as the other guy if you ever found Shrek memes funny. Damn mongoloid.

k

have an enlightened discussion about global feminism, then fuck her face

K as in kunt because I fucked her in their.

>no sense of humor
>gets triggered by everything
>likes to correct others
>has autism
>edge lord
stay salty new friend

never been implied that I liked them? I even asked the other autist in disbelief if he like them since he was so adamant on 'using the shrek meme correctly' kek learn to read retard, its not that hard

You know what? Fuck you man. I'm not even mad.

/thread

rape and kill

>never leave witnesses

>kek learn to read retard
Learn to type a coherent sentence.
>never been implied

I'd give her a confused stare, then kindly ask her to get on this dick or to fuck off.

>your first ever photoshoot features pointy nipples and upskirt shots at the same time

Ok, made me take out my old DVDs -all covered in dust- and search for this scene (1:02:46 or the start of Chapter 16). And all I got was this. The interesting thing is that she only picks up one jar, and it is not the bright green one she has on these, so either these were from other cuts or from pre-release images that were used for merchandising purposes.

shoot 1st, ask questions later

kek thanks for checking user

look at the femanon with the full house

>show us your pussy

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I don't know call her an uber or something.

Nah, bro. I also agree this cunt is fugly. Kinda looks like bieber tbh.