What's the craziest thing you've seen/experienced at a party?

What's the craziest thing you've seen/experienced at a party?

Someone shat in front of the dj table

> Be 18
> Be at friends shitty low income apartment complex
> Be there with about 8 or so other people, more coming and going all the time.
> Be high as fuck
> midnight rolls around and other friend shows up with a fucking sheet of acid.
> we finish the sheet that night with everyone
>Dude who brought the acid took more than everyone else
> like, 12 fucking tickets
> Dude starts to talk to friends fish tank for solid 20 mins
> after a bit of silence that everyone noticed, friend starts shouting that the fish are drowing and throws the fishtank against the wall.
> MFW the fishtank only had fake fish cause my friend is lazy.

I got more. Lots more.

had two whole beers and consensual sex in the missionary position

Same guy.

> Be 20 or so
> Hanging at same friends place
> Friend has new GF now, 10/10 slut
> 7/10 sexy factor? Huge tits.
> Get's really horny when high
> Three of us blazing pretty hard that night
> Playing some old Cod game on xbox
> Friends GF steps in front of tv and takes shirt and bra off. "I want to fuck. Now."
> Friend goes to room with GF for about... 10 mins?
> Que horrendous screaming
> Thought friend was dieing
> Burst into door, "You oka-"
> Friends dick covered in blood
> GF horrified
> Friends dick covered in his OWN BLOOD
> took friend to hospital that night for blood cock
>Still no idea how it happened

dude his frenulum ripped, that bleeds like hell also happened to me once

Same guy. Call me acid guy.

> Be 14 or so
> First time getting high
> With friends GF from second story.
> Been friends for a little while now.
> Buy an eighth of good dank
> Borrow older brothers bong and go to basement with girl.
> Take first hit, I bought it anyway.
> Gotta cough to get off
> Girl takes hit.
> Way to big
> Eyes are wide with fear as I see water hit her lips
> Might have filled bong to much
> She inhales fuck-ton of smoke
> Drinks CLEAN bongwater
> Caught off guard, spits it all over herself and floor.
>Knocks over bong
> Spills water all over weed on table
>Panic because bong bowl broke and brother is a fucking psycho sometimes.
> Convince girl that she should suck his cock as payment.
> MFW she was the same age as me and my bro was 19.
> MFW I didn't know the leverage I had because he got a BJ.

Sounds rough. I'll see if I can get some info out of him next time we blaze.

Walked in on 2 guys fucking a chick in the same hole.

At party 15 years old it was on the second story of the house and got drunk someone yelled the house was on fire and he jumped off the balcony and landed in grass and he broke his arm. Best party ever.

Acid guy here. Most party stories happen at friends shitty apartment. Land lords are scum and only druggies and niggers live there anyway.

> Late night, high as fuck again
> At friends house, brother in from different state.
> Other friends over as well
> Everyone blazing, BUT I HAVE COKE
> Show everyone the coke I brought, get treated like a king
> Spent around $600 on coke, mostly to sell cause poor medfag grad.
> Bring enough to test and let everyone have a good time.
> Fast forward to when everyone is doing coke
> Brothers first time
> Tell him the facts and that it'll taste like balls
> Brother snorts, hacks, bitches and moans
> Finds out he really likes coke, buys the rest off me.
> Takes it back home to the state beside mine.
> MFW I get a snap the next morning from his wife.
> MFW brother was snapped dancing around his house wearing a nothing but a sock.

Thats why i only sell drugs in amounts that this stuff wont happen

Acid guy again
Last story for a bit.

> Be turning 21
> Not much of a drinker, so friends get a bunch of weed drinks from a legal state.
> Tastes like shit as far as I was concerned, drink it all anyways.
> Bring me edibles next.
> Kay. Eat those too.
> Dank, all the dank buds.
> Smoke so much, turn into chink eye.
> So very high
> Start crying for some reason, no idea why
> Laughing while crying
> Friends laughing at me crying and laughing
> Everyone laughing
> Get up to go pee, cause i laughed so much
> Trip on way to bathroom and slam head on end table
> Knocked out cold
> Come to on the sofa with a small bong in my hands.
> Take nother rip.

It's not an issue where I'm from. People can't usually afford that much. Lol.

well If they want to buy a substantial amount i just make them come back another day

Running a train on girl from high school. I was lucky enough to be second. Wrecked her holes though, never the same after that night.

that doesnt seem that crazy

Some years ago in Riyadh Saudi Arabia

> Was a contractor working for the USAF.
> Living on Prince Sultan Airbase since it was basically free.
>Also, so much pussy from AF girls...so much pussy.
>Not paying taxes because..overseas
>Missing the drink
>Mate lives in Riyad and invites me to a house party
>The drink is illegal is mudslime land. Because mudslimes.
>Party is swinging. Trying to get a chick to suck Mr. Peepers.
>Looks like it's gonna work.
>Hear crazy ass mudslime screaming.
>Door smashes in.
>Mudslime Mutaween with machine guns pop in.
>Start butt stroking everyone. Not the good kind of butt stroking either.
>Chick and I dive under the bed and hide like bitches.
>Mutaween took 8 people with them.
>Ended up beating the fuck out them and making them confess to making alcohol.
>Learned that day that mudslimes are shit and should literally all be killed.

>not realizing mudslimes should be exterminated earlier

the ones I met until then were pretty chill.
Since the Americans are fucking retarded, they are not allowed to sell Cuban cigars.
I would buy them off a Saudi guy for like 100-300 a box. Then I would sell
that box to the British PX for 200-400 and they in tern would sell them to the Americas at a per cigar rate of like 16-40 bucks.
Made a lot of extra cash though from those dudes.

Nice! This is what I like to see.
Good on you dude.

I had a wild gf years ago. We used to go to parties & she would get pretty shit-faced and crazy. After several drinks she would grab me and find some place quiet. She would blow me until i came in her mouth & she would swish it around and swallow. She would then tell me watch this... We would head back to the party and she would grab one of her girlfriends and would start making out with her with tounge and cum-breath. Shit was cash.