This depiction is metal as fuck. If you don't like it grow a pair

This depiction is metal as fuck. If you don't like it grow a pair.

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>Metalocalypse aquaman

>He comes on the King Tide. That was last night.

He looked like he was struggling to keep his eyes open under water, what a great Aquaman. I would have preferred Alexander Skaragård in orange spandex, instead of some grimdark version of someone on davy joneses boat crew in pirates of the caribbean

Well I dont expect much from DC, not after casting Gadot instead of my bridget regan

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t. cuck

If he's the king of fishes then why did he let people eat fishes?

why are they trying to make a fish talking faggot look hard ass

Shit taste

Momoa is gonna drown and this will be the final nail in the DCEU

>poseidon's trident don't have three peaks

marveldrones on suicide watch

Does he eat fish? The purpose of a trident is to kill them

What does "metal" means? And why are all the cool kids saying it? Is it like cool or hardcore?

>samoan
>drowning

pick 1

>DC makes joke character badass
>Marvel turns characters into jokes

Based Mamoa using contacts (or CGI). Blonde highlights.

Meanwhile Gadot can't even have blue contacts or CGI. Hair always pulled back.

Aquaman is closer to Wonder Woman than Gadot is. WOW BRAVO DC

you know, its called a trident cause tri means 3 and there are 3 prongs.
whats this called?

he actually looks the only good thing in appearence and character.

the rest are boring edgy 21st century shit. wish we got an Aquaman movie first. even Batman is a fucking meme now.

I like to think it is based on the aquaman of the justice league cartoon

a badass aquaman movie scored by The Sword with lots of pulp and gore and music sequences of him destroying gigantic sea monsters sounds pretty cool senpai

*tips fedora*

A fivehead

Yeah, this is a huge problem, my guess is that Snyder tried and tried to make it a trident instead of a pentadent but warner and DC blocked him.

Pentadent

The sword is shit

>That feelio when metal is back baby

This aquaman is closer to Thor than hemsworth ever was.

>metal
>grow a pair
HAHAHAHA! nothing more juvenile than metal heads.

See me in the fucking pit and say that.

Wow she looks hot

When did this happen

DC characters are lame, when in doubt they OP their attributes

She looks great with the WW hairstyle.

>metal
>good

Metal is the only real music left son

Where's Kelly C?

>DC does Thor better than Marvel

Too spooky

They're clearly doing a Poseidon thing here. Just as well because nobody gives a fuck about clean cut aquaman.

>t. 13 year old

>he doesn't listen to post-rock

>grow a pair.
fucking badass post, good sir

>le randumb selfie faec
Fuck off.

>listening to Godspeed Explosions In! The Skai and their even more pretentious album/song titles

>He doesn't listening to Mastadon, Metallica, or Dillinger Escape plan.

>uses so much metal

I bet that shit rusts constantly. Fucking sea water and shit, man. What a tarded idea for a costume.

Nice trid- er pendent you got there....

wtf?

Why'd they make him a fucking dudebro?

i hate cape shit but i thought this will probably the most interesting cape shit character introduction in years

>literally judges books by their covers

Wew lad.

It's just Jason Momoa playing Jason Momoa again.

>le instrumental crescendocore

wew lad what a genre

>mastodon
>dillinger escape

Bands like Varga and Metal Church are back and ameriniggers keep listening crap

I'm very interested in seeing where they go with this character. He's basically a Golden Age Superman on land who's a post-Crisis Superman underwater, on top of being able to telepathically control ocean life.

Plz no bully

TRI-dent
how much does tri stand for again?

Wow, she looks like a tranny in that pic.

yeah but he dresses and has the beard/hair aesthetics a newmale dc fan like me wants
picture related
its me and my friends

shes always been hot, shes a horrible cast tho, she is nowhere near WW body/height/looks

>le angsty grindcore
I can also cherrypick the 1% of a musical genre

it means you have to 'tri to get 3 prongs' but it's okay if you end up with more prongs because if the five pronged trident causes outrage, that's just free publicity

>metal
Do you listen to daft redditor too pleb?

Does anyone have a wallpaper-sized screenshot of that part when Aquaman's standing,back to the viewer,the sea in front of him ? That shit was pretty dope and would probably make a neat wallpaper

Jason Momoa?
More like Jason Memea

that fish faggot has always been strong like superman and could explore your brain with his wave fishing talk skills, he just looked like a homo because hes from the sea

Aquaman cant do shit on land. He watches chicks get mugged on beaches and just watches because he can't do anything on land.

>Atlantean physiology grants superhuman strength, stamina, endurance, durability, reflexes, agility, senses, and healing.

Sure thing buddy

That one part in Fast and Furious 5 where she slow walks in a bikini made her look like an Auschwitz survivor.

Except for when he dries out.

Also watch this, lol.

youtube.com/watch?v=eI3uFgRVFuI

What do you listen to?

Pentdent is canon bitch, go whine someplace else.

I like this version of Aquaman. He kind of reminds me of a version that's halfway through his Time and Tide arc.

Also, you're correct. He is metal as fuck.

>grasping at straws

But how will they revive Superman?

He literally revived himself at the end of BvS

Dillinger my nigger, do you like Sikth?

And is retarded, Snyder should had changed it. It would had been a good change.

MAMMA MIA

Launch him towards the sun

see

>Yeah, this is a huge problem

is it?

...is it?

So what's his superpower? Talk to fish? LMAO!

aquaman is the only part of the DCU that looks good.

Hard to think Aquaman is all powerful & bad ass while he watches a Billion chinks throw garbage in this ocean for decades.

>

>So what's his superpower? Talk to fish? LMAO!

He can't even protect his own fucking ocean...

See

This

Hades = bident
Poseidon = trident

The Trident is Poseidon-Neptune's Symbol, just like the cross is Jesus.

The whole pentadent thing is just trying to make it look cool, but the truth is it doesnt even look good. A normal trident fits way better.

is his mom gonna be named Martha too?

Vaporwave and mall soft you fucking fag

so aquaman is poseidon?

Damn, Rip marlel

WHY WON'T YOU SAVE ME AQUAMAN???

shit taste

His Trident is Neptune's

Nah, at least he doesn't have a boyfriend called Bucky

>the smallest director is directing the biggest guy in the cast
How's that little guy going to be in charge of the big guy?

Asians are not bonded by manletness, they don't have souls to by crushed, and they don't consider not-theirspecialkingofasian Humans.

Thanks t. Seth

>my information about this character is from family guy XD
Fucking kys