Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies

tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies

ᵃᵐᵉʳᶦᶜᵃ ᶦˢ ᵒᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵛᵉʳᵍᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ᵐᵃʲᵒʳ ᶜʰᵃᶰᵍᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉᶰᵉᶠᶦᵗ ᵃᶫᶫ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗˢ ᶜᶦᵗᶦᶻᵉᶰˢ

I like you

Will Ferrel is funny

thanks, i needed some good lies

...

so how's it going

a lot of dead people

thats not a lie

i killed 613 just now in one level

My dick size is over average.

that is a lot of people to kill damn

i could've done more, but i was getting a little bored

I'm happy

ah, yeah i think that it would get pretty boring fast, for me at least.

you might think otherwise when you use a fire axe to split someone's skull

A LIE WILL REMAIN A LIE.

my dick is below average

maybe not for the first 20 times

I just do not lose with Vel'koz. I just don't. Can't explain it, it just happens.

i only come here for shitposting

I mean I was pretty much afk for a good 3 minutes of the early game, cassiopeia already had two kills from our jungler, two levels and a shitton of items on me. Still, I just killed her, wasn't even hard.

it must be your calling, be a pro vel player

3/10 lie

YOU NICE PERSON

i mean, i sure as hell don't come for the porn anymore

i was joking.
yeah i prefer the conversation, there's so many other places for porn

>My dick size is over average.
Compensating for something?

The games feel so different than when I play any other champ. I've got huge confidence in my abilities with him, feels like I can accurately predict most of what's going to happen in the next few moments, sometimes even minutes, I have crazy reaction times... I just don't know, it feels more like an extension of me than a champ that I'm playing. Ironically, that also makes me not want to play him all that much. When you know what's going to happen in a game, the game becomes uninteresting.

it's your one trick, get to diamond playing just vel

anyways i gotta head out, laters~

yeah, i remember the days where i thought this place was the best place for furry porn.
I was a fucking idiot

You're a fucking idiot for wanting manimal porn you asshole

idk about that one

bon dun b meen

Feels like it, yeah.

Have fun.

looks like it's just you and me badj

Enough of this gay fur covered flesh shit, I'll show you what pleasure really is.

...

are you trying to give me a boner?

*spooked*

...

...

...

How this make you feel, flesh boy?

911 wasn't an inside job.

topfuckingkek
thanks user needed that

it's clearly photoshopped, I can tell by the pixels

you are loved

boop

I have a big Cock

Do people actually masterbate to this picture or does it exist merely for the shock value?

There are VERY FEW furries who are homosexual.

Let alone those who wants to cum on their own face.

hmm... not the impression I have had after having hung out here for over 8 years. jfc kill me

I'm lying you fuck

That's a long time to shitpost.

However, I did not maintain a constant presence throughout that duration.

What's up bones. What's good?

Don't act like we know eachother you worthless sack of shit, I only hang out with cool kids.

What an extraordinarily salty skeleton you are.

It just so happens that you reminded me of a person who people called "Bones", I think he sometimes hangs out in some mlp Sup Forumsread discord server. I guess you're not him. Oh well.

I somehow figured, otherwise I would've talked with you more.

I'm a cool kid.

...

Yeah, I used to hang out in this place more around 2012 which is when I got to know the people that gave me that faggy secure trip I have.

underrated post

That Bones friend of yours sounds like a huge fucking faggot,

Besides I bet that literally the only thing that made you think of him was the fact that I am a skeleton, you racist fuck. Not all skeletons are the same, we all have our unique personalities, okay? Not ALL skeletons do skeleton puns and not all skeletons waste their time in a dungeon waiting to get one shotted by some random advanturer. Grow up, this is the current year.

You wish.

...

It gets better

Pshh
it's more over the fact i knew he posted here occasionally, and was a real salty fuck just like you

...

Secure tripcodes are for jerks.

>not all skeletons waste their time in a dungeon waiting to get one shotted by some random advanturer
I think Dark Souls dispelled that idea.

bon stop

From what you've told me I can guess that he might've been the kind of edgy kid that goes to horse forums to talk about how gay it is to want to fuck cartoon horses while secretly wanting to fuck one himself. That is unless he was open about his cartoon horse fetishes.

Either way he shouldn't be allowed to have a picture of a skeleton on his computer.

...

dazzled

...

People care for you(us).

WELL IF THE SHOE FITS ^:3

not really
i just find it peculiar how some random person just took his place and acts exactly the same, very interesting but w/e

Your girlfriend loves you and dont care at all for the money you have or make.

>took his place

Great back again with the "all skeletons are the same" racist stereotype smh

Dark Souls 4 confirmed.

lmfao

I should get more pictures, but I don't want to fill up all the space in my computer with them.

I'm not familiar with that saying.

you should

that was me too, until i learned about e621 and other sites

do it.

fun was somewhat had, but it was just going out to get food

But at the same time, it's so much effort.

I intend to.

Have more fun, damn you.

Black people are functioning members of society.

...

due to 40 years of liberal policy.

there wasnt a cat in there wtf

i'm trying here

badj pick a number between 1 and 225

Race is a social construct.

Blacks lag in education because of racism. Their IQ is the same.

A woman can do anything a man can do, better.

The issue with the black community is easily remediable through more practical improvements to their environment. It is our own fault for not improving their environment enough for the effects to take place.

sloppy

No excuses.

133

Yes, more social problems will improve black communities. We owe them reparations.

And their obesity is caused by "food deserts", and not the result of their own choices.

...

okay, i can't have fun
is that what you wanted to hear, huh?
HUH?

...

sweet my text didn't post

I'm straight

are we posting cats now

>how i imagine every post in this thread was created

I'm not even mad.

No, I wanted you to have fun.

cats are always relevant

t-thanks

Donald Trump is not a politician and will drain the swamp

this would be better without the captions