BIG AUSTRALIAN COCKS edition
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That rack... a must have
Stop watching porn
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might go to dreamworld or movie world next weekend
i've been to both as a kid but can't remember which was better
cba
might be
my cock is very average
*posts*
7.5 here, but it's all the same really ;)
fuck sake, I need to return something I just bought this is going to be awkward as hell
those are some chebs alright
dreamworld is better and its not even arguable
movie world only has a couple of rides that are any fun for adults
But it feels good when the cum comes out
think it was dreamworld for me
but you're gc bogan scum if you go back as an adult
LONDON
Have a 6.1 inch willy and use 2 hands on it desu. Once you start you never go back it's simply better
your dick can be enormous or tiny all based upon how much the girl likes you desu
cleared the average hurdle and probably the above average hurdle so I'm all good desu
Who /NativeRiver/ here?
willy is around 7 inches
nice bit of kit but nothing amazing
Oi yeh nah get fucked ay
CLEAN YOUR ROOM
had to explain to the gramps what ping is recently
yeah but movie world has a mockup cemetery which i really enjoyed for some reason
the average vagina is only between 3 and 4 inches deep so even below average is fine
Fuck white people
ah yes every lad here has 7" willies, sure sure
do not watch anime or porn
I have an embarrassingly small flaccid penis but decent erect
>72402967
Only thing that works for me when I'm in this state is to bend it to fully clothed pretty girls
alri dicklets
they're all at least 6'3" aswell
Dreamt I was maintaining light fixtures in a forest
Wouldn't mind that actually being my job desu
lad on the right is pretty jacked desu
i have a 10 incher but I dont know what the big deal is it doesnt matter its not size its how you use it :)
big willy :) (mine)
73 year old dad asked me what a meme was today
mong grandson kept trying to tell me about his computers they other day
couldnt give a fuck but at least he wasn't crying again
It's probably a mix of exaggeration and selection bias. There's probably an equal amount of 4-5 inchers here (or more) but they're not vocal because they don't want to talk about it
WHO /DOODLE BENT LEFT/ MASTERACE?
>porn
>anime
>willyposting
/brit/ needs sorting
Variation is better
One-hand thumb up
Then thumb down
Then maybe two-handed
etc
not a feminist but i unironically get annoyed when i see something genuinely sexist
asked the grandson what a meme was today to shit stir him
can still hear autistic screeching
left and up
hits the gf's spots in a way that works so all good
Why do women have the right to vote
Jordan Peterson?
I remember one Australian lad posting his so-called 7 incher on here once
clearly they can't measure correctly
mine bends to the right and i wank left handed
wonder if they're related
This gets whatever it wants
Who CFNM porn here?
Groping also acceptable
RARE
how do you measure a willy to your knowledge?
same but I get equally annoyed at the rampant sexism towards men in the office environment
>someone takes the last biccy and leaves the packaging behind
>all the women: "OH THAT'LL BE A MAN THAT DID THAT"
same here
once in the locker room one of my classmates pointed at it and started laughing loudly
the worst thing is, if it had been anyone else i woulda joined him, him and i often shared good bants... Oh George, I kinda miss him. Big lad.
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From beating up innocent people of colour the bloody racist.
welcome to the radical centre
yeah ngl girls deal with a lot of shit
it's a shame feminism has become such a meme that has shifted focus to random shit that makes no difference to anyonr
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yeah i like groping vids
hard to find uncensored ones though
from the batty hole
Came 2 (two) times today, AMA
prefer to mesure starting from my arse
a few weeks later they were all dead
Protip: western chikan. Not high quality but eh.
pelvic bone to knobend
how do you produce that much cum?
how about a bit of anime to spruce up the day
>pelvic bone
creasing at people who do this
what did you cum to
>19 and hairline is already receding
move to thailand y/n
just be yourself
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why not eastern europe? chinks are gross
Don't get how people can watch anime 2bh. as soon as i'm 2 minutes in I can already feel myself fading, it's just an endless stream of cliches.
same for 90% of tv
it's the recognised way of doing it tho, isn't it?
Instagram whore, and a cute skirt-wearing twink riding a dildo
don't really like anime but found one punch man pretty funny
You see, I am far too sophisticated to be subject to repetitive humour and cliches
Which is why I come to /brit/
Would you shag this curry transgirl?
tfw small dick master race
youtube.com
literally in tears
Not really a fan of this ethiopian poster
Very low quality content
need mi cocky ridden
What do you guys think of the queen and the fact that she is above the law?
don't care
we built this city
cannot do this franklin mission
i miss maze tower everytime
i'll build you a fucking city in a minute mate
The offense I take from this depends on whether you mean in it in relative or absolute terms.
I have kidnapped the netherlands and hidden it in Australia
You'll never find it!
i dunno, that's kind of the nice thing about it, the cliches make it approachable. it's not "good" quality entertainment, it's more like fast food, tides you over and keeps you from mulling over that latest kys scheme. i find it relaxing and comfy to watch
Masie mentioned
that's uluru
*knocks on bedroom door*
I am just going outside and I may be some time
Why aren't NZ and Australia one country? Seriously it makes no sense.
Would have accepted the normal shit like eva and cowboy bebop but not like this
Jokes on you I only come here because I have no friends
why does she look chubby here
there's a standing offer for them to be a state but they've never accepted it
Not even the right state mate
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