Promising international film career

>promising international film career

SWIFTED

Maybe his new PR team will help him get new roles!

GONE WRONG

>lost James Bond role
>hooked up with Swift when she became a sinking ship
>will always be known for a marvel punching bag villain
>cumberbatch is taking all the cool roles meant for him

JUST

Is there anyone who hasn't slung a load up taylor swift?

What happened to based Tom?

me and Kanye

But isn't he nominated for an Emmy?

not really, he has no screen presence to carry a movie on his own

just look at high rise or crimson peak

>will always be known for a marvel punching bag villain
to plebs like you.

Yes, yes great PR move, Mr. Hiddleston,

HOWEVER

>35 years old
>that hairline

ayy

awful hairline desu senpai why does taylor want someone with those shit tier genetics?

because woman dont care about hair my friend.

>Tom Hiddleston
>went to Eton
>Eddie Redmayne
>went to Eton

Do you have to go to Eton and/or Oxbridge to have any success in England?

>a fucking Emmy

I didn't realise he went to Eton so I just looked him up
>born in westminster
>mother a stage manager
>father a chemist
>great grandson to a Vice Admiral of the Royal Navy who served in both World Wars
>went to Eton
He practically had the option to do something massive but became a franchise actor specialising in capeshit. Not successful as I thought

Can we save him Sup Forums?

Most Eton alumni are kinda weird.

t. I went there

which secret societies are you part of user

Are the people there really smart or is that pro 1 % propaganda? A levels are the same everywhere, so does Eton have advanced classes or what?

PR or great romance?

Why is he worshipped by tumblrinas?

not anymore

They hate him now, many of them believe him a clown

you probably actually learn something at private school or grammar school.

Compulsary is dogshit. You eventually just copy crap off the blackboard

It's sad. Taylor is going to completely demolish this nigga's life and his hairline.

*evolves from primate*

MUH HAR LINES N SHIIEEET NIGGA LMMMAAAAO *SMACKS LIPS*
LOOKATA DOODS HUUUURLYNE DAYYUUUUM

>getting triggered this hard

hairlet detected

Cuz fat girls want to be fucked by loki

Are people finally seeing this tiny pig-eyed bitch clearly?

Emmy is great when you're primarily a TV actor. But as a movie actor it's not that impressive.

Because he's british, which is an attribute that will make you come off to the average tumblr whore as being more sophisticated than the usual cis scum.

Did I mention that tumblr whores are pretty stupid

pic related

You must be young.
The people there are not smart. And the point of being there is not to become smart.

If you go to eton you don't have to be smart.

>marry t swift
>fuck her
>divorce her
>get half her money alimony

he will lead the beta uprising