As whole neighbors left their keys in the mailbox. Dubs decides what I do

As whole neighbors left their keys in the mailbox. Dubs decides what I do

Go get a helium Baloon and watch them fly away

put them in your asshole

Rrrreeee roll

Fucking dumbass. Doesn't even double check his post for typos.

>dubs

Faggot, just find a moment they aren't home, take keys.
Go through their panty drawers, find us dildos... don't be a faggot OP.

Take a dump. Put it in a nice ziploc baggie with a bow. Put it right on in there.

Buy a mouse at petco or something for like 2 dollars or whatever and put it in there as a little surprise

WINRAR

It's destiny

>whole neighbors
As opposed to half neighbors? Partial neighbors? Fractional?

I had fractional neighbours once.
Freakiest shit you ever did see.
Pretty nice people though. Just gotta get used to them.

Fuck, OP here, their house is so gross that even the mouse would bail.

doesn't matter if the house is gross its the mail box you're putting the mouse in not the house.

By the way, they're Mormons. (Not a huge surprise, as I live in Utah.)

>I'm OP and I'm gonna bail on this decision. NEXT

Threads over folks!

Shit. Only thing left is take a big steamy shit

Oh shit I misunderstood. For whatever reason I was thinking about getting into their house kek

Yeah, OP... I want to see mormon panties.

Use the key and deliver.

open all the doors and leave dried meat and breadcrumbs all over the house, walk away...

Okay then draw devilish symbols on the wall in Shit

Do iiitt

oh shit yeah do that then, get a buch of mice tho.

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pics with a time stamp with a fam portrait or bullshit

If its in the mailbox I'm not opposed. Gonna take me a minute to get the shit (mouse) so thread might 404. I'll start a new one if it does. Keep throwing suggestions though I want to fuck with them as hard as I can.

*bunch

Then what is the point of th thread faggot? 10 mice in house.

Will be in full support of waiting for abother thread just put the word mouse in it so I can find it quickly

Shit ton of mice in mailbox

shit in it obviosly

Mice are stupid and also shit constantly it's a win win

Bumping this thread

>mice are stupid
uhhh i think you will find they are actually very intelligent animals.

Shit on 20 mice. Leave them in house.

I don't have a family portrait and my phone is being a dumbass. Give me a minute and I'll get you your timestamp.

Sure, you say that now. But when was the last time you saw a mouse fly a helicopter?

Fuck the mouse, put a beehive in that fucker.

If you give a mouse a cookie that nigga beg for more. Like go get your own you needy bitch

Has anyone ever heard of Stewart motherfucking LITTLE

FUCK YEAH

Shove mouse in pooper.
Take mouse and put in dresser covered in poo.
Vomit everywhere.
Cut wrists write satan symbols on walls in blood.
Fuck their cat.
Profit

Here is timestamp fags

they are animals its instinct you retard they do that because they dont know when they are going to get their next meal.

oh shit!!

Sharpie in pooper

Go back to PETA please we are gonna put mice in a mailbox

Maybe next time ; - )

Steal their t.v

sharpie in mouse pooper?

Replace TV with a copy of Stewart little and put 20 mice in mailbox. Profit.

Shit if they've got a nice TV maybe I fucking might.

hey op,eat all their food

Okay, now I'm voting for crucified mice on the front lawn, lining the pathway to the front door.

Bonus points if they are alive and suffering when they get home.

nah i want the mice in the mailbox and/or house. Just stating facts because these idiots dont know anything about mice.

+1 Or go get some mice for feeding sneks, or rat and a gerbal and some blood./

I keked

They're Mormons. I don't want to eat Mormon food.

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Steal the t.v.!!!

oh god they really deserve this then..

Oh okay that's fine then as long as we both want mice in mailbox

Mice are pretty dumb. I have one, but it keeps grinding against the fucking mousepad. Fucking cheap ass plastic bottom.

If Dubs - Learn to spell you ignorant fuck.

Orr, buy a shitload of party poppers and rig everything that opens with those fuckers. Or, you could go long term with this and copy their key. Then you can hide party poppers, airhorns (toilet seat is good for this, or the sofa/easy chair), glitter packs(make it high up and situate it so the bag rips open when a cabinet is opened or something), marbles (up high and positioned over a hard floor so it's noisy). Just find ways to fucking startle them and piss them off. If you go for live animals, do it in a similar way. You can order thousands of live crickets for pretty cheap, and you can have it so when they open up a cabinet or something, those fuckers come pouring out.

Nope no spelling for OP, we need mice

Looks like I can keep being a dunce

they aren't dumb dude yours must have autism or downs syndrome.

>looks like I can keep being a dunce
>gets dubs

Where should I go to copy the keys for cheap?

It's a logitech breed and it's wireless. I am not an animal expert though.

; - )

if they are confirmed assholes, keep them, make their bills or important correspondence disappear every once in a while... I found keys left in the mailbox once, tracked down the asshole, they didn't even say thanks, just kinda grunted. fuckers.

If they're Mormons,draw a big ass pentagram on the wall, with the number 666.Try to scare them shitless

Playdough?

kek'd

Any hardware store

Any hardware store. It's like $5-$10 and the investment is worth it. Just imagine sitting outside with a beer, and listening for the sounds of the wife or whatever screaming and pissing all over herself as sitting on the toilet triggers the airhorn. As an added bonus, whoever is hit first by this will probably blame the other.

Ugh people that de-wire their pets just make me so sick. It's unnatural :(

Fcking bot stole dubs

OH, this changes things.... leave a bunch of emptied booze containers and porno mags in their place, all kinds of stuff you can do.

They'd know it was me. For some reason everyone in my neighborhood thinks I'm a Satanist. (Could be the heavy metal)

Go to a pet store , get locusts larva crickets make noise at night , and poor the fuckers all over the place they will scurry everywhere and hide and as soon as it's night time and there relaxing they will slowly realize something is very very wrong.....

Yeah, I'll bump for trapping the house with annoyances.
Also, go to a gag shop.l woopie cushions everywhere.

Get a copied key too. So you can set things up again later.

are you living in 1986?!?

Op, you gonna get mice?

just steal some shit then,show pic of house user

fucking newfag that doesn't prove shit portrait of fuck off get a portait they are fucking morman they have to have one
fuck of with this low quality bait

I live in Mormon utah, might as fucking well be.

I can get one off of their facebook or something if you want

Put everything in a different location, move shit from drawer to drawer, hide their TV remote, put laptops in weird locations etc.

This if I get dubs

shit that sux. sorry about the weak alcobeers

rolling

This

This.

I'm rollin for this shit.

*stares expediently at OP*

Shit. Looks like I'm gonna be copying the key and also getting a mouse...

physical or you could be using somone elses photo. they willl have one in their house if not then you are a lying faggot