Dubs tells me What do i say next?

Dubs tells me What do i say next?

in my ass

fake and gay. tell her you gave her roofies one night

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At that scat party on sycamore St a few months ago.

We met at the parking lot

Winrar

Imageboard. So you post a text screen capture. You need a SPECIAL PRIZE.

winrar

Her name doesn't have any vowels, abort op.

>ABORT

send her this picture

Winrar
Shit orgy

>wonders what will make post noticeable
>goes through files of porn
>ah hah, let me post this photo of a sharpie inserted into a female's rectum

Made me notice

same Sup Forumsro

GETS THREAD

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and

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That's probably because of the roofies

You were there with that ugly girl who got plowed by a couple niggers

yeah you were pretty drunk lol do you even remember getting home

I overheard you giving your number to Bryan and I saved it.

I'm the guy who sold you the pineapple and the lube at Costco

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Fucking kek.

Yeah, I saw you eating three black dudes shit, I was like damn I gotta get her number

Oh, probably because you were stoned off you're ass. You kissed this girl named Marie/Maria I don't fucking remember and then fucked some black guy 2 hours later.

Cut the crap... get over here and we go round 2

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No Shit

no wait I think it was at the gay bar

because I am gay

She's on to me give me something to say

oh well it was somewhere lol anyway do you wanna see my cumsock i have never washed it lol

Yeah i'm not surprised you don't remember; you put your name in my phone as "crystsl" so you must have been pretty fucked up.
Anyway, do you know what the coefficient of friction on a banana peel is?

lel

if i offered you a coffee enema and cab fare, would you come over and rub butter on my genitals while I caw like a crow?

Anyway, wanna go out?

welp

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Oh it's dubs anyway

Topkek.jpeg

It could uave been that starbucks. Anyway, how are you?

Sup Forumsros help

Im just messing around. Its Marie. Whats up?

Welp, gotta send him "Sup Forumsros help" now

you were supposed to send the picture too

send the picture

this is not deliver

post cumsock

this

lol jk it's me, Dan

send the cumsock maybe itll turn her on OP maybe thats her thing

You didn't send the picture faggot

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Im not a neet

Accuse her of being a Nazi for discriminating against your sexual fetishes.

The fucking bitch

Kek'd but send the picture you fuck

fair enough, but I really wanna see yours

I dont fucking have one let me get a picture of yours so i show her

The picture of the cum sock was linked in the dubs post are you retarded?

Sorry. I just get really nervous and start babbling...

then make 1

I don't fucking have one how would i know what it looked like?

Mmkay since you're apparently autistic I'll make it easier for you. This post

Which you already copied the text from posted a picture with it which I am also posting. Send it.

Post sock :(

The thread is dying and by you're probably blocked but eh.... roll
"I just bought Despicable Me 2 on my ipad, I don't want to watch it alone tho.
Netflix and banana lol"

Can you be my cumsock then?

>Post sock