Dubs tells me What do i say next?
Dubs tells me What do i say next?
in my ass
fake and gay. tell her you gave her roofies one night
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At that scat party on sycamore St a few months ago.
We met at the parking lot
Winrar
Imageboard. So you post a text screen capture. You need a SPECIAL PRIZE.
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Her name doesn't have any vowels, abort op.
>ABORT
send her this picture
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Shit orgy
>wonders what will make post noticeable
>goes through files of porn
>ah hah, let me post this photo of a sharpie inserted into a female's rectum
Made me notice
same Sup Forumsro
GETS THREAD
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and
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That's probably because of the roofies
You were there with that ugly girl who got plowed by a couple niggers
yeah you were pretty drunk lol do you even remember getting home
I overheard you giving your number to Bryan and I saved it.
I'm the guy who sold you the pineapple and the lube at Costco
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Fucking kek.
Yeah, I saw you eating three black dudes shit, I was like damn I gotta get her number
Oh, probably because you were stoned off you're ass. You kissed this girl named Marie/Maria I don't fucking remember and then fucked some black guy 2 hours later.
Cut the crap... get over here and we go round 2
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No Shit
no wait I think it was at the gay bar
because I am gay
She's on to me give me something to say
oh well it was somewhere lol anyway do you wanna see my cumsock i have never washed it lol
Yeah i'm not surprised you don't remember; you put your name in my phone as "crystsl" so you must have been pretty fucked up.
Anyway, do you know what the coefficient of friction on a banana peel is?
lel
if i offered you a coffee enema and cab fare, would you come over and rub butter on my genitals while I caw like a crow?
Anyway, wanna go out?
welp
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Oh it's dubs anyway
Topkek.jpeg
It could uave been that starbucks. Anyway, how are you?
Sup Forumsros help
Im just messing around. Its Marie. Whats up?
Welp, gotta send him "Sup Forumsros help" now
you were supposed to send the picture too
send the picture
this is not deliver
post cumsock
this
lol jk it's me, Dan
send the cumsock maybe itll turn her on OP maybe thats her thing
You didn't send the picture faggot
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Im not a neet
Accuse her of being a Nazi for discriminating against your sexual fetishes.
The fucking bitch
Kek'd but send the picture you fuck
fair enough, but I really wanna see yours
I dont fucking have one let me get a picture of yours so i show her
The picture of the cum sock was linked in the dubs post are you retarded?
Sorry. I just get really nervous and start babbling...
then make 1
I don't fucking have one how would i know what it looked like?
Mmkay since you're apparently autistic I'll make it easier for you. This post
Which you already copied the text from posted a picture with it which I am also posting. Send it.
Post sock :(
The thread is dying and by you're probably blocked but eh.... roll
"I just bought Despicable Me 2 on my ipad, I don't want to watch it alone tho.
Netflix and banana lol"
Can you be my cumsock then?
>Post sock