Anyone else unironically love this piece of shit?

Anyone else unironically love this piece of shit?

The camp is off the charts amazing, and Kate Beckinsale is at her hottest ever. Also super underrated score from Alan Silvestri

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Kate Beckinsale was made for crappy movies like this.

there was literally nothing wrong with this.
literal comfycore.

I think is a fun movie to watch in tv

I think every movie she's been in has been crappy. Lots have been enjoyable though.

I watched this so many times as a teen. I should fire it up again.

Only thing I didn't like about it was emo Dracula. They should have made him as grandiose and regal as possible, instead.

fuck you dracula was great.

It's fun.

I liked Frankenstein's monster also being an intellectual.

He was pretty hollow imo

this and hellboy were my favorite movies back in the day

I agree it got Dracula totally wrong. where was the Bela Lugosi Dracula? all the other old movie monsters they got right

Yeah, Drac was too loud for my tastes. He could have dialed it down just a tic.

When I was 14 I saw van helsing with an older chick (17) who liked me for some reason. We were getting handsy with each other and got so teen horny that we left the flick after like 30 mins. I lost my virginity in the backseat of her parent's minivan. So overall 5/10

Lucky son of a bitch.

I see what you did there

I'd throw on another point, at least 6/10 nigga the girl was probably turned on by huge jackedman, that or a vampire so manly 3 women could hardly satisfy him.

This and League of Extraordinary Gentlemen occupy a strange niche of super comfy steampunk film. Probably the only good thing to come out of that bankrupt aesthetic

What about Wild Wild West?

It's the greatest film of all time.

The only film to present to higher beings as the precise culmination of human art and aesthetic.

>tfw no Ven Helsing porn parody focusing on the three witches

first thing I searched for after watching it the other week, can't believe there isn't one

Just saw it for the first time a couple months ago. Really enjoyed it, definitely one I'll rewatch from time to time. Liked the idea of mixing Dracula and Frankenstein.

watched this movie 2 times with my friends at the cinema back in 04.

safe to say we fucking loved it

Its a fun movie I watch it every time when its on tv.
Same with the mummy desu.
Also you don't need to act like an pretentious fag to fit in especially not here because this board is full with plebs.

This and the Mummy are entertainment kino, not deep but perfect flicks, excellent for what they are.

Me and my friend saw it when it first came out in theaters and fucking loved it. Even now if I see it playing on tv I'll stop whatever else I'm doing to watch it.

It's just a fun watch all around.

Do you think Van Helsing came off the back of the surprising success of Brotherhood of the Wolf?

Super comfy.

Dracula was great. Hammy as shit.

one of the best draculas ever tbqh

>The most retarded dr.jekyll ever fucking hated that movie

The best Dracula I've ever seen was in The Monster Squad, everything about him is perfect. That's just a great movie, kind of similar to Van Helsing but leagues better imo. I still like Van Helsing and think it's cool though. I have high hopes for this new Universal Monsters series they're working on, even though I think "cinematic universes" are stupid

I agree with you but The Mummy is a genuinely great film that is super cool and full of adventure, top tier action, great writing and awesome characters. Van Helsing is too stupid for its own good and doesn't have enough great shit to balance out the dumb stuff, but it's still a good time

yeah its great

essential comfykino

it's 100 times better than all modern capeshit, i love this vampireshit trilogy (blade, van helsing, underworld).

I like the werewolves, but didn't really enjoy the movie that much.

Might not be today, but I'm going to put together a list of essential /snowday/ core. Movies you'd watch while snowed in in elementary school. Van Helsing is obviously an important and key figure on this list

I have actually never watched the Underworld series, are they any good?

There's got to be a generic Brides of Dracula porno out there.

>went looking for it, got distracted by Monica Bellucci

>I have actually never watched the Underworld series, are they any good?

it's like resident evil, first movie is cool and then it turns into a shitty conveyor of trash sequels

I love campy stuff it doesn't pretend to be any more than what it is and I respect that.

I liked the resident evil in las vegas best

Second and third are watchable because apart from drive through window and save the day Alice and third is retarded Mad Max with zombies. Everything else is an abortion.

I'm usually the first to criticize capeshit and I really enjoy cult artsy fartsy movies. I love this movie. Really fun and entertaining, which is what you have to be if you're not all philosophical.

The only thing about them that makes them worth watching is Kate Beckinsale in latex suit. If you dislike her, the movie doesn't really offer anything that would make it worth watching.

nothing shit about it
its an amazing adventure movie
i've watched it every halloween for the last five years

It's really not. It's predictable and cheesy, but it has it's charm. It's average or slightly above average, but that doesn't mean it's not fun.

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Sounds like a tradition I will be adopting soon.

This.

It's solid movie. Fun, but not stupid.

I liked it, but I'm a fan of trashy movies in general.

Oi are you that fag who goes around saying evolution and tremors are trashy?

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I know how this board feels about Kevin Smith but he has a great story that he's told on at least one podcast tying into the giant spider at the end of that shit that makes it all the better. I think it was on his How Did This Get Made appearance.

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