Hey Sup Forums I have this weird bump on my dick and idk what it is, any ideas?

Hey Sup Forums I have this weird bump on my dick and idk what it is, any ideas?

cancer

Vein
Cut your fucking nails you manlet
Go
Do it now
Leave you're dick alone and it will go away.

It's the bb that your father shot into your dick when you were a child.

either cancer or a wart

RIP in pepperoni

phyisican here

He's right in that you should cut your nails, they are getting longer and, for a male in your age and presumed gender, should be definitely cut. It also looks kind of disgusting. They seem more yellow than anything.

However, this bump is not a vein, but moreso a genital disease which doesn't even need to come from sex. Anyone can get it, if you haven't washed your hands properly. This is no joke, however, and the best thing is to cut it open to make the blood flood out. Otherwise, the bump will grow bigger and infect the rest of your penile surroundings.

I get them sometimes. I just put a tiny bit of peanut butter on em sad let some Rats chew em off. You must get up or they will keep going.

look dude you gotta cut that open and drain that shit before it spreads and your shit rots off

First sign of aids

Confirming this. It's dick cancer.

is nothing u stoopid fuck dont ask for medical advice on b retard

Damn looks like I might have to cut it open smh, I will send picture of me doing it and you guys tell me how and where yo cut.

cut at the base of your head u cancer

I'm not a doctor, but I'm reasonably certain that I am one among the most prolific masturbators in the world.
I am qualified to diagnose this.

It is a scar caused by a friction burn from excessive fapping. I don't know how you never noticed it before, as that shit would sting like a motherfucker when you broke the skin.

Tldr; you're fine. Don't worry about it.

So basically just stop masterbating for a few weeks and it will heal kk

No you idiot, that's a scar. It isn't going to go away for a very long time (assuming it eventually does go away).

>weeks

>I'm reasonably certain that I am one among the most prolific masturbators in the world

Nigger. You are nowhere near on my level noob

>I am one among the most prolific masturbators in the world.
If you haven't smoked meth for the sole purpose of a couple week-long binges of jacking it to every genre of porn that exists, you have no claim to that throne.

its a scar

Its a case of Super Nigger AIDS.
Im sorry, op.