You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves
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>You know what's funny?
yup
/thread
jugulate me.
lol nice try, edgelord
i hear your mom calling you
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
/thread
No you couldn't. You'd have too many bullet holes in you before you'd get the chance.
Good for you
>Where's your unit patch?
>E-1
You jack off to naked drawn Japanese people and stuff. My bitch just give me cash blowjob and I'm an A plus football team.
You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill myself.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have my windpipe crushed and my eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch me kill myself.
OP please stop sucking cock. We're all really worried about you I mean the occasional dicksuck here and there isn't bad but you've been really sucking a lot of dick lately. Please get help
Your girlfriend's a whore who did porn
You know what's funny, you're haven't even been to your unit yet. Have fun E-fuzzy
cash blow job? like wrapped your dick in money and started sucking on your dick + money?
Wow pretty long winded for a COD player
Copy pasta is old.. OPs picture chick did a porn later same day
Look it up for science .
what's the girl's name? came buckets to her vid a while back.
retards that dont recognize a reposted picture
No, you may not suck my penis, you little toy soldier bottom bitch.
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I knew he looked familiar he was in Saving Ryans Privates
STALE PASTA IS STALE
OBVIOUS BAIT IS OBVIOUS
D_GURL DOES NOT APPROVE
ALSO, YOU'RE A FAGGOT
www twitch tv/D_gurl
I bet your dick is massive.
kek
I'm the ULTIMATE BEAST, A TRUE MAN OF UNLIMITED GAINS. You just try it bucko, and I will unleash my furious BICEPS OF POWER.
tell me how you'd kill me.
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You know what funny?
Every guy railing your girl while you're gone.
harharhar
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>to your pornstar girlfriend.
sit the fuck down boot, IF you have earned the privilege to be called such...IF...
take your 9-21 weeks of bullshit schooling and go buff the god damned floors before top finds out you edge fagging on Sup Forums
come on this shit acting like you have put any fucking skills to practice Irl...
you showed up late nigger.....wars been over a while and odds are you'll be around too soon for the next one.
now go play with your fucking banana meme's and brony friends...
DELETE THIS
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nigga
if you be a soljah god be your six
if you lie get an orange jumpsuit
get in the cage, wait to be dropped into the euphrates,, we get the wombman,starting with the ankles
Y is the pic of a dude in the army if ur in the seals.
Dumbass
>I'm an A plus football team
>A plus football team
>football team
Hail Inglip, who takes a form of his own choosing.
This is why it's ok that veterans kill themselves.
>kill all board users at once
>b8
Stop trying to be a big man on the big side of the internet.
This guys really triggered. Way too triggered. Seems like if he was at war he'd snap and kill everyone in his unit.
you know what else is funny, when gi douche lickers are told that there is no military discount and they become triggered little snowflakes.
much rage. such entitled.
Bump this funny af
Wow, you're a nasty blonde girl.
And what about your boyfriend?
Bump
You know what's funny?
Look inside your pants
The amount of newfag in this thread is cancer inducing.
kill yourself
thanx, i put a lot of effort into it.
looks like a manlet to me
bump
so whats you snap?
The video of that chick getting fucked is so hot. Some one post the damn link.
Stop using the picture of this guy, his gf went into porn
Make me fucking loser
newfag
two hours later.
plus u missed the point
What's the point of this shite thread?
So you can watch her get fucked.
pornhub.com
Bitch even has the same outfit on.
Stale bait op, this was posted acouple days ago by an user who uploaded his profile pic. I cant say for sure but he looked like a faggot, so I just assumed it was his.
You on the other hand, hoh boy where to start. Youre not even in the military. You're some cum dumpster user with man tits bigger than the bitch in that picture you could only WISH was your wife, let alone acknowledge your existance.
Kys you stupid nigger.
Praise Moloch, since Kek for some reason said Im his disciple rather than his.
Kek, I watched the porn of this chick (still wearing the same outfit ffs) last week. It was all right, she isn't amazing or anything. Seriously, check it out if you get a chance
>same cloth
WHat the fuck did she do this shit right after saying good bye to her bf or whoever the fuck that guy is\?
Selena Green-Vargas
what a ugly fucking bitch
NIGGER BAIT!! GET YOUR NIGGER BAIT.
Fuck you OP
what's the girl's name again? I forget myself
also kill yourself faggot
Everyone, help turn this into the copypasta we need.
>You know what's funny?
>I can snap and kill myself.
>Seriously, think about it. I'd have my windpipe crushed and my eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
>You guys talk big shit. Watch me kill myself.
already did.
super dumb newfag detected
In the video, the director guy was talking about how he been trying to get her to do porn for months. Right after he gtfo, bitch went and cheated. This is not her only video, she has a few more.
>threatening physical violence
What are you, some kind of nigger?
surprised an army fag like op can type this much
also
>gorilla
no, because this story was investigated further, that army guy was a fan of hers AFTER she did those videos and came up and asked her for a picture, he never dated her at all, he enjoys pornography
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where's the next few pics in the series?
the one where the same chick (in the same outfit even) is getting railed by some other dude and takes his load in her mouth?
that shit was priceless.
this army guy is a cuck.
Jody is going to have a good time with her
fail on the military copypasta, man.
jody already has, Sup Forumsro.
trying to find the pics now.
Srsly, dude.
I added selena green vargas on facebook but she blocked me
What a fucking cunt bitch whore
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> takes a load in her mouth
How'd the guy get past her teeth? I'd be demanding danger rates for sticking my dick anywhere near those chompers.
haha, agreed.
it was posted here a couple weeks back.
there are four pics in the series i saw.
the pic faggot OP posted here, then one of her in the same outfit on her knees about to play a solo on jody's meat whistle, then one of her bent over, then one of her on her knees with jizz in her mouth.
Holy newfag, Batman!
Would be interested in seeing for purely scientific reasons
yeah, man. i'm really not having any luck. i want them because of science too.
i'll post the couple i've found so far.
then there's this one. nothing damning really since you can't see the dude's face, but it's the same chick, same outfit and a different dude.
i think she hopped on some other dude the same day he shipped to BCT.
"Quick scoper" isn't a valid MOS op.
See
giving him a bit much credit.
wang specialist seems more his speed.
See pretty damning watching the video of her getting fucked and jizzed on. Also she said her early bf was 9", and that her most recent was half that, so this army kid has to work real hard to impress the ladies with his stunning 4.5" monster
Science!!
>army kid has to work real hard to impress the ladies with his stunning 4.5" monster
kek'd
nice double dubs too, user.
Huh... he really can get past her teeth. Well, that answers that question then.
This is a meme. Still
Do you actually believe that the strongest men on earth are made by the marine ?.
Think again pall.
Noice