Ask a guy with a fart fetish anything

Ask a guy with a fart fetish anything

Sure...Why?

Never wanted to tongue a girl's ass? This is OP

is it the sound or the smell?

¿Does she loves me?

both. I like that it's private and not something a lot of girls would do in front of you

You like beans?

Can you smell asparagus in pee?

I'm beanerfag, but i hate beans

They're ok

I've heard you can but never had an actual experience with is so idk. I also like pee from good looking women.

Well yeah, but that doesn't mean I enjoy the smell. I only eat ass if she's squeaky clean down there. How does the smell of flatulence turn into a sexy thing?

How the hell did you realise it turned you on? Did someone rip one and your sargeant stood to attention?

I have this fetish too. Who are some of your favorite preformers?

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So, ass and boobs are not attractive on everyone. you don't want to see some 80 year old's ass walking through a nursing home. only the hottest of the hot are something you want to see. same goes for tonguing ass, except they have to be a little hotter. same goes for farting except even hotter. it's the idea that she can be so hot her farts are desirable.

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hmm....probably just watching porn and looking at assholes and thinking it'd be embarrassing but also kinda hot if it made noise. idk kind of like anal in a way

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPFFFP

very few girls that do it are what I'd consider attractive, but goddess amirha is probably the best

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ok, this faggotry again.
but what happen to the robot?

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MOAR OF THESE FUNNEYS YOU SERVANT

are you a grill? if so that was hot

Nah I'm gonna go play league now.

Fuck you cuck, post moar deliver you gay pussyfaggot

Is smelling a fart in a crowded place laid by an unknown sexy?

Interesting, thanks for the response. Can't say I feel the same, but in a weird sort of way I can understand how it works.

What about fecal matter? Could there be a girl SO HOT even that would be desirable?

Gotta climb that elo ladder bruv

This would be a no. It is very destinctive to those that can smell it.

fuck no!!!!! how would I know if it were the hot girl or not?

I do daydream about being stuck on an elevator with a girl who rips one tho and somehow I know it was her and secretly enjoying it.

Ever play fart games with a girl friend?

So....I cannot do fecal matter. I have tried a time or two but honestly I think it's due to the "your brain on porn" reasoning that I'm doing it for the shock value at this point. I personally cannot get addicted to it, and I'm just fine with that, but I see guys doing it and yeah, I would imagine a girl could be so hot even her shit is desirable. There's actually a woman comedian who jokes about Natalie Portman's shit being collected and sold as truffles and people paying good money for it lol. And I do shit post about hot women I see on Sup Forums saying I'd let her shit in my mouth and stuff, just as a way of saying she's hot.

This is already too long, but there are certain things that no girl is going to be hot enough to make desirable. Snot, boogers, blood, dirt on the bottom of her feet, infections, etc....

Sooooooo why arent you on or ? They allow webms with sound, and i know that i've seen a few fart threads there

why tho?

no I haven't. I'm so fortunate she lets me tongue her ass and in my horniest of moments I do imagine her letting one rip on accident, so it's definitely a fantasy. but not one I'm comfortable sharing atm. Only one I've shared is letting her slap my balls, kinda like when I spank her. I get "punished" just like she does and we enjoy it.

Youre that andy sixx shit eating faggot arent you?

i had no idea!!!! Seriously thanks a bunch OP.

I stay away from /hc because I saw a pic of Cara Delevinge once and said something about her being hot enough to eat her shit. A bunch of people ran me off the thread saying they're not heathens and it was an actual appreciation thread. I was kind of impressed. after that I figured all threads were like that.

haha no, that is kind of disgusting. i replied to one last night saying I wouldn't mind if a hot girl did it but I'd let him if none were available just to troll, but no I don't post those. that'd be a weird picture to have saved.

Why not blow into the ahole while ATM to get a little blow back like a queef ?

never thought of it before tbh

Blow your lady up like a balloon and report back

Learn to finger her g-spot while eating her out. My wife has often farted while i do this. She usually screams out "oh god i'm sorry" in her orgasmicly shaking voice.
Altho i get turned off by the gas. She makes it up tho with godtier bj and swallow

hmmm, I do try to do exactly that. tbh I'm not that interested in my gf farting on me. I have to be with her so if I found it gross or something I wouldn't want that to be the thing I remember. as bad as it sounds I'd rather experiment on some random hot girl and forget all about it if I didn't like it.

and to answer that other guy I'm not blowing her up like a balloon but thanks for the idea.

Pretty boring to have such an interesting fetish and not explore it.

gotta go gents, thanks for all the questions.

bump!!!!!!

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whew, thought I was a gonner, can't believe it was still here.

another way to think of it: if you lost a dare or a bet and had to let a girl fart in your mouth, who would you pick and why?