G'morning user

g'morning user
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

Cause you're going to give me the sauce on this gif

1) Have a gf
2) Have a good paying job
3) Gonna get Rainbow Six Siege 2 Year Pass Edition later on

'Cos I got a hot date tonight and it would be a bummer to miss it.

I have to save humanity this afternoon and take a stewed tonight

how can I give, what i do not have ?
congrats on all that.
have fun user.

WOW THAKNS FAGGOT MY DAY IS RUINED AND I'M OFF TO HANG MYSELF NOW

I have to get 5000 MMR in dota 2

no.
pls don't

Actress is Lucie Wilde, dunno which vid though

found it on pornhub

view_video php?viewkey=ph56e1b82112c79

u two are awesome.

Because Deus fucking Vult. I have samurai things to do today. I will not fail my famiry.

Woah...sauce?

>I'm married to a beautiful woman who's my best friend
>we have an active and satisfying sex life
>I have three wonderful kids I adore
>I have a comfortable home, a nice car and own both
>I have a well paying job I find fulfilling
>I work with nice people who respect me
>I'm in good overall health
>I'm on pace to retire in my 50s
>my credit score is over 800

>Deus fucking Vult
what's that ?

Google is your friend

but you're my friend too, and i'm asking my friend 4 knowledge.

Going home from uni to see family this weekend and I've got a date next Friday. Things have been going well, OP

A kind of selfsatisfaction that comes with examining your every flaw until you know what you can and can't change about you and seeing how my life turns brighter each day by changing what I can and brightening everyone else's day.

nice man. hope you have a good date friday.
that's a great life philosophy.

Because i can't kill myself without a plan. Gotta do that today.

or stay alive and plan on living bro.

>why you will not KILL YOURSELF today

That gif of yours, OP. Reminds me that fucking my big boobed gf tomorrow is a decent reason to stay alive for another day.

I THOUGHT SHE DIDN'T FUCK BLACKS?

i will stay alive and fap to the end of the world

I need to get Whitney's autograph

>so easily triggered

It never stops being funny.

Holding out till UK goes to war, then will get to kill. Because khorne.

source pls

Cause I might love this guy I'm talking to. And he might love me.

glad to help
congrats on love.

>that's a great life philosophy
yeah took me only three years of depression and the worst relationships I ever had.

Tits of GTFO

Because Life is shit!

And i need to see that!

I have a better plan: keep on living, just do what you like, and if there is nothing you like to do, find things. Eat good, enjoy the simple things. Watch the sun set or rise. Force yourself a bit to enjoy things, even if they are petty and inconsequential.

who?

if i kill myself i think im gonna be reincarnated and then i have to go to school again

could be a guy loving a guy, just sayin'

Who said it's a girl anyway?