Your favorite album and favotire fetish

your favorite album and favotire fetish
my fav is
yeezus - scat

i get it, cuz your taste is shit?

Bondage

my favorite album would have to be kendrick's to pimp a butterfly. as for the bedroom habits, they include but are not limited to... wait for it... cuckolding!

Sweatpants

kek.

pregnant women

kate bush- hounds of love
facesitting

kek

lingerie
except babydolls fuck that

My favorite album is damn, and microwaved diapers are my fetish

>microwaved diapers
jesus dude i'm trying to have dinner

Same album

bondage where I'm submissive

Cuckhold

bdsm as a dom

We should get together *blows kiss*

Haircuts,

please accept me

pretty much anything that involves being submissive. also trannies

High heels

>Haircuts

pls elaborate, genuinely curious

Tile patterns

like girls getting a haircut

preferably long to short

>preferably long to short
as opposed to short to long?

traps/shota

lmao

I asked to be accepted and this is what I get baka

yoga pants

feet, incredibly young looking girls(like waaay too young), shemales but the thought of them being a man once upon a time disgusts me so much that I wouldn't dare to get near one, unsolicited/unaware sexual acts(groping, sleep sharking, etc.)

I hope I never meet you or anyone like you in my life.

Why's that?
You probably have.
Everybody has their fetish but they keep it to themselves.
At least it not scat, bestiality, or anything of the sort.

>jeff, start the van

traps/futa

Fat women (never acted on it though, feel disgusted after tapping)

I can't condone promiscuous or premarital sex to another person as that is entirely your prerogative but I can say as someone with the fetish as well you should act on it in that you should at least like make out with one. I've had sex with fatties and non fatties and fat sex is so much better for me. Just get a hygienic one at least.

Ageplay/ddlg/general emotional abuse

dubs confirm

Catastrophic accidents involving lots of death/injury and fire. also sweat.

kek'd

...

I've been in a serious long relationship with a pretty, skinny girl right now. It sucks cause sometimes I have to imagine a fat girl during sex

I have a fetish for girls wearing Catholic schoolgirl outfits

Into: anal sex (everything to do with it), ass play (everything to do with it), biting (receiving), bondage (everything to do with it), breast/nipple play (giving), collar and lead/leash (giving), discipline (everything to do with it), discreetly fingering me in public (giving), hair pulling (giving), handcuffs (everything to do with it), lingerie (watching others wear), making home movies (everything to do with it), master/slave (everything to do with it), masturbation (watching), oral sex (everything to do with it), pain (everything to do with it), pantyhose/stockings (watching others wear), power exchange (everything to do with it), rimming (giving), role play (everything to do with it), sex in public (giving), spanking (giving), turning anal virgins into anal sluts (giving). Curious about: humiliation (everything to do with it).

that's not a fetish, that's a mental illness. And this is coming from someone who has extensive experience within the local kink community.

Marital sex in the missionary position for the purpose of reproduction only

fuck off you self loathing right wing beta faggot

thats fucked up dude

holy fucking shit dude

Blowjobs with teeth :D

well crafted bait

Rape

Where do you get off assuming my political leanings, nothing in what I just said relates to that in any way. I am self loathing though.

is this what it's like to have low functioning autism?

CFNM, but not in a submissive way

>coming from someone who has extensive experience within the local kink community

lol

you seem like youd be that 40 year old weirdo on the personals section of craigslist

this unironically. except not always for reproduction.

Because most people who condescend on others based off social, traditional norms are sexually repressed freaks

see: Gravity's Rainbow

I guarantee I'm more functioning than you.

Take a guess

Geronotophilia?

That's quite a list there buddy. I'm sure you're just a hoot

piss probably, girls drinking their own/other girls piss

vipissy was a godsend

rape

So you're all the quoted posts right? you took offense to what I said, and decided to resort to ad hominem because your emotions control you.

Liking bondage and power exchange for example is a fetish, liking shit, fat/unhealthy people, children, and people with gender assignment issues (a mental illness) isn't a fetish it's a way you for you to normalize deep issues you have, aka a mental illness.

Futa

Gang rape

I've seen people call your music shit on mu, but this about takes the cake for self-absorbed posting.

This is record store clerk tier levels of autism

what's that one song where they yell "BAAABBAYYY"

?

Just because typical fetishes by definition go against the norm doesn't mean it's an umbrella term that can justify you wanting to legitimately see/inflict life changing damage to someone. You people ruin it for everyone else.

>you took offense to what I said
you never replied to my post in your original post mate, good meme though

i just like cute girls/girl(male)s in my porn

it's a Rap song

well you posted a screenshot 5 minutes later so it must be true!

(You)

I'm a massive foot freak. The smaller the better. Also bondage, masks and blindfolding can be added to the list.

Just makes for good porn, I don't actually want to harm anyone. I can't really help that it's hot as hell.

crossdressing/3 men 1 me

you ain't slick

straight shota

I know the feels. You probably already know this but don't leave her for this reason. Though if you end up breaking up for whatever reason, give a fat girl a shot. Guarantee you'll enjoy the sex more at the very least, obviously sex isn't everything though.

filename.

No, you should go fuck yourself.

this. just cute girls/effeminate boys.

someone who appreciates true art

Forced fem/tg

These are all fitting

underrated post

Strawberry Jam by Animal Collective

Incest. Brother / Sister and Mom / Son especially

keep going baby

You've seen Crash?

Making brief eye contact across a room