Ask a dude with a fart fetish anything

ask a dude with a fart fetish anything

Is it just farting or poopie and pee pee too

thats not a fart. thats a woman.

yes to the pee pee, no to the poo poo

and what a woman she is

How do you live with yourself?

i have to do all the laundry and cooking, other than that it's pretty normal

why no poo poo?

ehhhhh....what can i say, when I have watched it it is still pretty disgusting. hottness can't erase that.

well this didn't really gain any tractors.

What about the fart do you like ? The smell, the taste ?

I think the sound is cute, like when they are more toots than raunchy loud rips.

but yeah I think the smell is something that won't kill you, you're grossed out but it won't harm you in any way. I like thinking of it like losing a dare or a bet and she has to fart on you. i dunno, it's kinda pervy and not something you really think about but I wonder what it'd be like to just inhale one

also, consider if you had to smell a fart from a woman. who would you chose and why? I'm talking nose to ass she farts on you not like you smell it in the same room

I myself think that this is as gross as it gets so no thank you. Im just curious of why other people like it. No harm intended. When and how did you find out that you like it ?

there was no "ah-ha" moment for me.

I mean asses are hot and sooner or later as dudes we all wonder what it'd be like to stick our D down there, despite the fact that we know it's where poop comes from. I don't think it's too far off to say most guys have thought of tonguing it too while they're eating out their gf or whatever.

from there you think, man it'd be kinky as fuck to sniff her asshole when you really think about it.

then there's the fact I was never raised with sisters or women in my life to talk to about these things. like some girls are just so hot I can't imagine their farts smelling bad (even tho I know they would) and it's just something I'd really like to try. Can't just be any girl tho, like super model hot required, so probs never gonna happen. hence the reason it's a fetish

What have been your last year revenues?

60-70k i think

> anything
What is the square root of -1?

What is the distance between the earth and Alpha Centauri?

i

>What is the distance between the earth and Alpha Centauri?
4 light years or so

Who really killed JFK?

I believe that was lee harvey oswald

What is the difference between Your and You're

We don't want opinions/beliefs but only facts.

to easy too explain. also a pet peeve of mine

Is that you I see there?

i believe in facts

nahh some actress who's farts I'd like to sniff

Is trolling considered an act of God?

if it's done in good fun it could be.

Do you smell animal farts too?

Where?

sad to say that our dogs have farted and it's pretty gross. not willingly

Wherefore?

How many Eproctophiles (i.e fart fetishists) are on this thread?

What happens if get caught in a fight and the other guy farts? Will you stop fighting and enjoy the look on his face seeing you smelling his odors?

May I say only onetard?

I'm the only one I know of. I serisously doubt there are others.

nope, only hot girls are the ones I'm interested in

You may say whatever you wish until Trump is out of office and the liberals take away our right to free speech