1. You're country

1. You're country
2. What is the most American thing you did this week?

>flag
>be free

I ate at McDonalds twice.

watched some american tv

I pretended to be free while slaving away for the personal gain of the fat cat 1 percentile

Ate pizza with ananas

I slept with my shoes on

Call me triggered

Hawaii we call it, super tasty. Though it's considered a children's pizza of choice but i dont give a hoot

ate mcdonalds

video game

hesburger > macdonalds

I just ate Mexican food

I went outside wearing sweatpants

I left my cowboyhat in my ford mustang. When I came back to grab it I saw a Black man stealing it. I shouted at him and shot him with my 1900's revolver classic. When the Police came they gave me a ribbon with hero on it and a free meal at MC Donalds.

I ate double cheese burger

I farted in the supermarket.

Took fun collection to range and listened to the sound of freedom

1. Flag
2. Import smartphone from China.

>A blue handgun and a blue camo sniper rifle
Why do people do do it? It's fucking disgusting.

I farted

Got shot

this desu

Oh shit, you ok there fella?

>be upside-down Texan
>get shot
Nothing unusual here desu

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Cunt
Sang and played country and country blues

>What is the most American thing you did this week?
Paid for my ultrasound diagnostic.

Ate pizza with ananas

Baked an applepie.

Defended my retarded government online.

Someone could say they were playing baseball and eating apple pie and not even that can top this. You win.

:3

It's honestly quite good if you disregard the memes.

Have you actually tries hesburger or are you just gloryfying finland to appease the memes

Be a fat shit

I had a burger meal

Ate a burger today

>flag
>wore shoes at home

Got my shifts cancelled so I spent thursday and friday home alone eating peanut chocolate bars, drinking cola, eating pan pizza whilst dancing around the house in my chainmail and sword pretending to be a knight.

With metal music on full volume in the background.

how may i help you mr denmark :3

paid $3k for this quarter's tuition

This tbqh

i went to a hesburger once and asked them to hold the pickle and onion and they had to do this magical special order thing that took them 1000 hours to complete
wtf just take the veggies out already

paid 25 dollars (plus tip) for my pizza

I wrote in english...

Put my bread in my fridge

too much mayonnaise tbqh
my beard always looks like a bukkake scene after eating

flag
eat a burger

Kek

Thanks for the attention :3
Luv ya

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I fondled my AR lovingly.

>I left my cowboyhat in my ford mustang
Are you a girl? Get a real sports car. Like a Corvette.

Or a Trans Am.

And a 1911.

playing BF1

Answer my question
Christ, you are probably just a dumb newfag who glorifies finland because of "le ebin memes XDDD"

had 2 quarterpounders from burgerking today

watched a baseball game with a coke and chips

>this mad that his sorry excuse of a country doesn't have a world famous burger chain
shaking my head tbqh f.a.m

>world famous burger chain

Never heard of it