REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Fuck it, I'm pathetic enough to try.

Really?

Pls by the powers of OP

Holy fucking shit, OP, boy am I fuckin glad I found this thread, I got tired of bouncin on ya boys dick so hard you could measure each pump on the gad damn richter scale ages ago. Anyway, does anyone know what the best type of butter is, I might as well ask while i'm here. Personally I've been fuckin with that Can't believe it aint shit for a couple years now and I just wanna get back into the game, ya know what I'm saying? ( ) )===D~~~~ ( ) )===D~~~~ ( ) )===D~~~~ ( ) )===D~~~~ Bush Did 7/11

I knew it

>inb4 samefag

i dont want no gf fuck u op

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Roll

fuck it I'm desperate

please OP im will trust you

In op we trust

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Goddamn I'm pretty thirsty. KEKUS VULT

give gf

fuck it

Whoo

sleep tight nigger

but im gay

[Chorus]
It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)
It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?)
It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes! Yeeeah)
It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Don't forget ya boy Angel!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack…)
It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)
It’s the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Wow!)
It’s the Nutshack!

[Verse 1: NUMP]
Phil’s from the 'Sco , Jack’s from the P.I
Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!
Tito Dick, “Dickman”, baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies
Jack’s cool, he's lazy, he’s still learnin’
Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin
Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah!
Phil’s homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her
But it’s not happenin’, neither!
Shakin’ like a seizure
Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather
Breathe that reefer in my lungs
I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?

[[Chorus]
It’s the Nutshack!
It’s the Nutshack!
It’s the Nutshack!
It’s the Nutshack!

sleep tight nigger

Oh my god dude, did you write this? It's pure poetry. It brings tears to my eyes.

Fuck you nigger

I'm lonely, also check 'em

Fat lonely small cock beta checking in. Am to have girl sex now?

no

K

I fukin hop this works xd

Fuck you user this bullshit didn't fucking work when I replied yesterday

Pretty sure I'll wake up with one just like I have for the last 8 years

Fuck you mother fucker...I fucking love being a single m....FUCK!!!

>kissless virgin detected

Agree

>funny and original

What time is it..?

F.... For realsies?

Shit it now mate...WE replied.

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Is that today?

Fine I want this

hello

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Hi

Aight den. Let's see this black magic.

What if you already have a gf

to this thread

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Worth a try

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Replying for someone to split rent with, not because I actually give a crap about love or relationshits.

:(

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Gf get

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best luck for my date tamarraw

SHe is so a he

Pls

I haven't met any qualifiers yet.

Ok

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I dont belive you op

Got one last week, mate, thanks for the opportunity, though

forever alone :(

ynat

Y'know, these threads aren't 100% bullshit. Sometimes all you need is a little bit more confidence and these threads do that for some people

[spoiler] but most people here need much more than just a little confidence [/spoiler]

ok

That would certaintly suprise me

ok

Fake

Pls gib

Hope this works. I'll have my fingers crossed

i mean. im pretty sure i will, so i guess this thread will be true.

Finally got the courage to talk to the girl of my dreams today. Please grace me with the girl tomorrow.

asdasdasdasdasdsadadsa

let's goooo

I see you are desperated

praise kek!

(You)

(((You)))

please man please

would b nice

Might as well

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Okay

Im holding you accountable for this OP

Inb4 shitty

It's Saturday

Friday*

I wish

Yeah, of course

ayy lmao

K

Heeeeeeeelp

Pathetic yes.

Confident no.

Whythefuck not

reply

Fuck this bullshit

Op you promised

Les go