/heem/: Schaub and Callen Edition

Schaub is God

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Schaub is gay

Schaub bless the USA

You wish buddy boy

Eddie Alvarez vs. Conor McGregor
Tyron Woodley vs. Stephen Thompson
Joanna Jędrzejczyk vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Chris Weidman vs. Yoel Romero
Kelvin Gastelum vs. Donald Cerrone
Miesha Tate vs. Raquel Pennington

Kek

>coral springs

>coral springs

What did she mean by this?

Alvarez vs. Connor: No idea
Tyron Woodley vs. Stephen Thompson: Thompson
Joanna Jędrzejczyk vs. Karolina: No idea
Chris Weidman vs. Yoel Romero: Pre-roids probably Romero, now I don't know.
Kelvin Gastelum vs. Donald Cerrone: Cerrone
Miesha Tate vs. Raquel Pennington: Don't care

Alvarez
Wonderboy
Joanna
Weedman
Kelvin
Miesha

you already posted

>Flat Goblin

>mfw all the fights next week will be decisions

>"I may not be the prettiest, or have big boobies, but I hope my fans all jerk off to me the most.

Protip: they do.

it's impossible for coral to even survive in springs

>yfw Madison Square Garden isn't even a Garden

USADA could really make a number if they tested some guys after the pressers

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>implying anyone would waste their seed on joanna when they can fap to karolina's feet

Im willing to bet money that theres more people who fap to karolinas feet alone than there is people who fap to joanna at all

>reminder that if you don't own calladoody on xbox one AND ps4, you aren't a true fite fan

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I bet you dont own it on either platform, faggot.

Conor has fought nobody except for Nate.

Santa Clause doesn't exist.

>Mcgregor
>Thompson
>Jędrzejczyk
>Romero
>Cerrone
>Tate

Alvarez
WOODLEY
Joanna
Romero
Cerrone
Pennington

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HOLY SHIT A LEVEL ATHLETE

>tfw too intelligent to buy consoles anymore.

As good as his aldo win was flash knockouts mean so little at the championship level that could almost be true except..
>13 SECONDS
>THAT'S THE SECOND FASTEST PAYCHECK IN MMA
t. krazy horse

Any EBI streams?

>boxing since 5
>head on center line entire time
>the city of mma

Exactly, it's like JDS vs. Cain 1, it was just decided with one punch, then in the 2nd fight Cain took 10 years from JDS life.

firstrow always has streams

Cain was also compromised going into the first fight, Aldo wasn't, and JDS wasn't seen practising the exact sequence that knocked out cain in the locker room two hours before.

Alvarez
Wonderboy
JJ
Weidman
Cowboy
Tate

Sorry.

Eddie Alvarez
Stephen Thompson
Joanna Jędrzejczyk
Chris Weidman
Donald Cerrone
Miesha Tate

How would Diaz vs McGregor 2 gone if it was in Mexico City?

So you're saying Aldo would KO'd again in 13 seconds if he fought Conor.

>Everyone's picks getting goof'd at Miesha Tate

Lol I'm telling you she's gonna lose to Pennington.

Diaz gets heemed after the 2nd knock down

Edgy Alvarez
Wonderboy
Jedzhsadfjkl;fhioj
Wide Man
Cerrone
Tate

Maybe not in 13 seconds, but I think a first round knockout would be a highly likely outcome, and certainly a more likely outcome than Aldo dominating the fight like Cain did to JDS. Conor's just a bad matchup for him.

is this the EBI with slaps?

i dont think anyone really cares which way that fight goes

literally the weakest fight on the card + its washed up wmma cmon now la

Dykes are her weakness. The reason why she lost to Nunes and Rousey

>Eddie "No Santa Claus" Alvarez
>Tyron "Nick Diaz or GSP" Woodley
>Joanna, idiot
>Christopher Wediman
>Kevin "the last of them" Gastelum
>Rocky "Rock" Pennigton

Given that it's the first fight on the card, the rest of your picks end up mattering for naught.

Not the first time it's happened to /heem/. But I really have good reason to believe Raquel will win a close decision cause she went toe to toe with Holly so her striking is up there in the division, she is also a far better grappler than Holly so she won't be getting wrestled and held down by Miesha whose bread and butter is pretty much just "spam takedowns and hope to get lucky with a RNC"

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Eddie
Wonderboy
KK
Weidman
Cerrone
wgaf, Tate i guess

Did Nate Diaz really get $13,000,000 for the 2nd Conor fight?

Alvarez
Wondermeme And New!
Joana Champion
Gastelum
Tate

I hope so.

Lots of wrestlers vs. striker match ups. Remember wrestling > striking

Eddie
Woodley
Joanna
Romero
Cerrone
Pennington

missing one bro

>Romero
>Cerrone

picks are just for fun - i dont expect to ever get em all right anyway. if i had any faith more than posting a list of names on heem with a pic to get pasted on a bigger pic with other fite fans^tm, id take it to the gambling sites

sounds about right. nate got a dollar for the sum of every inch he stands and pound he weighs

>3 titles fights i.e. 3 five round fights
>do a six fight maincard anyway
>miesha Tate vs raquel who gets a slot
Literally why? The main card is already going to be long without a 15 min wmma tag match to kick it off

Alvarez
Thompson
JJ
Romero
Cerrone
Tate

Frankie Edgar vs. Jeremy Stephens
Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Michael Johnson
Rashad Evans vs. Tim Kennedy
Vicente Luque vs. Belal Muhammad

>Weidman
Romero will finally crack that chin, better wrestler too.

>Gastelum
Lost against Neil Magny in the striking exchanges. Never makes weight. Slow starter. Cerrone tools him, easiest fight to pick on the card.

Which way were the picks skewed in the Cerrone/Story fight at 202?

I swear to Schaub you better be taking these picks and not ust fishing for (You)s

>tag match
>match

Back to /asp/ MF(my friend)

I've heard anywhere from 5 to 10.

Do you mean here on /heem/ or the public?

you should start compiling them and posting the most updated ones so i dont have to think so hard if i posted my preds yet or not desu

they're not even registering as you's

I'm pretty sure Cerrone, nobody likes rick story

here

I've picked against cerrone every fight he's had at welterweight except the oliveira one. He's going to choke eventually and 205 seems like a big enough stage to do it.

how high are you? i won't add duplicates

Cerrone only chokes when he's fighting a top 5 guy.

Most people picked Cerrone.

Who /spicy rollers/ here?

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RIght here my man
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oh nice, thanks!

Sorry , account only be logged into one place at once

KID Nate bless

What's a good MMA podcast to fall asleep to?

Goob Almighty
Stephen "my boner is mild unless it's a child" Thompson
Striking Goblin
MY BOY
Don
Bunda

Is this EBI jitz with hits?

EUGENE Robinson bless

Knuckle up!
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Soothing as fuck

Was I the only one who laughed seeing Edgy Brah in Ferguson's corner?

Does he normally use the show to get people to send him stuff for free? I literally lol'd when he unironically asked for thousands of dollars worth of wood for free.

I always listen to Rogans pseudophilosphy when I am getting asleep

nothing psuedo about it brother that's the real shit right there

JRE when Edgy Brah is on. Really makes you think.

typically they ask for 1 dollar for "bus money" outside of CVS

that's some next level shit

If you could have only one
>isolation tank, for deep thinking
>cryo chamber, for quick recovery
Which would you have?

Where did Rogan get his Dm.T. in philosophy?

no, he is just really poor. He lets fans go to his shows for free if you like really terrible alt noise rock

i thought he graduated from stanford? wtf is he doing "working" for bloodyelbow

I unironically want to try floating desu

Gave me a good chuckle. I love whenever Edgy tries to plug his fighters on Fight Companions, gives me a good laugh
>"aye dude don't forget about Tony, Tony's a motherfucker"
>"OSP really good at twisters man"
>"Alan's a 10/10 man"
based

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You cant explain Eugene S. Roninson in a single Sup Forums post. He is truly and unironically an enigma

Working is a strong term.

They got him because they're PC and he's black.