no lie this is a true story
>be me
>edgy 14 year old
>twenty one pilots - stressed out, from school
>I suck dick at math, I ask myself "what the fuck do we even need dis for nigga?"
>I hate math and I'm making terrible grades in it
>I get angry
>...idea.jpg
>finds out principles e-mail
>send a pic of a gory hentai pic with the words "this is what happens to bitches like you"
>I chuckle deviously
>next morning
>middle of class, talking to my friends
>all of a sudden
>"user, would you plz come to the front office?"
>( •_•)
>...
>they know
>I go to the office
>principle is standing there, waiting for me
>yupimfukd.jpg
>"Follow me" they say in a stern voice
>I try to act as calm as I can but when I get nervous, I have to fart really bad
>I follow them to the back of a hallway where their own personal office is
>there's a fucking police officer in the room when I walk in
>I'm legit fucking nervous now, never been so scared in my life
>principle sits down, waits a few seconds and says
>"Did you send this?"
>they spin their laptop over to reveal a hentai gore picture where a girl is getting cut in half by a saw with the words "this is what happens to bitches like you" underneath
>"...yea"
>they flip the fuck out and throw a stool against the wall and yell in my face
>I'm thinkin "woah, chill dog" but I understood why they were mad
>they start ranting at me and shit, but later they calm down and sit down
>by now they were just taking a break, cooling off and they went quiet
>"Well that's not all user"
>"...?"
>"When we were trying to find out who sent this e-mail, we discovered some...disturbing search history"
>my heart dropped, I knew exactly what they were talking about...
>"...oh..."
>they called my mother
>she arrives and is asking what I did wrong
>the principle explains as to what I did and then says
>"He/She's has also been looking at some...disturbing material"
>My mother raised her eyebrow
>"And what's that exactly?"
>"Well...user, you should tell her."
cont?
No lie this is a true story
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Oh my fuck yes
>"I have to fart really bad"
I already know where this is going, but please cont
>I try to act as calm as I can but when I get nervous, I have to fart really bad
continue pls
bump
Provide proof this is real
Keep your edgy teenage angst out of this thread - the world isn't as exaggerated as it seems to you - you're just a huge, lazy, fucking faggot.
Also
>inb4 le b&
>"I was uh...looking at rape porn..."
>my mother doesn't looked to shocked
>"yeah that's about right." she says
>"What?" The principle says
>"Yeah, OP is a faggot, so..."
>The end.
that's not the whole story, I'm just fuckin lazy and don't feel like typing the rest, if you really wanna hear it though then fuckin tell me so that I don't feel like im being rushed
Well, unless he's an underage faggot his happened ~4+ years ago so I doubt it
Dude we'll wait I need to know how this ends
Finish it you lazy asshole.
Tell it but provide proof your not lying fag, it sounds made up
He has 2 fart really bad
I can't really provide proof, wish I could but can't.
Look, I somehow got discharged with terroristic threat and child pornagraphy (I was looking at girls that was my age but that's still considered child pornagraphy so yeah) but if I were to share anymore details then I would risk my identity.
alright, give me a min
It is clearly made up, it's not like everyone on this board speaks the truth anyways.
Also, he's an underage faggot who probably just realized his mistake, what do you expect from him?
Stop being such a faggot and deliver
>teacher throws stool at wall
>teacher able to look at complete search history through email(impossible)
>not immediately assuming everything on Sup Forums is either fake or made up
Retard
OP is the same faggot from other shit story thread.
>is shit
>gets cucked
>stalks bitch
>makes her commit by spreading her n00dz and blames chad
weak story OP, change it up
Fucking chad.
You faggot he probably sent it from school. The principal could know about anything sent from the school, including any searches.
how you know itz meh?
>fucked yo bitch
>out of jail cominz 4 ya OP
yeah sure thats how networks work
Chad you little bitch I'll have you know that, since I've been lifting, I can bench over 40 pounds so I'll fucking break your skull open no problem
Come at me
you are now chad.
i cannot compete
Actually it is. If they used a school email address they could find them in close to 10 mins. Even a private one can be tracked when it is sent to them trough their network. Most places have it setup though where school emails can only talk to each other.
bitch check out my biceps and quiver in fear
>I told my mother that I was looking at rape porn and "Child porn" (teenage girls my age)
>she looks shocked but at the same time not really, probably because she was trying to stay calm
>"...oh..." she says
>"yeah..." I say
>so my principle and mom discuss things and my principle basically realized that the e-mail I sent was a "cry for help"
>however she said that she would have to press charges against me
>I'm a little angry but I get it
>later on...
>I'm at home, watching fucking spongebob and my stomach was not really happy
>me being nervous caused me to use the restroom more than fucking twice
>it sucked man
>later on though, police came to my house to confiscate everything that I owned that had access to the internet
>a detective came inside and told me that I would be basically receiving charges for viewing child pornagraphy and for terroristic threat
>I just say "k", I didn't feel like talking much
>soon though, they leave and I'm left in a chair in the living room scared that I could actually go to juvy
>about 3 weeks later, I'm attending a disciplinary alternative educational program (DAEP, where the bad peeps go)
>my principle apparently was actually scared for me and was praying for me which was weird because she pressed charges against me, whatever
>BUT THEN
>she went up to the police station or somethin and asked if she could drop the charges
>they did
>and during the 3 weeks my mom was already speaking with a counselor for the rape n shit
>the detective noticed this and basically told the jury
>"Well the kid is 14 and they've been very cooperative and is already trying to seek help for the kid, I don't the point in pressing charges for the child pornagraphy"
>"I don't either" the jury basically also says
So yeah, I got REALLY fucking lucky just because I was 14, no probation, no nothin
I'm about to answer some of your stupid ass questions though like how they found out what I was searching up
lol notice you had to justify yourself with a qualifying term.
IF is a big word in this context. OP is lying fag.
u no nuttin ov cumputahs darx magec
>"When we were trying to find out who sent this e-mail, we discovered some...disturbing search history"
what?
Ok so I'm gonna ignore the completely fucking stupid thing OP said about them being able to track search history (that he didn't clear after watching CP) to point out that he sent torture hentai from his fucking email insuring they would now who he was. Fake and Gay
QnA:
Q: Wait, if you're 14 and you were just looking at other 14 year olds, that's considered child pornagraphy?
A: yea
Q: How the fuck can they find out what you've been looking up via e-mail?
A: They found out my IP Address, nuff said.
Q: Did you use your school e-mail?
A: Nope, I completely made a whole new gmail account but they found out who I was because they went to my facebook through my history n shit
HOLY FUCK look at this hulk.
live hard, get asshole played harder right?
chad be praised.
i think teh girth of my penis would give dem biceps a run in a measuring contest.
OP took out an insurance claim on hentai?
whats the picture of? is it a child? is it naked?
what is that?
YES YOU FOOL it fuckin is. doesnt matter about your age
>OP
I'm fucking tired, I know
yes this totally happened
How did they find your search history by an e-mail you sent? How did they find out it was you from the e-mail?
Why did you decide to post such a shitty story?
>they new my IP address nuff said
It doesn't work like that you dumb fuck
You're a fucking idiot.
>How the fuck can they find out what you've been looking up via e-mail?
>They found out my IP Address, nuff said.
is OP stupid or just plain retarded?
aruljohn.com
plenty of ways to find out fags
nah i switch mah IP an now am unhaxable.
>surprised OP didnt say school asked him to 'find the perp' like his earlier shit story
Please explain
Also even if this was true why didn't you clear your search history you tard
coz IP adress holds browser history
keep going dickhead
I thought you sent from an alternate email acount, how come they found you CP on the alternate acount
Any time your computer uses TCP or UDP, the destination receives your IP address. Thus, the destination can, and often does, record this address. For example, when you bring up a web page the web server can insert your request into it’s history log. The same is true for email. These servers do not build a history of all your traffic, just that which is directed to them. On the other hand, people/organizations listening to your traffic while in transit, especially if they are listening close to the source, can log all destinations.
your IP Address is your own unique IP, the router contains your past search history so if someone were to find out your IP, ur fukd
How do I drain my sink? It's been clogged for like 2 weeks but I dont know what kind of dran clenaers are safe for septic.
Is Draino ok? Do you think it will work?
Washington state
> senior year
> teacher over hears me telling my fiend how I stole a whole box full of gum from fred meyers
> teacher rats me out to security
> security nigger "writes" it up and tells me I have to goto fred Meyers and return the amount of money I stole.
> say "ok"
> obviously never goto fred meyer
> school cant do shit about it anyways
> being the smart ass I'am I look up the laws
> after turning 18 in Washington state all of my criminal history and any other history is deleted.
> hehe xd
Pretty sure you are white otherwise they would of hanged yo nigga ass
lel
again the term if.
>if they already have permission to access your network (warrant) then they already have evidence.
public needs private needs mac.
or have things changed?
Stop giving advice about things you dont understand.
could sage please clarify the issue?
>i'm admittedly ignorant in the topic.
why is my VPN banned here?
most vpns are banned here for abuse
>the router contains your past search history
wrong - your browser has your search history as does the search engine used.
Your ISP has a record of all ip addresses you visit as well, unless you use a VPN.
thanks sir.
thats me.
am i a moron?
But hey - at least I didnt call you a faggot
re-read and explain where im wrong please?
>not being a cunt
a jury? for email hentai?
kys
>Q: How the fuck can they find out what you've been looking up via e-mail?
>A: They read my name in the "from" field.
Ok now I am the moron,,,what are you saying?
no im asking, not telling.
>am ignorant. (not sarcastic)
>
>>the router contains your past search history
>wrong - your browser has your search history as does the search engine used.
>Your ISP has a record of all ip addresses you visit as well, unless you use a VPN.
I explained, Is it not clear?
You're either dumb as fuck or you're full of complete shit. You're story sucks OP and doesn't make any sense.
This is the worst greentext i have ever read 0/10
Wow, this... this story was a real let down, user. A real fucking waste of my time to read.
Yeah Im the dumb one.
>get on the floor
>everybody do the dinosaur
Yeah, you sent hentai to your principal because you couldn't pass 8th grade math.
you haven't proved otherwise yet
ummmmmm
>edgy 14 year old
>twenty one pilots - stressed out
>song released 2015
>this kid is like 15 tops
>Q: you sent it through the principals email how tf did it say that it was from you?
czeched
nah i got an early working work-in-progress copy from the guys at the studio
This.
Not OP. Probably killed self from all the autism in thread.
He's probably not even 14, so better get started sending the hentai gore to make your story true.