Walk in to your bedroom

Walk in to your bedroom.

See this.

What do?

Fuck it.

inspect butthole

take notes on my palm pilot

Hurry up and get it in the oven, or it'll never be done in time for dinner at 4.

puke

Butter my popcorn

I give it a Rassberry and curve an Ultraball. It's the last on my dex i'm missing. Gotta catchem all.

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Uninstall that shit

get it back to the ocean

Punt her in the cunt for getting lube on my $200 comforter.

Use the Poké Flute and then scape to keep going in my way.

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>remove pants
>erect my penis
>go in and out until it is feels good man

Call animal control

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Put it back in the oven.

give it my seed, drink until the regret and memory is gone.

climb on her
slap her fat tits together
rap to the beat

d͉͎͖̟͍o̵̟̙͚ņ̗͚̗͕'͎͙t̲͇̠ ̨̥͔̞ṭ̺a̛͎̲͙̰̜̬l͕̼̖̱͙̩͜k̳͎̮̬̗͜ ̥͔̹͎̤̤͇t̜̦̱ǫ ̷̪̺͔̤̫m͇e̬̹͓͓̗̘͈͞ ̻͕̠͓͉̞o͍̰͎̲͠r m̝̠͈̦͕̻ỵ̮͕͔̥̭͡ ͚̟͔̲̭͢s͍̖̦͍͉̳ͅǫ͕n̴̙̼̻ͅ ͘e͉̹̦̝̤v̡̠͙̠̺ͅe̗̭̬̜r͚ a͕̹g̦͖̙̘a̧͔̦̲̝i͎̹͠n

I pit my finger in her uretra

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pic related

thicc,big tits, shaved, oiled. there's nothing wrong with that picture only 12 year olds wouldn't fuck.

Kill myself

get naked and jump on it. that shit turns me on so bad, got more?

SLIDE ON IN!

Are you the one photoshopping these? It looks more like a pastry at this point. You should put a dollop of frosting in the center.

ikekd

looks fun to give a massage to.

and by massage, I mean fist-fuck till she's squirting her bladder out.

Sell it to the chinese

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Ask mum whats for dinner

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Do a 360 and walk out

Exactly

turn 360º and walk away

Get the harpoon it's the white whale

Adjust my eye patch and scream
MAN THE HARPOONS!

Thank her for giving me the motivation to finally kill myself.

flip her and pound it so fast the fat waves slap the back of her head and make fart noises

photoshopping what?

don't forget the spices

split my lungs with blood and thunder

>braise
>stuff lemon
>roast

nice one lul

>thank you
>basted god

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Since it is winter, a good source of heating oil 'til the spring.

lol

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ive fucked worse la

absolutely disgusting

360

Throw some gravy on that dumpling

Elongate my Musk.

*180, faggot.

become diamonds, celebrate. get some

call Greenpeace

id rub my dick all over that lubed up bitch

>you become diamonds
>you are now worth more money than your life as a human was worth
>the end

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can't happen
there's not enough room to fit her

but damnit, I'm bothered at how much I want to fuck this massive oiled up chick

run

cum in my pants
good lord that's hot

I'd wonder why I have carpet in the bathroom.

get the harpoon...

Run, maybe gather some Inuit people.

Play slip n slide

Walk out of giant oven and back to Thanksgiving dinner.

360 walk away with my sweet dubs

Walk out and keep walking

Butt fuck her, then stop and ask if she ate my ham in the fridge.

tf

Turn it into ashes

Continue smoking crack

observed. but tbh 360 means you're walking right back into the room so...

Would get her pregnant

are u stupid?

>sees newfag

>Turns 360 and leaves thread

Truss the bird, sprinkle herbs on her breasts and roast for 25 minutes on 425°

12 year olds, or people with standards.

Lose my virginity to a human whale hybrid

That's a moped if I ever saw one I'll tell you that

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WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CARPET IN MY BEDROOM?????!!!!??!?!?!?

I put that damn whale back in the ocean. You know those things need water to survive