What sex-related things have you done that you regret?

What sex-related things have you done that you regret?

Is that
>pic related?

Had sex

>porked an ugly bitch without a condom
>pregnancy scare
>mfw period came 6 weeks late

Uh... Last time I had sex I tried to cum as fast as I wanted because I was tired and didn't really want to fuck. Been a while since I got pussy, so I regret not taking my time hitting that piece of pussy.

Who knows when this drought will end.

not busting a nut inside that sweet 17 yr old

I used to finger my mom when she was sleeping.

Fucked my not so attractive stepmom, that one tops the list,nothing else really compares to that one.

One time I got really drunk and my friend (female) blew me. I definitely asked her to . I barely remember it and I had a girlfriend at the time.

Strained my relationship with me friend and I felt guilty about it for a year.

Came inside gf, ate it out and snowballed back to her. Thought it would be hot when horny 16yr old having lots of sex. Instant regret and never did it again with anyone.

what's snowball? spitting in her mouth?

yup

Went to fuck a hooker and we both got super fucking horny and I ended fucking her raw and filled her with mah cum.

This was last week, yeah

God I love this pic. Isn't there a full set somewhere?

Yes. the rest of the set isnt as good as this one

Fucking a Chinese hooker. Mostly a waste of money and I probably won't do that again. Actually hookers in general I've sworn off of.

ml /G659D5CF

Losing my virginity to the chick I did, terrible lay, hairy puss and sucked dick like a retard

hey there is no God

I fucked a fatty once.

Totally my fault too. But I was desperate to get home (phone was dead and lived 8 miles away).

I have all of SPECTRE on my ass just so this faggot can post

What are you gonna name the child?

wtf is ml

How is your relationship with your father?

>girl im attracted to
>afternoon
>hadn't slept at all the night before
>was tired as fuck
>not even remotely in the mood to fuck
>she takes her clothes off
>god damn i dont want to do this
>act like i want to anyway
>maybe i can fake it
>she undresses me
>im barely hard
>she rides me for a couple minutes
>super awkward
>dont even want to be doing this
>i push her on her back and fuck her
>go for about 3 minutes
>pull out and sit back on the bed
>"im sorry but i cant do this"
>"what"
>"im not enjoying this, and im guessing you aren't enjoying this, probably because im not enjoying this"
>"uuh well, the first 5 minutes was ok but then, yeah not amazing"
>"told you. can we just like lay down and nap or something"
>continue discussing it naked
>she is cool with it
>thank fucking god
>didn't want it to be super awkward
>we lay there naked
>nap
>wake up an hour or so later
>we chill some more naked
>get dressed
>get some food

all in all the rest of the day was chill and she was cool with it. but it was definitely a weird time. ive never done that before nor have i ever heard anyone else do that before. just straight pulling out and being like "nah im not feeling this sorry" lol

fucking newfags I swear to god

created my kid

I murdered children

Fucked my grandma

Eating ass.
Coming inside my last girlfriend.

>You can break up with somebody but you can never unlick their butthole
>Coming inside is disgusting, messy, and unnecessarily worrisome.

sticking it in a nigger

It stands for motherless newfriend.

oldfag, but i was thinking of a fucking freeloader service with ml. but now motherless came to mind. thanks. faggot.

>the rest of the set isnt as good as this one
That's true, but the rest aren't bad for an amateur set.

Not cumming inside this bitch

faggot detected

Regrets are for the fucking weak.

so you could have had insanely hideous children?

You fucked her in exchange for riding her like a rickshaw?

Eat better, lift weights, your testosterone is low.

I was like this before I fixed my diet and started exercising, now I can be dead on my feet and still fuck if the opportunity arises.

Procreated.

I have no idea what you're saying.

That was rude.

I cut that whole side of my family out after what happened, since I had only met him a few times over the course of a year or so it was not a big deal for me, but I wonder if he ever found out.

>Coming inside is disgusting, messy, and unnecessarily worrisome.

What an awful life you must live.

>You can break up with somebody but you can never unlick their butthole

It's too late at night for me to be losing at this kind of shit.

lmao, right? Thanks for sauce.

>Hanging with coworker and her fiancee
>Get drunk as fuck
>She comes out in lengiree
>He pushes her on me, tells her to suck
>Sucks my dick
>fiancee gets naked
>Im still not hard
>go to bedroom
>whiskey dick
>Awkwardly get my dick sucked while he fuckesher
>Get 30% hard, try to fuck her
>fake orgasm hoping this whole thing just ends
>Worst sexual experience
>coworker tells everyone, get called spaghetti dick
>No longer good friends
>ex gf i was trying to get back with finds out \

A heads up they were planning on fucking would have been nice. Humiliating as fuck.

You learned it's not all it's cracked up to be.

Was he not around when you were a kid or something? Or are you just running with the Kenny Powers/Don Johnson thing?

most people's first time is terrible. assuming you lost your virginity at a nonneckbeard age like still in hs, maybe college frosh at worst.

I have a strange phobia of uncontrolled wet substances. Semen, saliva, water on the counter, spilled drinks, etc... They really bug me and make my skin crawl. Sex is fine as long as I can clean up afterwards. At the very least take a quick rag to my dick over the sink.

It's true, fam. If you're gonna kick a butthole make sure it's with the right person.

Got drunk and fucked my sister's much older bf. Was very weird. I think she ended up finding out but no one has done anything yet so I might be in the clear.

Honesty is a beautiful thing

>It's too late at night for me to be losing at this kind of shit.
It could actually be because you're tired.

Masturbating in my son's second grade class.

>Dated girl in college that was into fitness like me.
>She had an unusual build and feminine but muscular physique, nice tits, ass, bigger clitoris but not a dick-clit.
>Has periods, on b.c
>One day tells me that she was almost born a boy.
>I pretend not to be paying much attention but slowly nope the fuck out of relationship.

This

I let a girl lick my ass and I regret it because my ass is disgusting and I wouldn't wish that on anyone

>coworker tells everyone
How come women get away with this but men are crucified for creating social consequences to having sex with them?

I fucked my best friends girlfriend. We were sleeping all in the same bed. Well, he was asleep and drunk, and we were fucking.

Actually, I don't regret this. Was a really nice fuck, I liked that forbidden feeling it had.

Fapped to her.

He and my mom were divorced when I was around 2 so I never knew him. I was around 19 the first time I really met him.

I don't know. I was eating pretty good at the time and exercising. I was actually vegan, and was hiking a lot and was in fairly good shape, like I usually am. I think, like I said, it just came down to me being super tired. Plus I'm not huge on out of relationship fucking. Sounds gay for a guy to say, but I don't give a shit. I like fucking people I know.

Did he ever find out? Were things awkward after?

Did you fuck her again after the almost-a-boy disclosure?

Getting a handy at an Asian massage parlor in Las Vegas.

losing my virginity to a prostitute when i was 15

if i would have hung on for a few months then i would have lost it anyway

Always regret convincing a girl to use a strap-on on me. Multiple reasons for regret.

>work at 2 am one day a week
>go til 11 am
>go home and lunch and hang out around house
>fuck buddy calls, she's going to a party and wants me to join that night
>don't sleep, instead go out and hang out at comic shop
>head over to party later
>lame college sophomores, "oh my god whiskey yes!"
>"what will we chase it with?"
>It's jack Daniels
>lame girls and bored
>fuck buddy shows up and we party some
>she and another girl start dancing and making out after party dies
>drunk and enjoying watching
>host freaks out
>goes upstairs and we make out and start fooling around
>been up for more than 24 hours, 8 of which is unloading a truck with tons of pallets
>barely hard
>she's a fucking champ like no one else
>rides, sucks, turns on her side leg up, fucking everything
>still half chub
>we make out and I finger til she cums. We just cuddle and talk and sleep

Happens to every guy once man.

Told a girl to put his finger in my ass. It was for like 5 seconds anyways and it felt weird.

Let some dude suck me off while I was drunk. I even lost my erection and told him to stop because it was awkward after a while.

and why do you regret this? lol wtf

me too

Gotta love families eh?

Enjoy your aids sir

I never told him, she didn't either. Yeah it was a bit awkward for me when I was around him, but I just had to keep it to myself.

I do that shit but like all the time. I get nervous when anyone eats me out and I eventually just like

ask them to stop because I'm too anxious to cum

>regretting sex
are you a grill or something?

Men only regret missing out.

Bet you he doesn't get AIDS.

Got my dick sucked by my friends at a sleepover when I was 10. Only gay thing I've ever done. Other than a girl shoving a finger up my ass while I was cumming. But that's not gay imo

I mean at least it worked out though. Could've blown up hard. Really cool that she kept the secret and didn't tell him to create drama.

Nope, didn't even really stick around for the explanation. I mean, what do you say to something like that. I have heard of very fem women having internal testes, etc -- honestly, I legit freaked out and went to find the next piece of 100% woman i could.

I'll do it

>You can break up with somebody but you can never unlick their butthole

Could you bestow us with a detailed greentext of the ordeal please?

yeah i didn't mention this but same here with doing shit. the day before i was out all day hiking, then went to a friends party at night till like 2 am. then woke up and drove like 4 hours to see her for the weekend. then got to her place and did shit all day, then didn't sleep at all cuz she got a tiny ass bed and then the next day doing shit around town and then back at the house, etc.

so yeah, i was real fuckin pooped.

You did the right thing

I guess I regret not letting my friend cum in my mouth whenever we practiced for girls during sleepovers. I'm straight btw.

Would have been drama for her aswell, she was his first real gf for a longer time. I do have a bad conscience about this, sure, but her pussy was worth it.

I feel like you must be 18 or under to be just having this experience.

Props for your honesty. Sleep deprivation is a mood and health killer though. Best to keep well rested. ;)

was 22 i believe at the time. it was somewhat recently.

What the fuck, Cruz

>>You can break up with somebody but you can never unlick their butthole

...

Fucked this ugly fat chick once, was terrible. She smelt so bad. I literally threw up in my mouth while we were doing it. Didn't stop tho. Still came in her.. But man. I regret it. Just glad I didn't catch anything.

My nigga. Same happened to me, regret it for life

>she was almost born a boy.

Fucked my gf at the time cousin

I anally raped my ex gf after we broke up. She kept inviting me back to her apartment because she was lonely, and would walk around topless and shit, then ask me to come sleep with her in her bed, grind up against my dick, but refuse to fuck.
I can only take so much teasing.