Make me cum in my pants without touching my dick Sup Forums

Make me cum in my pants without touching my dick Sup Forums

sharpie in pooper

no

let me rephrase that then. Without taking my pants off

BAMP

Aggressively hump a pillow through your pants.

Make me cum by touching my dick

SLAP MY COCK. JUST A LIL SLAP

I bet you get a cock slap every morning

I don't sadly. I'd actually welcome such a thing if it came from the right female

I was thinking more along the lines of anons posting girls/nudes/porn until I came

Have you tried taking off your pants? It's a lot easier that way.

I'm trying to nofap, but I have some blue balls, so I'm curious if I can cum without fapping.

Did you lose your arms in an accident or something?

see

If you drill a hole through one of your balls, you'll get some cum.

literally no point

stick a dildo in your ass

Are.... Are you legit stupid?

Or a shotgun

that's the Sup Forums I know and love

My name jeff

Not possible, but I'm sure people can post some really hot stuff that makes you start touching through pants and then you'll take your pants off and break your nofap. Unfortunately I'm not a faggot so I can't post porn you'd like.

Here is a greentext to get off to
>be cashier at kroger
>greet people as they walk in
>see 9/10 qt 3.14
>say "Hi! Welcome to Kroger "
>she says hi back
>get excited, she actually responded
>she is getting her cart and about to walk away
>I gotta make a move
>say "have fun shopping"
>she replies "you too"
>suddenly her hair becomes spaghetti
>her panties are visibly moistened by marinara
>her eyes are meatballs
>her meaty eyes stare into my soul
>she cries parmesan cheese
>hear rumbling from the pasta aisle
>pasta is flying at mach speed toward girl
>she absorbs the pasta through her moist marinara vagina
>she becomes a spaghetti filled meatball
>cook her at 350 for 2 hours
>serve with garnish
>have leftovers

No, op wants pics of hot girls, I thought asking stupid questions would be more fun.