/turnleft/ - AAA Texas 500 Thread #2

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>Autism

>Autism

>autism commercial caution

Now the vortex will collapse and the rain will come, good job asshole

>Autism can't even pass a backmarker
inb4 troox chokes in the pit stop

CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL
GO CARLLLLLL

>Caution for that

Nice work

My dad cried when Dale Earnhart died over a decade ago. What did he mean by that?

>78 crew throws their pit stop to put the 19 in the lead

Just went to take a piss.

1. Chase
2. Autism
3. Logano

wtf happen?

RAIN PLEASE

Logano needs to do whatever it takes to win this race. Cuz Harv has Phoenix locked up.

Gonna get physical tonight boys.

>he doesn't know about the Jackalope Sausage, sold for $8 in the infamous Gate 4 concourse

IT NEVER ENDS

f i x e d

...

>A U T I S M

B I G G U Y B I G O N E

>Autism
>Harvick just throwing him into the wall
>Mears
>Scott crashing for no reason.

...

>hurrvick hits autism
>case of beers
>brian scott again

le fake cousin carl wins

41 FREE PASS

>3 knocked into the wall
>some reacts and sends the 13 into the grass
*5 seconds later*
>Brian Scott comes spinning through the screen

>44 just wrecks by himself again
Kek

That looked almost exactly like the wreck between Harvick and Scott Riggs in that corner exactly ten years ago

>Infield completely destroying Mears' car

anyone have the webum of danica missing a wreck then spinning in to the grass on her own

He got help

#PaveTheInfields

I ought to change that filename

>randomly saving images from anywhere but Sup Forums

>touch the grass
>lose the radiator

In the wise words of Dale Jr...
#teamvalence

Get rid of the splitter or get rid of the grass. There is no reason that grass should DESTROY cars like it does right now.

nice file name though

Nigger shouldn't be driving on the grass...

>grass does more damage to cars than walls

just put up a wall on the inside

Keeping it off the wall should not end your day. These cars have their front ends destroyed as soon as they hit grass. It's stupid.

the only good thing about Harvick is his hate for the dillons

>Silver Spoon kid was outrunnin him tonight
based Autism

...

>silver spoon kid was outrunning him tonight

HURRVICK BTFO

>Keeping it off the wall should not end your day.
There is so much truth to this

It's why my local short track got rid of the inside wall last year and gave the drivers run off space

>[he needs a win] and you don't
kek what a horrible response. proud that you're out of contention?

now harcuck will go shove him after the race

>krut penalty

his year is over

kill me

12 LAPS UNTIL RAIN

>SHR pit teams

I know they're all fast, but on TV this track looks insanely fast.

carl is a disgusting human

Logano vs Carl would be fun. Both gotta feel they need to win, but Carl even moreso.

193mph at the start of the race with 200+mph corner entries

Fast as fuck

welp... c'mon Joey.

Yep, I'm rooting for Logano. It could be fucking Hillary Clinton and I'd root for her if it meant taking a spot away from Gibbs at Homestead.

texas is pretty fuckin fast. so fast in fact that back in the day CART tried to run a race there and it got called off because the drivers were getting light headed the gforces were so heavy.

COME ON CARL
havent been this nervous in a long time

The Indy car race at Texas was one of THE best races of the year from any series.

>not wanting the least amount of Gibbs in the final four as possible

yeah it was really good. I wish graham was more consistent, if he could drive like that all the time he'd actually be relevant.

he probably thinks hes "likeable"

>back in the day CART tried to run a race there

video related:
youtube.com/watch?v=lpGsTyv96Rk

Paul Tracy ran a 236.678 mph lap in practice

>implying Carl isn't the most likeable driver in the series

>literally no one to pull for at homestead

G A M E

O V E R

R A I N
A
I
N

CORAL WINS LOL

>yfw we go back to green

it's over guys

>2005 Goodguys National Car Show at TMS
>all participants are allowed 2 laps around the track
>dad let me take his 2003 Z06 for a lap
>mfw 175mph and it felt like I was fucking glued around the turns

YES YES YES GO CARL

please dont backflip and slip

fakest personality in nascar

just one example youtube.com/watch?v=4CBm_VugNYk

I don't actually mind this even tho I hate JGR. My hope is that Logano and Harvick advance next week. Logano on points and Harvick w/win.

1. Jimmie
2. Edwards
3. Logano
4. Kenseth

That would be a final 4 I could totally live with.

>Wanting to punch Matt Kenseth.

Don't blame him.

>gimmie in for wets

doesn't matter, most fun to watch

watched him at atlanta in 05 and he's been my guy ever since

plz go away rain

>no harvick
>no busch
>no keslowski

>BRETT SAYS WE'RE LOSING THE TRACK

>BACK STRETCH IS LOST

track is getting bright, just end it

driving 60mph in rain on slicks is pretty tough 2bh
Im amazed we never see anyone spin

Rain has stopped

Dry the track

>TRACK HAS BEEN LOST COMPLETELY

I'd prefer

1. Jimmie
2. Harvick
3. Kurt
4. Logano

But it aint happening.

But if Jimmie is up against 3 JGR cars at Homestead, he does NOT win.

Give me Logano/Harv in the mix there, and I like the chances of JGR not getting it. Especially Logano cuz he's shown so much speed lately.

Carl's crew chief reminded him repeatedly of this just now

Why don't they race in domes are they fucking stupid.

That was a really bad race for Kyle btw. He coulda gave himself a comfy cushion, but did the opposite.

JGR WINS LOL

Logistic Nightmare

Because it's quite nice to not be deaf.

People talk about how Johnson has a poor history at homestead (mainly due to his situations there), but Carl is actually great there. He has one of the best records in miami.

are you into mass carbon monoxide poisoning suicides or what?

can you imagine the HVAC system required for that?

JUST CALL THE RACE ALREADY YOU FAT FUCK

what a shit final 4 its going to be

They did a dirt race in the Indiana Pacers arena, and they had to have frequent intermissions due to the high emissions level inside the building.

>tfw 2 of my 3 favorite drivers are Carl and Jimmie

It would be easy, have some windows on the side of the dome to let the gases out

WE
DID
IT
BOYS!
ON
TO
HOMESTEAD!

C A R L

Awww....did the race car driver scare you little bitch?

That Carl, not really all that long ago, went to Homestead in a Roush car and almost won the Chase makes me totally OK with him winning.

He is the only tolerable JGR driver, no matter how much of a corporate shill he is.