NZ/New Zealand thread

NZ/New Zealand thread.

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Ive never seen this place on the map, get this fake country shit outta here

stay cucked

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got any more?

Hnnnnng. am diamonds

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Fuck sake, start thread, get invited to mates for drinks.

This is NOT what I had planned for.

don't lie, we know where you're going.

Life, it's bad.

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Ewe know it's true.

just came buckets

tfw hungry af. two pieces of fried chicken and a hot dog from night n day when

these threads are shit now

Always were, always will be.

anyone in palmerston north down to fuck

Only your mum, but shes shit. I wouldnt bother

m8 my mum lives in napier

so why do you come back?
i'm 20 mins away but there's a catch.... i'm a dude

im down whats ya number

>so why do you come back?

When I figure this out then I'll be free.

wait are you the climate change cuck?

Hawkes bay weed where ya at

Nah, that ain't me.

Have you tried looking in hawkes bay?

311 Willowpark Rd S

i got you fam
also not hard to find just look on fb

>i'm 20 mins away but there's a catch.... i'm a dude

number ? or kik or something

Fuck that. And nah it's dry as fuck everywhere

This fucking phone. Someone give me $1000 so I can feel important. Will film a cumshot for you at 960fps.

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She looks like a fucking frog.

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Not really into dudes man. would probably let you give me a bj but that's about it. no homo

Has everyone watched her new video the required ten times to avoid imprisonment?

If you can get hard when your dicks in a guys mouth, then youre the homo

I couldn't even make it through once. See you in prison.

If you keep your eyes closed and the guy is clean shaven then it's not gay, because it feels exactly the same as a woman doing it.

Devil trips confirm, we are bound for the gulag.

not if you're pretending its a grill

dunedin reporting.

nothing like starting an assignment 2 hours and 30 minutes before its due, lmao.

Living on the edge.

im just really horny atm and am new to town.

Ed Sheeran just released his whole new album for free on Youtube... wtf?

have a wank?

its also on spotify and itunes.. open.spotify.com/album/3T4tUhGYeRNVUGevb0wThu

Nah bro, stubble is stubble

pefer to just suck you off

If you can pretend a guy is a girl, then youre not really straight, youre just in denial

What's Egypt got to do with it?

students at rest will stay at rest unless acted upon by a great enough panic attack.

Literally nothing gay about getting some sweet boipuss

ok but listen.

fried chicken from night n day on top of hotcakes with syrup from maccas.

to be honest, i'm not panicked at all.

i started it at 9:30pm and it's almost finished now.

whats it on ?

some shitty database thing, report on what could be put into a database and who would be target user etc.. really boring but simple.

>Christchurch

you doing compsci or software engineering

Disgusting.

bachelor of IT at otago poly :)

im doing software engineering at massey first year

enjoy being unemployed for 5 years.

dont see how fam, everyone that passes this course gets a job pretty simple.

noice, enjoying it?

yeah at McDonald's

what're you trying to say exactly? that a bachelors degree in IT will get me a job at mcdonalds? sure thing mate whatever you will believe.

A jobs a jobs. We all get to prove we have work skills somehow

Opotiki here, anyone else tiny town?

>Opotiki here
didn't know maoris knew about these threads

Levin here.

Most dangerous town in NZ.

hey Pineapples

chch reporting in

You the user from Levin who had a moderately successful youtube account? Is it true everyone is on meth there?

>noice, enjoying it?
i am so far only been a week and is still in the making everyone at the same level stage. so it's pretty boring

im white. send help

What should I watch on netflix so I can feel like my subscription isn't a waste of money?

bro i'm just sayin. happened to a good friend of mine. he was flippin burgers for year and a half after studying IT at Dunedin

You should start a white minority group, only allow whites in, except by invitation

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Versailles. fucking brilliant if you skip through the homo scenes

Why would I skip the homo scenes?

guess things are diffrent everywhere. i heard te teko was the worst place

im pretty sure the only school there does it by itself

ah yeah, can understand.

doesn't mean it's the same for everyone.

once i get my degeree, i probably wont stay in the city.

What you into?

The marvel stuff is really good (daredevil, jessica jones)

We are just watching dirk gently, based on a douglas adams book

Theres a whole bunch of really proffesional stuff on there

I heard they were pretty gay

>Why would I skip the homo scenes?
in order to avoid getting unexplainable and awkward boners

Sci-Fi mostly. I like tits. Comedy. Mainly stuff that is interesting and I can binge a season or 2 easy.

King Louis 14th's brother was a raging faggot

We just watched all of star trek:tng, some ds9, all of voyager and all of enterprise (lol). The new star trek discovery is coming to netlfix too, but when it gets here I dont know.

Theres a couple of documentaries I enjoyed about arcade games, starting with the king of kong

>King Louis 14th's brother
good. just don't want you to flip burgers your life my dude

never planned on it man, haha. yet again you never know, look at your mate, he didnt plan on it, did he?

I visit here every couple of days to see whats new. Its rubbish to see whats already online, but it great to see eveything new in the last few days

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If trips I will rap this thread.

reroll

No, not my youtube.

A lot of people are smoking it yeah. It goes back to police too fucking lazy/incompetent to do their job, and customs/border patrol a shit.

People say it's much easier to get meth than marajuana. But I read it's like that all over the country.

>New Zealand

More like jew zealand, am I fucking right

GTFO if youre not rocking egmont. Theres finally a decent cooking cheese on sale

haha classic!

No, you're not.