Late Night HBO/CineMAX thread

Late Night HBO/CineMAX thread

We talk about shows like Real Sex, Passion Cove, etc, and other shows we watched as kids.

now I have the theme in my head.

Hot Springs Hotel

Red Shoe Diaries

I used to set the vcr in our living room to record them late at night cause no fucking way I'm gonna risk getting caught late at night, out in the open, and then watch them on my tv/vcr in my bedroom the next night. and every single time I'd hope for every sex scene to be awesome, and every single time I'd be disappointed. I did this for years. thanks for the memories, user.

I was in love

>tfw had DirecTV in the early 00s and my dad had a machine to reset the satellite cards so we can get any PPV for free

So much Playboy TV and Jerry Springer Uncensored

Literally every fucking cinemax movie

I learned so much from Real Sex, it's not even funny.

Spice Channel scrambling was fucking infuriating

>red shoe diaries

Was based. That fuckin Denise Crosby episode...

Did you ever have those rare moments when Spice kinda came through?

The sound always worked but here and there the scrambling kinda stopped and the colors were off but otherwise the pic was complete.

LMAO

I was just going to mention nordic caveman.

THIS FUCKING GUY

>HBOGo doesn't have every Real Sex episode to watch ondemand

>Red Shoe Diaries

I still love this fucking show.

I liked the prequel movie that showed why he start doing that in the first place.

I had one of those two part descrambler boxes and got all the pr0n for free when I was younger.

Prob explains why I'm so sexually deviant now.

>Hotel Erotica
>Passion Cove
>Co-Ed Confidential
>The Best Sex Ever

softcore fap sessions man...

This show is actually a pretty good sitcom desu

Remember Dream On?

I couldn't cum until I was like 16, is that weird?

>Taxicab Confessions

D R O P P E D

anyone watch that Bunny show? With all those whores in Vegas?

>Spicy City
>Perversions of Science

Man I miss those old original shows.

Shock Video.

That show with the sexy commercials from other countries.

Interspersed with like, gore and crazy shit to kill your boner every 5 minutes. Would keep things going for like an hour.

>You now remember sitting close to the TV watching Real Sex and Skinemax, the volume almost as low as it could go, your finger hovering over the back button of the remote in case your parents came downstairs

Good times man.

Holy shit!!!!

I remember that

That fucking commercial of the Penis singing

Did this with skinemax and old ass early 00s porn sites

>Everyone sleeping
>decide to type in "boobs" into Google
>my first porn site

fapping to 10 second mpegs in Windows Media Player was grueling

BigNaturals

I was exposed to so many tits thanks to cinemax and dial-up internet, that by the time I lost my virginity I was kinda desensitized to tits and sex in general.

Not that it wasn't awesome, it's just that SOMETIMES I imagine what it must be like for those kids who get laid when they're like 14 and haven't been too exposed to sex already.

It must be crazy.

>AOL chatrooms

Fuck man.

>yfw AOL chatrooms openly trafficked in CP until nearly the mid 2000s
>yfw AOL made tons of money off this so they allowed it

>download 10sec mpeg on super slow net
>forget that it's downloading
>dad comes home
>5 minutes later as we're talking porn pops up because it's set to auto open

Bikini Round-Up was my first porn movie. After that I became hooked on all those Skinemax "Bikini" brand movies

>have a VHS
>make a porn mixtape of all the late night cable shows

Not really, it takes us girls a while to discover our bodies

This happened to me once.

FUCK

Did your mom siphon it out of you in the middle night like mine did?

>dial-up connection
>limewire's finally installed
>find a porn vid that's only 7MBs
>speed's good, a massive 5KB/sec
>only about thirty minutes away
>the quality is low
>fuck yes, that means the vid is a whole six minutes long at least

One in particular still pops in my mind like I'm watching it now. Brunette chick with great tits getting railed by an older guy in the driver's seat of a pickup truck. Fapped to that one all the time.

>wait until the end of the show with my dick out like an asshole
>think there'll be a full penetration scene to fap to
>it's some ugly ukrainian woman making a dildo out of a potato

Good lord, IM, AOL, and MSN chat rooms must've been a pedo's dream back in the day because when I was a kid those were the goto spots.

>finding the folder where its downloading
>copying the temp file and renaming it with the proper extension
>preview of coming attractions

bruh

I once left a porn site open on my computer, it crashed randomly so I just let it reboot while I went to the bathroom

before I had known someone had been into my room (door was open) and when I stepped back in the website was full screen on the monitor

FUCKING UNSAFE SHUTDOWN WEBPAGE RESTORE BS

>i still do this

I remember that fucking episode.

Best one was the vagina casting company tour. Closest thing to a full pussy shot the show ever got.

>wait until the end of co-ed confidential or similar skinemax show
>think there will be a lesbian scene I can fap to
>there wasn't
>porns over
>didn't fap
>feel like a fool

Version I had let you preview it on double-click.

>tfw the first second still hadn't downloaded at 87% and you couldn't watch any of it as a result

>use WinMX to download Season 0 of Yu-Gi-Oh!
>realize it was just like Kazaa
>download so much porn, but for some reason it keeps history within IE history
>get in trouble

Fuck

Yes, it's how I fell in love with Isabella Soprano.

>tfw trying to fap to real sex but all the people are ugly af.

Fuck yes I was just about to post about that one. Her squealing about how cold the goo was got me rock hard.

>have basic cable
>no PC or internet
>have to decipher the Spice channel
The best I could do till 2001

>Summer time up late looking at nude celebs
>Dad worked till midnight but got home early
>close out and switch to some random flash game page
>Dad asks to use computer to check something
>Come back 10 minutes later to him going through my history
>No internet for a week and monitoring program installed

Anyone remember that asian looking bitch in

Best Sex Ever

It was like a "Texas," based one and they actually fucked fast compared to that slow shit. She used like one name.

>trying to watch the scrambled late night shit
>seeing flashes of tits and ass
>don't hear dad walk in
>he walks right past me and smacks the back of the tv
>as it clears up he says the old antennae acts up
>before walks out he looks me dead in the eyes and says "Well at least you're not a faggot"

I had a better experience

>Kazaa
>downloading "Hot blonde sex"
>takes all night to download, left computer on with screen off
>finally open it up when parents leave for date night
>it's a Jesse Jane gets fucked hard as shit

Greatest video I've ever seen and I can't fidn it anymore

>all these kids whose parents didn't have a descrambler

Piracy is in my blood, mateys!

Arrrrggghhhhhhh!

>AOL chatrooms
>those roleplaying chatrooms
>remember playing as afucking dragon in a rpg chatroom, as well as fucking shit up in a resident evil chatroom

I for the life of me never ever ever ever thought people in there were older than I was when I chatted with them.

best show

>friends sleeping over
>playing runescape together in the living room
>mom goes to sleep
>I put on an HBO porno
>we watch it silently for 30 minutes
>he leaves to go to the bathroom
>while he's gone i cant control myself and quickly masturbate on the couch
>assume hes masturbating in the bathroom since hes been gone for so long
>he comes back and we both agree to turn off the porn
>we go back to PKing

>angelfire anime sites

Those top 100 anime affiliate sites that you always got linked to when trying to find hentai

>Cinemax is free for the weekend
>watching I think the new movie release for Saturday
>it ends
>"Zanes sex chronicles"
>lets watch some soft core shit for old times
>it's all black people
>it plays like a soap opera
>only 2 sex scenes, 1 in the beginning and the very end

What the fuck happened to soft core videos of just being sex?

I remember that one. Fuck, I'd watch it again if I could find it

>freshman in high school, 2004
>tons of trashy people looking up porn on computers
>teachers mad but can't stop it because they're dumb
>following year have log ons and during an assembly principal mentions they now have blocks on the computer and attempting to search for porn or any other material will log to your account number and they'll bust you
>passwords are all sequential starting at 3000
>have a directory with everyone's name in order
>can literally log onto anyone's account as it's just first initial last name and a number if someone shares that log on
>1gb of data allotted to each person
>fill folders with saved hentai and watch shit crumble

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>>he comes back and we both agree to turn off the porn

>Hotel Erotica
>Distinctly remember an episode where a guy meets a girl online in a chatroom, she comes over and they fuck all night
>He was wearing a gold rolex

Man. Wish I could see that one again. Anyone out there remember this one? May not have been Hotel Erotica, but was definitley cinemax

I just can't find it anymore. All her shit is like jump cuts galore or they focus on the dude like what the fuck

I used to be ALL OVER boobworld. fucking porn clickbait, BEGGING for a clip and not pics.

>borrow my buddy's mixtape and fap for days.

Ultrapasswords was my jam.
There was one password for a site that was supposed to be the owner's ex gf and all the vids he made fucking her. Came gallons to that site.

>newgrounds dress up games

>that ganguro dating sim

G.O.A.T.

It only happened once for like ten seconds in my life then my grandmother came downstairs for a minute so I had to change the channel and it was gone forever.

>tfw in high school in the early 00s when the school administration didn't know dick about computers or how to stop everyone downloading huge amounts of porn
>tfw constantly nervous that the files you downloaded off Kazaa were CP
What a time it was to be alive

milfhunter clips like a madman.

First time I ever heard Darude Sandstorm was in a clip from Germany (?) on one of those international tv specials, where a naked black dude wearing devil horns was doing a firebreathing routine with it playing in the background.

>turn on TV in the den
>reduce the brightness to 1 so you can't tell its on if you're not in there
>stealth fap while keeping an ear open
>if someone is coming turn off the TV and hide

I did this every night for years

What is this guys name?

Wild On!

Just a bunch of spoiled fags going around partying
First time I saw tits tho it fucking blew my mind

Evan Stone.

Him and Beverly Lynn are in every god damn movie.

>search kazaa for porn
>Hot chick fucked.mpeg
>3hr download
>Open it
>It's an underage girl getting fucked by her boyfriend and friend

Holy shit hottest thing I seen. Chick was about 15 with huge tits getting railed on the floor while the friend videotaped it. After about 2mins the friend handed over the camera and took his turn.

>real doll ep where chicks have sex with a doll

I came so hard

>it's a "swingers retreat" episode
>everyone is old and looks like a Ziploc baggie full of mashed potatoes

The only good episode I can recall was one with fucking machines and one where these 3 hot girls took turns fucking a male RealDoll, and one of them came on its cock. I think it may have been episode 28, but I'm not sure.

memories ;_;

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Thanks. I came buckets to "Haunting Desires" when I was 16. Dem small titties tho.

>that moonlight bunny ranch vids
>that jew black haired chick

fuck she is a normie but I'd have fucked the shit out of her

who /redshoediaries/ here