I'm a pro hackerz

i'm a pro hackerz
i can hack dds and html.
ask me anything
40$ if you want me to hack someone

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i just sent you 40 bucks to your paypal can you hack my moms car?

Can you hack Dis Dick?

What's even a DDS?

its a hack

HAW BOUT HACK

i havent received it yet

Here solve this it's hella easy. Should be even easier for a haxor.

I watched this show for a big fella, but slightly disappointed since this guy doesn't show up much throughout the whole story.

Pratically, the show is a entire mess in contents. Some regarded it as some kind of "Renaissance".

It has some cross-overs due to the fact that there was a popular 4-koma-comic-based anime show (which has 2 seasons)
which have similar contents that shared the airing period.

The protagonist joined a certain group for an akward reason. She apparently misunderstood what they're up to yet luckily be distributed to a place of nowhere.

The whole soundtracks seems under the same genre, but this track which contain vocals is neither in Japanese nor English.

The genre Probably might be "World Music". And for myself, it brings harmony while listening to this music.

it is cheap for a hack.
you can't find anyone that offer cheap like me

wrong thread man

im serious here man

You're such a pro hackerz that you can't even spell D-DOS correctly.

no you are wrong, it is dds
you don't even know hacking

good way to get v& even if fucking around

dont play nga

He really meant DDS. It a security breach on fax machines where you can print paper as long as there is ink and you have the right line number. Takes skillz.

i can help you vpn an account to hack it.
cheap just 20$ for you

and how are we supposed to pay?

Rare Pepe card only

we meet upfront at your house.
you have to send me your address.
ore we can do paypal

do you know how to CU.CK?

no you have to pay with real money

yeah i know that too.
i finished my course at internet dds hacking at a university

vpns alone cannot save you. Unless you're outside of the USA, in a country without a US extradition clause, You'll get fucked. Not worth it. Use those ninja skills and get a job in Netsec nga

its okay. im outside US

Old ass exploit nga

DDS - distributed dick sucking

>its a hack
The Data Distribution Service for real-time systems (DDS) is an Object Management Group (OMG) machine-to-machine (sometimes called middleware) standard that aims to enable scalable, real-time, dependable, high-performance and interoperable data exchanges using a publish–subscribe pattern.

you dont beleive me?
want proof?

seems like you know hacking too

it's not an old exploit

yes, write a simple dropper in python for me, name each function/method with _CUCK prefix

i can do it but u have to pay me because i dont trust you

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Fake haxor fag is gonna fake

POTS lines nga

unless you web services is compromised nga

even then its old news

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it's a challenge, not an order. write it for fun & learning purposes

im not fake, i can do expert HTML.

I do NGA too. i graduated hacking academy for it.
i studied 4 years.

my equipment is expensive so i can't do things for free. I spent too much money studying hacking.

I don't have agenda.

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>spent too much money studying hacking
>my equipment is expensive
But then
>won't even do basic coding
Fuck off OP

here you go nga

Whats a dropper?

here is a sample

DDS hack


hacking access.html
password.ini

no, i do different nga hacking not that

>I like bum fun.

Don't bullshit me OP that's just a fucking plain site with some shitty texts.
That ain't no hack stop making fun of yourselves.

POIDH

This is the same guy who posts snaphacks, it's totally legit. Not clickbait. He worked as an apple genius.

see that code? that is a sophisticated code that is only working on certain rare software that you have to torrent via vpn to access data and password in the database of any computer.

yeah I really am legit.

Is it stored in MariaDB?

it's not bullshit, it's a sophisticated coding

Okay why don't you hack a Facebook of my choosing and post screen shots

>Bums are fun.

yeah it is, though I have to use command promt for it to work

He can't do it cuz iz computah iz worth much monie monie

i don't do hacks for free. i use expensive equipments so i need a pay.

yeah it's ecspensive. seems like you know my hardships

See? I tald ya...

He can't do it cause he's too tired of studying sophisticated hacking that he doesn't even wanna hack.

Did you really work as an apple genius coz my Iphone keeps waking me up at the same time every morning and I don't know how to make it stop?

im not a bum. im a graduate of a prestigous hacking university

Did someone call me?

you need a software to stop certain sound, mostly alarms by using my codes. its cheap

OP keeps talking about studying hacking. Is that even a thing? I'd figure it would be computer science

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im not tired, i just need a pay for my work.

yeah, i completed studying computer science too.

Oh so it is an actual class. What jobs does it go into besides nsa

do you want me to hack someone? it's just 40$

i help banks to improve their softwares

Guys, STOP that! We will get into trouble if we continue to insult him. He is a genius and we shall respect him. Don't you all scared of what he could do to you? That's it, I'm outta here...

Then why, instead of talking the shit out of your mouth here, won't you do some real hacking?
Let me guess: Your computer is too expensive, you've been studying for too long that now you consider yourselves a professional, you need money so much that you don't even provide a payment method.

Nah, I'll do it myself.

Certified Ethical Hacker (CEH)
GIAC (Global Information Assurance Certification) Penetration Tester (GPEN)
Offensive Security Certified Professional (OSCP)

these too

Gotta spend money to make money you poor fag. Bad bait you wanker

Poor banks

exactly, so why ask if you already know the answer

We've got the real deal here instead of the shit talking OP who won't do anything besides boasting about hacking education and expensive computers.

don't worry, im a good hacker

do you want to be my student? i can teach you hacking . just 10$ per session.

im a real deal too. no one here even doubts me. just you

>show a hack to this thread
>prove to everyone you really are a hacker
>everyone believes you
>you can now make money
if you were a real hacker, this is what you would do
so either you're not a hacker, either you're an idiot

you made me cringe :)

I vote both

I'll agree with that

cant tell if stupid or ironic.