SUICIDE SQUAD

Confirmed spoilers.

Opens with a 20 minute sequence of the squad members getting captured. It's set to pop music and every time a new member shows up their rapsheet pops onscreen in bright neon colors.

Deadshot is an ex-soldier who is arrested by Batman and his daughter is taken away from him after putting herself in the line of fire to defend Batman from her dad. So he hates Batman.

Joker runs a nightclub and begs a mobster to get a lapdance from Harley then kills him for agreeing to it. Batman shows up and Joker and Harley try to ditch it, but Batman catches up and the car goes into the river. Joker escapes and Harley almost drowns, but Batman catches her.

Waller gets everyone sent to Belle Reve. When Joker finds out he decides to get Harley back. Waller wants to use them as soldiers, but the government thinks it's a stupid idea.

Enchantress is a weirdo archaeologist who touches a voodoo doll and becomes possessed. Waller controls her heart and sends her with Rick Flagg, who's fucking the Enchantress on the side, to investigate spooky supernatural shit. Enchantress goes crazy and takes over the city, turning some guy into her demon brother, opening a portal and turning a bunch of soldiers into monsters. She's being influenced by some elder demon.

The government OK's Waller using the squad to go to the city and get Enchantress back so Waller can put her back under their control. The Joker shows up in his chopper, shoots down the Squad's chopper, and they end up getting attacked by the monsters and hide in a hotel. Slipknot tries to bail and gets killed.

More monsters attack, and the Joker shows up again to rescue Harley, but the chopper gets shot down and he's presumed dead, while Harley escapes. The Squad finds out shit is going down and decide to complete the mission, while Enchantress kidnaps Waller.

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They all fight in a museum. Diablo sacrifices himself to kill Enchantress' demon brother and close the portal so the elder demon doesn't come through.

Harley tricks Enchantress and destroys the heart, and that frees the girl from the evil spirit witch. Waller gets rescued, but puts everyone back in prison cuz she's a bitch.

In the end Harley realizes one of the guards checking on her is the Joker is disguise, they lock eyes and smile, as pop music plays and the movie fades to black.

Boomerang, Katana and Croc are underused and serve only as comic relief and background filler in the action scenes.

At one point Enchantress peeks into Deadshot's mind and finds out his greatest dream is killing Batman.

Boomer gets caught by the Flash

Lots of quippy banter, mostly from Deadshot.

Eh

Nothing about Eastwoods character or is he just there to be eye candy.

Well, I'm unhyped

So it's Deadshot and Friends.

awww hell naww

Sounds like shit.

Once again DC can't even into doing a decent movie.

>asian actress
>called katana
>symbol even has the nip flag
With all the buzz about diversity and anti-racism, how is this still considered okay?

Asians have just become memes in the west.

Why the fuck would Deadshots daughter side with Batman instead her own dad?

>Enchantress is a weirdo archaeologist who touches a voodoo doll and becomes possessed. Waller controls her heart and sends her with Rick Flagg, who's fucking the Enchantress on the side, to investigate spooky supernatural shit. Enchantress goes crazy and takes over the city, turning some guy into her demon brother, opening a portal and turning a bunch of soldiers into monsters. She's being influenced by some elder demon.

Thats just fucking dumb.

deadshot is a professional hitman and will kill literally anybody, including a newborn baby, if he is paid to do so

not exactly the world's greatest dad

Sounds fucking awesome. Can't wait.

He is still her Dad and it's not like Batman is famous for his kindheartedness.
Even if he is a crime fighter.

so what? even if he never abused her or anything like that she could just have strong morals and find his killing unconscionable. she knows if she goes to the police they'll all get killed but batman can take him down. just because they are related doesn't mean she has to support him in everything.

Because she has a cute ass

>Croc, Boomerang, and Katana are underused
Fucking dropped

didn't even get past the first line. already sounds like "Le so wacky and random the movie: Watch out for that SPORK! Edition"

of course some fucking retard is going to say "fuck off faggot, nobody wants your dark, gridmark, edgy movies"
because OBVIOUSLY there are only two points on a fucking spectrum

Source, also sounds like garbage, as expected from a DC film.

lol always cute seeing "fans" who never read any comics talking about super hero movies. We real fans already know the script because it has already been done. Spoilers doesn't matter because if executed well it will be fucking amazing. It would be akin to spoilers for Raid, as if anyone would care going in. Or even Avatar, but at least the story is way fucking better than that of Pocahontas.

Anyway, here is a spoiler for you because I know some who had early screenings and I can already tell you the movie will be amazing. As a standalone it will be the most memorable and talked about movie in years.

sounds like that one dude was correct about spoilers like 2 or 3 weeks ago. I honestly dont think it sounds all that bad. I already like the idea of Will Smith as Deadshot, but im still skeptical on the joker and harley quinn. how much screen time does joker and batman get in this movie? also are there any other character easter eggs or other potential setups for future films? i bet that demon stuff could be something, or not. Is it at least better than BvS? please tell me that

Comics are fucking dumb.

There are set ups and a few spoilers he didn't reveal or don't even know. Harlequin is great as it the joker, have faith the movie is great you will see.

>people are not hype for Big Willys return to action-kino
wake up!

Its will smith. You thought it would be any other way?

Vape on my man

Confirmed by who?

Don't EVER say that again

Sounds fucking awdul

>Lots of quippy banter
$1 billion box office confirmed.

You're kidding, any capekino has the same shitty plot. Literally any. Who the fuck would expect Departed-level suspence.

Fuck Will Smith. He's so fucking dull, so boring. Fucking nigger isn't even a good action actor, why did they get him on board?
Fucking stupid producers, don't they know that everyone wants more Croc eating people, flame-guy to burn motherfucking people and Katana to show her cute master race tits and ass?
But we'll get a stupid nigger protagonist instead. Even douche Boomerang is more interesting, though that actor is fucking shit.
Fuck you, just fuck you all, fucking jews.

spotted the DC shills

Because he's Will Smith. That's basically it.

No Martin Lawrence cameo, no buy.

>Wanting another shit actor in the cast

>Joker runs a nightclub

What a shitshow.

>get sent back to jail.

Well that sucks

Careful you don't cut yourself on that edge, user.

>cute ass
Post proof

Why does the exact same thread always pop up on Sup Forums and Sup Forums simultaneously?

>Joker putting his life on the line for Harley
>Joker caring at all what happens to Harley
Do they even bother reading up on the characters?

But is it >90% rotten tomatoes, aka a 7/10 on metacritic, good?

womynz love powerful men. Batman cucked deadshot for his daughters love.

Holy shit please suck on a tailpipe

why the fuck did you think this movie would be anything more than a Harley-Deadshot-Jokerfest?

But I'm right. Will Smith is a hack. Croc, Katana and Diablo are much more interesting than fucking nigger Deadshot.

>but I'm right


CRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGG

Ok, Sup Forums, if does good in this movie he does good. If he's bad, someone else the focus. But keep in mind, like Captain America, you can't have a joke or quiet-ish character lead a group

Because there's asian qt, because there's monster Croc, because there's weirdo witch and Diablo.
No, they prefer to stick with that fucking Joker, Harly and Niggershot.

>but I'm right

Except you aren't

You do realize Croc is played by the blackest guy in the whole movie

But I like niggershot

oh so you're a retard

is it time?

>But I'm right

Are you trying to make me kill myself?

>Not understanding leadership and group dynamics

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How's that? Deadshot is such generic character, he's nothing interesting like nippon girl with magic blade, fucking ugly cannibal, who looks like a crocodile and even a witch and burning dude (well, Diablo and witch are kind of generic too).

Diversity matters only if it's about blacks and maybe some latinos. Asians at best can get a steroetype like ninja or a samurai, or a fat retarded kid.

>leadership
>nigger
You're funny, Sally, I'll kill you last.

>Deadshot is a generic character
>calls the man niggershot
>all generic characters

Have you even seen the movie user? Or are you just letting the stormfags do the talking for you?

But does Deadshot fuck Harley in this movie like he does in the animated one?

Honestly sounds pretty good, doesn't sound like they fucked it up. Would see/10.

CRAAAAAAAAWWWWLLLLLIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG

Is the Joker Jason Todd?

I had doubts when saw Will Smith in cast, now I think I don't want to see the movie unless it gets really good score.
Not because Will Smith is a nigger, but because he's talanless hack and bad actor. He had his good acting long time ago.

>Be Indian
>See negros complaining
>See Asians complaining

Poo in loo guys, poo in loo

Lies.

>Diversity matters only if it's about blacks and maybe some latinos
>latinos
where the fuck do you get this idea? its literally only blacks

t. trumpfag

how fucking salty are you that bernie sanders will never ever be president and trump is the nominee and in the lead of the polls?

Fuck your dumbass Trump, can I have fun on internet or no? Can I just write my opinion without that fucking political shit? Fuck Trump, fuck you (you), fuck everything!

>On Sup Forums
>Not expecting Sup Forums

Come on

>Katana is underused and serve only as comic relief and background filler in the action scenes.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This movie's gonna bomb.

not at all, I'm a Hillaryfag

I'm probably not gonna watch this unless somebody invites me to the movies.
And I have no friends so that's not happening.

Give me a short but heavy spoiler that I can send to random people like I did with The Force Awakens?

because anyone not named Harly, Joker, or Batman are literal whos. Nobody knows who these characters are or that they even a squad.

Its DC. You have Batman and Superman. There is no more outside of that.

that looks believable for NY though.

I knew Will Smith would ruin this movie

>Nobody knows who these characters are or that they even a squad
Nobody knew about stupid antman, but he got an entire movie. It's even easier to start with whos character when you bring batman, joker and harley into the movie. DC should have focused on interesting characters (Croc, Diablo, Katana, fuck, even retard Boomerang), but not on the NIGGER KILLER WHO SHOOTS GOOD.
Damn this is a stupid move.

>Joker
>Arguably 4th best known comic book character
>Superman, Batman, Spiderman ahead
>Expecting movie not to cash in

Seriously, the Joker doesn't even have to be in this movie. He's there to draw an audience and spice things up

>tfw nigger plays lead character who shoots people and is famous for doing it good
>tfw criminal nigger scum and is called a hero

yea but Ant focused on 1 character not several.

The Joker is the only reason this movie will have an audience. No one is clamoring to see any of these other characters with the exception of Harley.

Weebs need to kill themselves

That's the point, this movie doesn't have a built in marvel-kid audience. They probably already did the prerelease testing and will adjust in the sequel/spin offs

This film takes place before during or after JL??

just like real life

>Boomer gets caught by the flash

kinda interested

Now youre deflecting. No one. LITERALLY no one wanted any of these characters to have screen time minus Harley/Joker. And they sure as shit didnt want them in this movie but in a Batman movie. That speaks more on how boring and irrelevant DC characters are.

So how does Sup Forums feel about the Marvelification of DC properties?

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"Without Bill"


"Boarding Now/Real Name No Gimmicks"

[2x]
two taller bad men go 'round the aircraft, 'round the aircraft, 'round the aircarft

Guess who's back, back again
Wilson's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back,
guess who's back,
guess who's back,
guess who's back
guess who's back
Guess who's back...

[Verse 1]
I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to
see Batman no more they want Billy I'm chopped liver
well if you want Billy, this is what I'll give ya
a little bit of wind mixed with some hard lift off
some trauma that'll jumpstart my craft quicker than a
shock when I get shocked at the exit door by Mr.fox when I'm not cooperating
when I'm mocking the Bat's face while he's operating (Bane!)
you waited this long now stop debating 'cause I'm back,
I'm on the flight and operating
I know that you got a job Ms. Baney but your husband's Doc Pavel's complicating
So the BIG won't let me be or let me be me so let me see
they tried to shut me down on DC but it feels so empty without Bill
So come on quip, Bane on your chick fuck that,
cum on your lips and some on your tits and get ready 'cause this trip's about to get deadly
I just settled all my belt loops Fuck
YOU WAYNEY!

Now this looks like a job for Bill so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little control you see,
'Cause it feels so empty without Bill

Little heroes Wayne's feeling rebellious
embarrassed, that pain still hurting his pelvis
they start feeling like prisoners, helpless,
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "Bill"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, polluting the air waves a rebel
so just let them Pavel and Mask, in the fact that I got everyone boarding my craft
and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for

me?
Well I'm back [batman sound]
fix your bent antennae tune it in and then I'm gonna
enter in and up under your scheme like the Riddler
The center of ascension back for the briefcase
I'm interesting, the best thing since Southwings
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions Bill
here's my 10 mercs my 2 seats is free
A new crew since, who sent, you sent for me?

[Chorus 2x]

[Verse 3]
A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for Bat with anybody who's talking this shit, that shit.
Brit geriatric you can get your ass kicked
worse than them little Ninjitsu bastards, and Robin
you can get stomped by my team you 26 year old hot headed fag blow me
You don't know me, you're too hot let go it's over, nobody listens to ex cops
Now let's go, just give me the signal I'll fly there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been elope, suspenseful with a credential ever since
Bruce turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the shit just seems, everybody only wants to discuss Bill
So this must mean I'm disguising, but it's just me its just routine
Though I'm not the first king of Concord envy
I am the worst thing since Affleck's marriage, to do Bat Movies so selfishly
and use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
there's a concept that works
20 million other white kidnappers emerge

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> this movie doesn't have a built in marvel-kid audience

Yes it does, it has Joker and Harley and it's PG 13.

Who's directing this piece of shit?

The guy who directed Fury (2014)

Oh, you're talking about the guy who directed Street Kings.

So is Affleck playing Batman in this