I have 2 cats a male and a female but i dont have the money to castrate or sterelise them

I have 2 cats a male and a female but i dont have the money to castrate or sterelise them.
So I put a piece of tape on my pussy her pussy just for the week she is horney.

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Idiot. And how can she pee and poo?

This is the funniest thing i have seen all day

Females don't do that

>my pussy her pussy
I lol'd

you are a genius... 10/10 post here

Haha good answer

Put me in the screencap

that's fucked up, m8. She still needs to use the litter box, and the adhesive could irritate her sensitive parts.

>keeping an intact male locked up with an intact female
also, it'll never work, they'll ninja fuck at some point and you'll have a litter of kittens every few months forever.

I don't spay or neuter my cats, but I keep the sexes separated so this isn't a problem.

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oh god. i thought i seen it all

I have no worths for this level of autism it is out of the world.You sir are a god

seconded. Im laughing so hard tears are coming.

Holy shit, OP. You did it. Thread of the day.

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Kill them both and eat the tape

I'm surprised Bob Barker didn't think of this.

have your cats spayed or neutered or taped HAHAHAHAHA

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Hello, reddit!

>thinking female cats actually use the litter box
What a dunce

tape his dick too to make sure

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You is Genius !

To advance in higher autism scenarios, proceed to tape the cats back to back, that way they cannot coupulate or even function properly!

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Thanks bud

I want to be in the screencap too

Fuck reddit.

How to screencap

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suck my jewish dick you fucking faggot

Fix your fucking cats

just cut the male's dick off
completely free and they'll only hate you for their entire life

>so I put a piece of tape on my pussy her pussy just for the week she is horney.
My sides have ascended to the realm of the spirits