I go to fast food places and ask for a water cup, and I actually fill it with soda

>I go to fast food places and ask for a water cup, and I actually fill it with soda

You sick fuck

People like you are the reason good things don't happen anymore.

Joker would fill it with water you silly fuck.

nice (You)vote thread
do your gonna freak comrades on your home site know about your edgy posting here??

I do that but instead I fill it only with ice.

no he would order water and fill it with cups

I pretend I'm really constipated in public restrooms to make the people around me uncomfortable.

>I don't do my homework before going on the computer after school

>I do my HOMEwork at school

You absolute mad man??????

I go into shoe stores and fill the shoes with socks so when people try them on, they can't fit their feet in.

This one time I bought a pack of cigarettes with my fake ID in a shop from this old man behind the counter

He asked if I gave him a 10 or a 20, I said 20

I smirked walking out the door knowing he gave me change from 20 when I only gave him a 10

>mom asks me to unload the dishwasher
>only remove the silverware, plates, and kitchen utensils
>bowls stay in

>go to McDonald's drive-thru
>order is $11.91
>girl at first window asks for $11.19
>I know something is up but don't say anything
>assume she'll find her mistake
>she doesn't
>give her the money
>go to next window
>tell the lady at that window
>she gets the manager
>tell him
>he says it's okay
>I get $0.72 off at McDonald's

You motherfucker.

Whenever I get ID'd I slip them a novelty bigfoot license.

We always have a laugh, then I show them my real ID and make sure to say in a loud and clear voice, "I am above 21 years of age."

>mom tells me to do my dishes
>don't wash baking pan because I used tin foil so it looks clean and I just stick it back in the cupboard

i tell people at work to "have a nice day" but don't really mean it

You need to be stopped!

I go to parks where people are sitting on benches and ask them, "is anyone sitting here?". When they say 'no' I pretend to be disappointed and walk away.

They wised up to that in my McDonalds. So I brought my own damn cup.

MOMS GONNA FREAK!!

I sign off from work at home so I can leave 15 minutes early

>buy an Extra Large Aqua
>fill it with Popcorn Juice instead

I go into pubs I stole pint glasses from and being them in with me

When I go to the bar and ask for one, I pull the stolen one from under my top and say "Oh no, use this one. At least I know its clean"

>dad says to feed the dog
>pour him a bowl of food
>also give him a couple dog treats even though he didn't even do a trick or anything and even though mom says too many treats might make him fat

we all go a little..... mAd...... sometimes....!
haHAhaHAlol!

>little brother is 12
>buy him tickets to PG-13 movies

I go to parks, sit next to people on benches, and then eat raviolli out of my pocket.

>Ordering 12 dollars worth of McDonald's


I don't see how it could possibly be under 3000 calories