/balt/ + /ausnz/ and ur mum did a sweet job sucking us all off

guiness cans have plastic anal bubbles in it. don't think it's right at all what about you lads?

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Reminder that 2D women are NOT important.

already knew that :D

where can I get myself a cute estonian gf(male)

reminder not to reply to bins

How are you doing my southern baltics, just emptied 24pack of beer provided my greatest ally eesti.
Hows your plans for the weekend besides shitposting on balt

plan is to start grilling season since it's already +3C outside. maybe do some light renovation job on the apartment. not much really.

only important post in this itt

good morning

Its time to go back to Russia u subhuman

Fuck finshits!

reminder that bins are public masturbators
also they stand 10 feet apart in bus stops

Yeah, Spring has truly started and Its good time to start the grilling season. What you planned to cook besides sausages?

Gived this beauty try last evening, must say you handdle beer drafting. It was pure perfection

WTF LATVIA

no tears sisters

I cut the cans open, take them out and stick em up my ass

tfw no gf who could cuddle in your lap and fall asleep reading a book

i don't cook sausages, they are shit tier food. i was planning on cooking pork in garlic, onion, pepper, bay leaf and paprika powder marinade. maybe throw some mushrooms in too.

Tbqh it depends on quality of sausages, good sausages can actually be really good.
Still it sounds wonderful, what beer your planned to drink with it?

boring thread

everyone asleep on friday night?

thinking about girls

there are of course these sausages that are just raw meat stuffed in a pipework of an animal
they are quite nice
but most sausages are not real meat and rather like 80% meat and then some disgusting shit

i wasn't planning on any particular beer, but my father who is coming from another city will bring some german and latvian beer so i only have to prep the meat and fish

which book?

kodak moments?

Yeah shitty sausages are shitty, example this piece of flour, only 50% meat.

Thats nice, So its family grill fest then, love fish, which kind of fish are you going to prepare? Salmon?

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Heres that "meat" :D

'ye

throw away that cigarette!

boeiii

watch out whitey

chuggem

we are all going to the country house so it's a family get together with my gf, both my sisters husbandos and maybe some friends will come... slash sauna slash grilling party. i'm doing slightly salted raw salmon served after one day of salting with sour cream lemon sauce and house cheese, also salmon with dill, honey and rose pepper to put on grill and then some herring to put in smoke oven, wanted to get flounder or pike as well but was too busy. mother will bring all sorts of gellied (aspic'd) fish. the sea devil for instance. and cod.

> gf
You lucky one normie :D
Shame i cant feel but happy towards my brother.

Sounds like blueprints of perfect night, but when dad comes and shits on your back?

What a nice chat
Shame we only have spamming cancer over at /SvT/ ;__;

>, but when dad comes and shits on your back?
it's more likely that he will bring marinated ribs to put on the grill and a lot of jack daniels
i'm not sure if shitting on the back is common tradition here

Were just poorly memeing, last time i checked he was the one suppose to bring drinks.
You are clearly changing the pact of truth my friend.

>Jonneile derbilläsi pitkin lähikuntia
>Bongaa riparikaverisi bussipysäkiltä
>Jää rupattelemaan
>Tyty myöhästynyt bussista
>Seuraava tulee kahden tunnin päästä koska lande
>Tarjoudu heittämään ja lainaa kypärääsi herrasmiehenä
>Ebin outlaw päristelyt tytyn kämpille
>Tilava maalaistalo
>Voisit toki jäädä hetkeks jos sul ei kiire oo, tarjoon vaik limuu t. tyty
>Rojahda sohvalle
>Tyty tuo keimaillen sitä limua
>Suddenly a wild kutitustappelu
>Saa muna seisomaan pystyssä
>Onnistu peittelemään sitä
>Tyty käpertyykin kainaloon
>Pitkä rauhallinen hiljaisuus
>"että sä nyymi oot hikinen, voisit lainaa tota suihkuu ja pyyhettä täält"
>Suostu
>Jatka silti kutitusta
>Tyty saa päälleen limua siinä metakassa
>Kiihotu ja moipitäämennä suihkuun
>"Älä oo kauaa, munki pitää pestä nää limut päältäni"
>Suihkuttele kestoerektiosi kanssa tovi
>"Tuun ihan just sinne hei, olit sä sitten siellä tai et"
>Älä edelleenkään saa jöpötystä laskemaan
>Kuule, kuinka pukutilan ovi aukeaa
>Hetken kuluttua pesutilan ovi aukeaa myös
>Isäsi kurkistaa pesutiloihin ja näkee sinut
>"Ai se tyttö ei ookkaan täällä. No hyvä"
>Mitä vittua isä?
>"Nyt on hätätilanne"
>Isä paskantaa lattiakaivon päälle
>"Paskon nyt selällesi poika"
>Isä vääntää sinut kaakelilattiaa vasten vatsallesi makaamaan
>Paska ejektoituu selällesi
>Isä hieroo sitä selkääsi vasten ja kysyy "tykkäätkö poika tykkäätkö"
>No jos ihan totta puhutaan niin en kyllä hirveästi
>"En kyl minäkään, luulin et sä tykkäisit"
>Ei koskaan puhuta paskaepisodista isän kanssa

will purge /balt/ of aeruous discussions when im admin

post anime, mom 'accidentally' deleted all my pics of the computer

Did she leave a note?

will not be posting anime as im barely awake

609_uu

Kongo is best ship

>>Isä hieroo sitä selkääsi vasten ja kysyy "tykkäätkö poika tykkäätkö"
>>No jos ihan totta puhutaan niin en kyllä hirveästi
>>"En kyl minäkään, luulin et sä tykkäisit"
xDDDDDD

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which one of you cunts is this

Not me, sorry I couldn't be of any help

ur mum

My Grandad, he has been taking too much cough medicine

living longer is a bad thing

Nah

it is objectively true

I disagree

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They are balls called wigets full of nitrogen. They help the guinness release CO2 and give it a nice foamy head.

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Post your personal car.

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i have arrived

Niiiice.
Here's mine.

i have been expecting you. please, take a seat. we need to discuss the events that transpired last night. tell me, what do you remember about the past 18 hours or so?

It looks like a muscle and an econobox had a shiny baby.

Good morning, chaps.
Nice car.

Good morning, stoner

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Southern Texan?

North Chilean :^)

Those American boots are pretty bitchin'

ikr

hey brother(s)

hey hello

Ah yes /balt/ always treats me right :)

kill me

;)
no

please, my head hurts like fucking Hiroshima

hmm

I'm hungry.
What do?

Massage your head.
Cook something delicious.

Posting semi-famous Estonian who posts itt sometimes.

You are very wise

Whoa whoops I accidentally massaged my head and not cooked something delicious, I followed the first instruction that was not directed towards me but that guy in Japan by mistake.

What's going to happen to me?

i'm like a sister to u right lads?

Thank you.
You will receive a good feeling from massaging your head. But please cook something delicious for yourself.

>Massage your head
Which one? The one between my legs?

Sure.

No, massage the one that you think with when your penis is not in MUH DICK condition.

Sure.

Trump's Art of the Deal was just put up in Dymocks in brisbane city lads
bought myself a cheeky copy haha

>when your penis is not in MUH DICK condition

gonna do srs bsns aren't you lad haha

Man has two heads and can't think with both of them at the same time.

thanks, brothers (wew i have many bors now)

no problem

B R I S B A N E

Yeah it's a luxury saloon. I miss driving it so much.

Got my png drivers license the other week. Gotta try and convince my company to buy me a car now, so I can go street racing at night.

HALLLO

Hola amigo! Buenos dias!

post brown qts

contemplating right now

Whats the magic word?