/bbg/ big brother 18

Previous thread: No links to live feeds, they all get taken down and it's like $6 or some shit anyway. Have your parents buy them for you, plebs.

HoH (Head of Household): James
Veto: Reddit
Nominations: Tank and Waffle Cone

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Based Ian making a good thread

1st for Chicken George planning a mutiny in BB1

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Thanks ian

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>nicole has the two most attractive guys fighting over her on both of her seasons
someone explain this

I'm actually meg :^)

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She's cute.

You look at the house? Not much to go by kek.

Bridge doesn't count cause she only wants Frank.

youtube.com/watch?v=GVs9hOPMaE8

Daily Reminder that they should've chose Devin or Zach over Nicole

I miss Tiffany

reminder

>frank has to fuck gordmama for that sweet sweet round trip
mfw when the tank says fuck it and does it

She puts out

Me too. She is apparently doing RHAP.

I still think she's pretty

BRONTE JUST BUSTED THROUGH THE DOOR ON CAM 3

>it's like $6 or some shit anyway
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Top 3 BB girl busted face

Fuck off. Bronte is sexy af.

>Mon 7:37 PM BBT Victor was just playing with Corey's nipples outside. He is just chilling & smiling. The 4 BY crew watching
What the actual fuck

reminder glenn coming back was the brightest timeline

Good man.

And I'm paying for all access anyway because I'm an iPhone fag

Mfw Frank wins the Paris twist on Thursday

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The world is pain.

God damn figuring out the secret room has made Paul even MORE annoying

>Her real name is Lisa but changed her name to an arabian sounding name.
>gender studies and african history degrees
>70K student loan debt
>fake tits
>yeast infection
>threatens other girls with violence behind their backs
>says chinky eyes
>Laughed when Tiff was crying
>Said she wanted to break Bridgette's ankle
>Threw Bridgette's cookies in the trash several times and brags about it
>Threw a birthday party for a stuffed animal, to make Bridgette feel like shit because no one celebrated her birthday, and she even used the cake mix meant for her birthday.
>Reminder that Bridgette made sure Zakiyah's team was invited to the outback, because it was Zakiyah's birthday.
>calls Bridgette a little bitch
>was going to nominate Bridgette on her birthday and say happy birthday you are nominated
>25 july 2016 5:24 Am Zakiyah didn't wash her hands after changing her Maxi pad and now has her hands in the chips and cracker box and eating hummus.

>The original Bridgette Eyebrow Conversation (June 27 at 12:20 am)
>[Zak enters the scene in the backyard with Messiah, Bridgette and Bronte]
>Messiah: They sent Tiffany out here to listen to us
>[Small talk about the crowd in the kitchen making pizza and Zak is there mentioning she's sleepy]
>Messiah: [James is] giving me weird eyes.
>[He goes on for a bit about James looking at him and them sending Tiffany out to spy. Paul comes out to the group and they fill him in...]
>Messiah: [Tiff] got caught off guard because Natalie went to talk to her.
>Paul: Look at my eyes. I f--kin hate that girl so much. If she died right now... [The group is caught off guard but laughs except for Messiah] That is how much I hate her. I f--kin hate her.
>Bridgette: I'd resuscitate her. Then I'd shave her [makes motion to eyebrow] ... noooo
>Paul: I'd shave both and glue them on...

>For some reason Zak told Michelle this convo was about Michelle, I guess. I'm shocked some are offended by the eyebrow comment vs. Paul's comment.

jace bummed me out so much

Guys how come even when I don't ask a girl I'm kinda getting into they turn out to a be a BernieBro. I swear women who talk about politics especially shitty ones kills it for me.

I fucking hate that cunt.

wtf nicole just licked her spoon and then started scooping with it from the package. filthy whore

Michelle, Paul, and Zakiyah are all awful people.

You hang out in shitty crowds

we know marty

Is Bridgette a Bernie supporter?!

I wouldn't last 5 seconds in this house. I have social anxiety and am germophobe. Also theres cameras in the toilet stall and i dont need productions watching me whipe my asshole.

Im a girl btw

how the fuck can these people think treating Bridgette this way is okay?
I hope Wednesday's episode shows some of this.

They would never pick you anyways

nicole takes her mic off when she potties

>10:17 PM Paul: If Frank walks back in, I might punch Bridgette in the face. I'm gonna make her last week here a living hell.

No you won't you fucking chicken supreme cucklet. You're such a waste of a breath honestly. There's no way you are getting anywhere in this game. And you'll never be back on it either. Your dumb autist ass barely figured out that puzzle, you only did cause Frank did first and then you hovered over it. Kill yourself.

she's not old as shit so probably.

She's fucking ugly wtf paulie

It will probably show it from Michelle's perspective only and then show the clip or her crying about it.

Reddit eating once again. Chocolate ice cream and melted peanut butter.

i have social anxiety and bridge being there and dealing with her social anxiety inspires me to want to be in BB.

>tfw id get voted out week 2

>russiancave is back

hahahaha I was wondering if le slav kike would return

IF THIS HAPPENS I'M CALLING UP DEVIN AND WE'RE BREAKING INTO THE HOUSE

can I rewind the live feeds on my phone with the live feed app?

Violence against women? Tell Jezebel about this.

>frank: by a vote of 8 to 2 you are evicted from the big brother house

>ok frank now that you are out of the house its time to take a look at the contents of your envelope

>frank re-enters the house through paris, the tunnel and out the phone booth

>I'M BACK BITCHES

>the entire house runs out to see him

>except for michelle who is alone in the kitchen eating bridgettes cookies
>she sees franks picture go from b/w to color
>spits cookie all over

Holy shit if they portray Bridgette as being in the wrong I will be fucking pissed.
PISSED

only yuros stream on their phones and you're the only yuro

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>it's real

Holy shit I hate him.

Kek

yep because

>The original Bridgette Eyebrow Conversation (June 27 at 12:20 am)
>[Zak enters the scene in the backyard with Messiah, Bridgette and Bronte]
>Messiah: They sent Tiffany out here to listen to us
>[Small talk about the crowd in the kitchen making pizza and Zak is there mentioning she's sleepy]
>Messiah: [James is] giving me weird eyes.
>[He goes on for a bit about James looking at him and them sending Tiffany out to spy. Paul comes out to the group and they fill him in...]
>Messiah: [Tiff] got caught off guard because Natalie went to talk to her.
>Paul: Look at my eyes. I f--kin hate that girl so much. If she died right now... [The group is caught off guard but laughs except for Messiah] That is how much I hate her. I f--kin hate her.
>Bridgette: I'd resuscitate her. Then I'd shave her [makes motion to eyebrow] ... noooo
>Paul: I'd shave both and glue them on...

>For some reason Zak told Michelle this convo was about Michelle, I guess. I'm shocked some are offended by the eyebrow comment vs. Paul's comment.

I'm going out of town and don't want to have to take my computer.
I fucking hate Paul. What a stupid bitch, Bridgette would wreck his shit.

>10:17 PM Michelle tells Nicole that her (Michelle) SR crying session will probably be shown on the show.

Literally the only reason she did it. Confirmed.

Final 2 pact to make paul's life a living hell?

>you will NEVER go into the house and start a friendship as close as that of Frank and Bridge

this isn't even assholeish anymore, this is seriously getting out of hand. like, is he even allowed to say that?

they asked her why she was mean so a mean girls edit is still possible.

BBAD is in 480p. stretched to widescreen, michelle looks hilarious

Wouldn't every SJW in a 100 block radius come screaming? She is an oppressed minority having threats of violence put on her by a man(let).

What the fuck is Paul's problem

we threatening violence against women now.

expulsion when?

someone call tumblr.

>going out of town
sounds like you're still in town you filthy yuro

>What if Paul is secretly a superfan
>We all say he is a rat and he sucks at the game
>What if hes actually misting everyone

Then today happened and he was exposed trying to tell that story about what he found in their

somebody get tumblr those shits can do something good for once

screen cap?

I don't know what Bridgette did to deserve being stuck in a house with Paul and Michelle.

he's misting the viewers too into thinking he's a goddamn idiot.

what a master plan.

A true superfan wouldn't have alerted all his houseguests to the secret room

Yeah bro.

He's made it pretty clear throughout today that he just wants to become the villain of this season. Generally those types of people could be more likely to come back for another season instead of being the tryhard comedian he's been so far. Basically he's beginning to play a character for the show like Da'Vonne has been all season. Hope they both get gassed

no screen cap from the tele, m8

julia is so cute

Someone make a video thingy out of Paul saying he's going to punch Bridgette.

he would be bragging so hard about it in the DR

nic try though, he's just that big of a douchebag

Sadpost ahead:

>Be Bridgette
>Came into Big Brother wanting to have fun and bake
>Side with Jozea's alliance
>Form Spy Girls alliance with your two best friends
>Get put on the block via the roadkill twist
>Survive
>Win HOH
>Put up Tiffany and Paul because that's what the house wants
>Get a dodo edit where you are thanking Frank for putting you up on the block without including the fact that you were thanking him so you didnt have to make a vote that week and potentially vote with the wrong side
>Public perception is that you are a floater and a puppet
>Your best friend Bronte is put up with roadkill, told she is a pawn
>Win veto
>Hurt your ankle celebrating with Frank
>Invite Zakiyah to an Outback Celebration that you won because its her birthday
>Told if you use veto your other best friend Natalie gets put on the block
>You decide not to use veto since Tiffany is supposed to go out anyways
>Tiffany is saved by a flip at 2:15 AM on Thursday
>Your best friend goes home on your birthday
>Nobody sings happy birthday or does anything
>Start being friends with Tiffany as she is getting bullied and nobody is talking to her
>Your friend is so depressed she's stop eating
>Get shit for hanging out with Tiffany
>Your old best friend Natalie has stopped talking to you since Bronte left
>Zakiyah and Michelle plan to throw a birthday party for a FUCKING STUFFED GIRAFFE using the cake mix and frosting given to you for your birthday
>You join the party and try to have fun which makes Zakiyah mad
>Your friend Tiffany doesn't come to the party because she can't find her toy Gorilla which Day hid
>Have your cookies thrown out each night
>Have shit get talked about you
>People start leaving every room you are in
>People start giving people other shit for talking to you or helping with your ankle
>Told all week that Day might go home instead of Tiffany
>Get told the vote might even be 7-1 to send Day
>Tiffany is instead sent home 8-0

You're giving him too much credit. He is just an idiot, that simple.

>Zakiyah said BB17 will forever be her least favourite season. She said she got bored of it after Da'Vonne left

Just when I thought I couldn't like her even more

ADD THIS TO THE Z LIST

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Also just a fucking recruit, he didn't even know what the Diamond POV does.

(Cont.)

>Last for 6 hours on HOH Endurance Comp
>Down to Day, James and Bridgette
>James, who is partnered with your former best friend Natalie, promises to save you and Frank
>Go to Natalie after the competition to make sure everything is all good and you are told you

and Frank will be safe
>Nomination ceremony
>See your picture next to Frank's picture, who is now your only friend
>Everyone says they are fine with getting Day out if one of them wins veto
>Veto comes down to you and Michelle, a person who shittalks you and hates your guts
>Everyone cheering for Michelle
>Nobody cheering for you
>You lose
>Still hope since everyone tells you Michelle might use veto on Frank and Day might put up

James
>Turns out everyone was just lying to you, it was never going to happen
>Know Frank will go home this week
>Know you will be alone with all these mean girls (and Paul) in the house

Feel free to add more sadness if I'm missing some.

>10:26 PM Zakiyah and Michelle say they hated Day's season. Day says everyone did- its bc all the personalities left pre jury

The irony.

Typo'd

But...

Fuck it

>trying to redpill cat ladies on Paul saying he's going to punch bridge in the face
>they're too busy arguing about the last good season
>mfw someone keeps saying its season 11

AYO WHEN MA GURL DAYVAHN LEFT DEM WHITEYS BORING AF BAKA... WE WOULD WIN DIS SHIT IF IT AINT FO DEM RACIS ASS MOFUCKAS BAKA LMAO !!!! FR DOE

Last season was the last good season. King Autism won.

God damn. She's too good for those people.
I don't really see how she can win now, she's a sitting duck with Frank the Tank out.

Maybe she'll win AFP. Inb4 production edits things to make Michelle seem like the victim.

>Vanessa and Johnny Mac
>not entertaining af personalities

disgusting

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>someone keeps saying its season 11
Such a crap season
>Vanessa
>Entertaining
She was great at the game, but her personality was boring.

:17 PM Paul: If Frank walks back in, I might punch Bridgette in the face. I'm gonna make her last week here a living hell.

Probably an evenly matched fight with that fucking manlet desu

She meant no nigger personalities.

>10:34 PM Michelle says she'll probably be Photoshopped into Buzz Lightyear

where it at lol

YOU MUST BE SILLY