W-welcome to Cooking with Alice!

W-welcome to Cooking with Alice!

The closest you'll g-get to a home cooked meal w-with your waifu without the aid of hallucinogens or a mental disorder!

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Other urls found in this thread:

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alicelied.blogspot.cl/p/testimonials.html
vocaroo.com/i/s0NqKGf0llUt
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i.imgur.com/7ZRpSfO.jpg
i.imgur.com/k210s9i.jpg
anekiho.me/Alice/alice-try.webm.
twitter.com/AnonBabble

what's on the menu, Alice?

Obligatory bumb

what's on the menu?

Looking cute as usual, Alice!

Kind of a shite waifu, aren't you?

G-glad you asked, it's b-beef stew for yew~

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Alice why am i soo fucking fast holy shit

Alice you draw the faces and painted them yourself?

This is the earliest I've ever been? What to ask....

Have you gotten your hands on a Nintendo Switch, Alice?

whats cooking hot looking ?

u even kno how fast iam? swisch! back. was in egypt 4 a lil

Hello Alice :)

bump

im2fazt

whats your twich Alice?

ALICE WHY THE FUCK YOU DON'T USE THE OUTFIT OF PIC RELATED

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

If you weren't that crazy I would go to find you and start dating you.

im fastest

W-we need to select a tea first dummy!

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Sweet potatoes?

Animu grills and cooking. two of my favorite things put together. Let's do this thing.

I'm here for no particular reason

Don't mind me

Or do, it doesn't matter

-Sweet Roll

HEY IM SUPER FUCKIN FAS, oh hey.. she got a chef book

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite thread on the Citadel!

>If you weren't that crazy I would go to find you and start dating you.
assuming someone gone date you

I'm not huge on stews, but I'll be sure to take notes anyway!
also peppermint sounds nice right now.

>アメリカ人

yet i still come to visit

CeltyPlays. B-but let's focus on the tea for now, l-let me pour you a cup $

...

>vocaroo.com/i/s1TtHbsydN13
i poured pepper into my drink, wtf u trynna do bitch nigga? kill me= how bow kys? noi, btw how u seen how fast iam.

>not wanting to date crazy
its a shame she doesn't date

>shaking sooo much

Hey Alice, why do you do this? I'm not complaining, but you don't seem to benefit from it at all, and I'm sure there's a lot of troll/hate comments.

I c-can't wear the same outfit every week d-dear.

Now stow your autism and get out your cutting board...it's knife play time!

Here's what you need: vocaroo.com/i/s1rYk3jnZ54i

That vocal fry makes me want to choke you to death with my dick every single time I hear it

Careful now! Don't want to chip the good wears.

You seem shaky tonight, Alice. Is Everything okay?

Have you gotten your hands on a Nintendo Switch, Alice?

hey can u roast my sp33d? betchu caunt? swosch

your hair looks messy up top. and thank you for the tea.

W-why would I need t-to benefit to do something?

B-bring it.

Oh t-they weren't that expensive, dont w-worry.


Now, I've m-made this nice and b-big so even someone without glasses c-can read it. So study is very carefully.

This WILL be on the exam.

zwzh aim fast bro

Doesn't seem to much shakier

False, I took off my glasses and was unable to read it from my chair.

...

can u make me a milf shake?

im actually looking for this... love a beef stew with beer

Im legally blind without My glasses, and on a phone, can't read it dear.

It's a w-wig dear, and n-no problem

>Now stow your autism and get out your cutting board...it's knife play time!
>Attention whore for years on Sup Forums seeking attention and even on private chats saying to others that they are autist

You're a fucking joke.

>alicelied.blogspot.cl/p/testimonials.html

whats with the beef stew, are we poor now ?
whats next on menu rock soup and leather shoe sandwiches ?
where are the calamari and caviar

I'd pay to see that.. if I had any money

Alice why do you always sound like a fucking robot, I know you don't sound like that irl

L-lucky you, first w-we need to prepare the veggies to soak up all t-that alcohol!

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It has to be hard as shit going back and forth. Why not just do a cooking stream? You could always get a mask that resembles the drawing or even wheat a green mask and use a 3rd software on it while streaming.

oh hush you and enjoy the show.

I'd like the retinas back... the black hole on the other hand you should probably move away from the major population center in which you live.

But now that I think of it you probably so this all before hand.

have you cook WITH the aid of hallucinogens and a mental disorder in the past threads?

Hey Alice, what do you do if you're addicted to pot and alcohol? Got any tips to quit?

f-f-fruitcake

>>alicelied.blogspot.cl/p/testimonials.html

....y-you linked the testimonials page, which is 90% people s-saying I helped them and am a g-good person.

Good work.

It isn't l-like I'm rich you know.

You know? H-how?

B-because I'm a woman of Sup Forums

N-no thanks.

What?

S-seek medical attention.

Grim why do you look like a fucking Jihad, I know you aren't deep down

Have you ever smoked pot?

this guy right here.

that cutting pls kill me
you shame us all waifu

I don't have beef. I'll use moose instead

So that's a guy pretending to be a girl, right?

RESPOND TO ME YOU SHIT, ILY

You'd pay money to see someone steal someone else's retinas?

-Sweet Roll

Your cutting technique ruined this for me

Now l-look, you need to simmer your meat. Don't beat it. Just simmer it.

If I catch any of you beating your poor beef, I will beat you!

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With Reimu revealing herself to be Alice1, perhaps it's time I discuss a little more on how I feel about Alice2.

First, let's start off with something everyone seems to want: hard evidence of Alice lying. Back in the early days of her threads, Alice claimed regularly to be burned over major portions of her body.
Here's an example of that claim: i.imgur.com/7ZRpSfO.jpg
A picture of her wearing bandages: i.imgur.com/k210s9i.jpg
And here's a webm she posted recently: anekiho.me/Alice/alice-try.webm. There are other photos of her around as well that show a complete lack of burns.

The question is: why? Why create that level of fiction? This can't be justified as a means to help someone. Instead, I think it was a tool for gaining sympathy and admiration. Take her explanation of how she got those burns: by rushing into a burning building to carry someone out. It's heroic! If you read that and believe her, what else can you do but love her for it?

So too with the multitude of other lies she's told: being an Olympic swimmer, using a caffeine IV, building software beyond the capability of anyone else, getting into college at 17, being a published academic, losing people she knew in the tsunami in Japan, having her mother stab her, having a bot that automatically distinguishes writing styles on Sup Forums, etc. etc. All of these are designed for you to admire her, to respect her, to love her.

Let me take a brief aside and say Alice2 is not pure evil or anything of that nature. We spent a lot of time talking. I considered her my friend for the better portion of the last 8 years. When she wasn't lying she was a kind, caring person. I'm not writing this to get you to hate her, I'm writing this because despite all that she is also a manipulative person.

Lemme get more to roast your mentally ill ass.

Hey an Alice Thread! Whats up babe? You finally toss out that nasty ass pan?

n-no, you baka
>Shake s-shake, shake my booty~

>alicelied.blogspot.cl/p/testimonials.html

>The previous site was taken down by automoderation because we had pictures of nipples, old comments are reposted here. New comments below.

Please post these

L-look at all the fucks I give!

I get lots of compliments for it. Arabian guys are hot I guess.

You sound completely diff on stream

I don't follow b too much aside from the memes and porn so I am lost at the woman of b comment. But that being said you do you. Still pretty cool none the less.

Discussions with Alice are not a two-way street. Challenge her, and she'll shut you down. There is no back and forth. Now, obviously for regular arguments about dentistry or whatever, who cares? It's the more personal discussions where this behaviour becomes manipulative. Challenge what she does, and she will always justify it, always claim that her path is correct. She'll insult you to believe otherwise, or deflect, saying that you bringing this up was in some way an emotional toll on her, or say some variation on "look at all the things I have done for people, how could you question me?"

This ultimately has the effect of you believing that you are the problem, not her. That she is as great as she claims. That even though you're pretty sure she's lying about something, what can you do but believe it? Eventually you start justifying it, rationalizing it in advance. You're the one whose thoughts are wrong. You're the one who is causing this great person pain. You're the problem. You're the problem.

Today, whenever I read about Alice2, I still get shaky, panicked. I endlessly go over all the old conversations I had with her in my mind, or conversations I could have with her today. I ask myself: how can I, could I, have changed things? How could I have made her talk to me honestly? How could we have a good relationship instead of this? To this day I put it all on myself to find the answers. I'm the problem. I'm the problem.

I don't want anyone reading this to end up like me. It's completely your choice to continue interacting with Alice or not, but please be aware of who she is.

beating your meat is something healthy
to bad you dont have meat to beat
poor grill

to be fair, the testimonials page is the only page with content in it.

>Those images

TOP FUCKING KEK, alice BTFO.

>without the aid of hallucinogens or a mental disorder
this would make someone think that these were left out just for this thread and had been part of past cooking threads

Disgusting
They sound more cheerful when streaming imo

>Today, whenever I read about Alice2, I still get shaky, panicked. I endlessly go over all the old conversations I had with her in my mind, or conversations I could have with her today.

Sounds more like this guy has problems than that Alice does

S-sorry, I'm a girl.

W-wow, you linked Muon's post! One of the very few ones insulting m-me in a sea of people w-who say I helped them!

Good work!

Nope!

I use different equipment on s-stream dear.

Oh, and t-the other one by....Okuu?

Good work?

>Not checking the imgur links

One job.

You all need help.

do you know what time is it ?
well id tell you that time is it
is time to fucking kill your self

first alice thread... someone fill me in?

so uh is this girl going to get naked or what

M-moving on with the cooking, potatoes....my w-worst enemy.

Don't let them get to you, Anonymous. They can be defeated, just like any other starch.

Your carrots are like twice the size of the celery and mushrooms. You're gonna get mushy celery and undercooked carrots xD

Y-yes, right after I stir this stew.

If by naked you mean "continue to cook a loving meal for Anonymous".

Which, I mean, how else would you interpret it?

Neither happened!

I did my job when it was first posted. It's like this retard doesn't know what skin grafts are

>hands

I strongly suggest anyone in this thread to get help.
Honestly.

ah well

shame

d-did y-you peel them ?