Best pickup lines?
Best pickup lines?
r u african cuz u r a frican bitch
Want to go fuck and get a pizza?
WHAT? You don't like pizza?
Your eyes are like the stars. Dim and far apart.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Use this line. It's a sure fire winner
Are you a whale cuz we can humpback at my place
Keep em coming
As long as I have a face you have a place to sit
Do you live in the same house as any minors? Cause I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm on the sex offender registry.
Don't make me turn this rape into a murder
YouTube simple pickup
YouTube Gary and Brad they were hilarious. Vids r gone but maybe the archive still have some
Roses are red
A thousand is heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already
Mom's spaghetti
Damn girl you shit with that ass?
Want to play Super Bomberman R?
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By pickup lines do you mean the questions you ask to make sure she's not an undercover cop?
im not interested sorry tuts
*spits on her face*
Ohh... Well let's just make out now since you already have my spit on your face
We should play armies and you can blow the fuck outta me
Does this cloth smell like chloroforme?
are you a fire siren?
cuz youre really loud and annoying
They're always yokel undercover cops.
roses are red,
violets are blue,
hope u liek poem
so i can fuck you
You don't sweat much for a fat bird.
Do those legs come with sauce or do they sauce with cum? :D
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.
You must be a fossil sample?
Cause im a impatiant paleontologist and i want to date you badly.
Did the Jew make your face because it's ripping off goys everywhere. :D
ayy grill wan sum meat
Im so Asian i'll eat your cat
at the gay bar gay bar gay bar
Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is fucked up.
hello
>are you puerto rican? because I think you stole my heart
are you dead? because I won't fuck anyone who isn't dead
Do you smoke pole because your breath smells. :E
You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to kill you and play around with your blood
what that mouth do
i wanna suck on your tits
These pick up lines are getting cringier
hope u have pet insurance cause tonite im destroying that pussy
akshually
it' a refernce to American Spycho
Are you a UPS delivery woman? Because your box has my name on it
If I flipped a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
are you my my little toe, cause im gonna bang u on every piece of furniture in my house
Did you fart because you blew me away.
im jealous of your dress, they're touching you and im not
Are you eligible for marriage? Because I recently moved to this town after inheriting a sizeable plot of land from my great uncle, the late Duke, and I've been told by the priest that you're a charming girl with a stunning paucity of suitors