What's wrong with Johnny

What's wrong with Johnny

He's finally realizing how washed up of an actor he is and how far he's fallen from grace. He is standing next to a group of people he most likely hates and it's showing.

hes dead inside

his shit got fucked up

The JUSTing has begun.

He JUST had his shit fucked up pretty bad. Also he's been on the decline for years. That's what you get for breaking sweet Winnie's heart.

Wonder how many times he fucked mia and anne

Did you miss the news about him having to pay his ex wife $150 million dollars

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Zero.

TOMATO'D

He knows he could never beat a woman like Sacha can.

I don't think anyone wants Johnny's hobo ass anymore. His money, sure, but this is not the beautiful young man that captured the hearts and panties of women almost three decades ago.

who knows reallly? but, that seems highly plausible. i look that at my own family reunions.

>just get me the fuck outta here

>what kind of cut you want senpai?
>"a fucking tumbleweed"
>say no more

Maybe he's preparing for an Edward Scissorhands sequel.

What does the full title say?

>Edward Penishands

Svinek Obrazovky

He's realized he should have married Winona instead of that gold digger.

He actually married and divorced a gap-toothed qt after Winona and before being bamboozled by a succubus. I still don't know if Winona was already crazy or if the rejection made her crazy, but I would have stayed.

poor sweet winona

Yall realize that Milf-Wino was the one that left him right like over 20 years ago

> shoplifting
> crazy

Murica

>klepto
>not crazy
I guess not where you live in Gypsystan.

He's realizing what a manlet he is when standing in the shadow of Baron-Cohen

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so did anyone watch the movie?

was kinda okay

>anne being autistic the entire time and doing nothing