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>no blonde hair
>no blue eyes
>South America

Nigger/10

She is definitely white
Only stormfaggots would argue otherwise

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South America has over 100 million people of European decent. OP is a faggot

who's the girl anyways? google isn't cooperative.. as usual

a paraguayan camwhore off /soc/

oh really? who said she's paraguayan and why did you buy it?

t.amerindo niggereeeko
paraguay is white

deal with it

paraguay has one of the highest native mix population in sa

>Best guess for this image: Sup Forums

why you changed the subject though?
if One Drop Rule doesn't apply then my country is quite white
now explain about this camwhore, or please give me link to the anonib thread. archives are kill
because i'm having a hell of confirmation bias when seeing her face and need more proof

95% of the population identify ourselves as mestizo
there's only one problem: there is no "native population" to mix with. they all identify with their heritage, we aren't a direct mix

>Paraguay is as white as Swed..

wait...

>Paraguay is white.

Yes.

SAUCE ON THAT THICC MILF SWEET JESUS

>183x275
didn't she have a better preview? damn it paraguayan internet

NNhhhh... I want my Sweden back...

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Found a video of her

this is such a terrible post in so many ways

why don't we nuke new zealand?

good find

shut up

ps:
Kek bless this post. thanks
lol with that face and that surname, she has to be paraguayan

>british """""""""""""""""""""'humour""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Oh, they coptered away, to Paraguay.

I very much like her too. She is
>like my highschool classmate, or my co-worker, or my cousin (don't have any), or my neighbour, or my shopkeeper, or the nurse I visited, or..

She just has that face. The rest of her is simply me (and the rest of us) being lucky.

>nz ''''''''cricket team''''''''''''''
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>she has to be paraguayan
She is.

So how common are THICC women in Paraguay?

You're on Sup Forums
Most people don't give a fuck about sports here

>how common are THICC women in Paraguay?
i can answer that:
not very common :¬(

Whereabouts in South America are all the THICC women at?

>bant a paraguayan
>fuck off kurepa, I'm 200% amerindian, for example, my last name is Hausholder von Schmauger which is the guarani translation for "brown man"

ehrr.. i saw them more at Brazil but could be at any coastal country

das rite pigskin now don'tcha mess with us

Why don't you two speak your spic speak to one another?

>So how common are THICC women in Paraguay?
youtube.com/watch?v=208EUXH5_rA

>So how common are THICC women in Paraguay?

Not common. They have nice girls. Totally different from what's the mood on Brazil beaches.

Honestly, leave the Ipanema beach. Go to Paraguay, Uruguay or Argen..
>Is it safe to go Argentina?

>Is it safe to go Argentina?
yeah totally

>modelo y actriz
ahahahaha

nah there's /lat/ for that

Videos like this make me hate living in NZ
There are absolutely no THICC girls in NZ, there are thin girls here, but when they put on weight they turn into shapeless blobs, not THICC beauties with curves in all the right places

>yeah totally

or Argentina. Anyway, leave polished beach wannabes, call traps and overall unnecessary weirdness.

Set with nice girls and occasional overall weirdness which is seldom unnecessary.

I think that's it.

Every Paraguayan alive today has predominantly Brazilian ancestry from their paternal side.

welp, what can i say? you're always welcome here?
[spoiler]bring dollars[/spiola]

*brrraaaaaaapppp*

>bunda genes
Told you, Paraguay confirmed Brazilian state. Pls join South Brazil and together we make O Sul é Meu País great.

I would totally travel South America if I had the money
The place I've travelled is a little bit of Australia
Plane tickets from New Zealand are extremely expensive, it costs 1500 dollars to fly from NZ to Peru, the cheapest destination to fly to, and 1500 to fly back

Well the thing is that with THICC latam grills you need to have a cock that can handle all that ass, else it's just suffering.

Quite sure that is cheaper for you to get to Brasiu. Latam does that route like twice a day.

yeah, but that was much after kekzilians transformed into a bunch of niggers and muh heritage southerners, it could be worst...

>it costs 1500 dollars to fly from NZ to Peru
really the other side of the world. this friend i had told me flight from Buenos Aires to Taipei costed him 1600 dollars

paraguayan escort in argentina

thank paraguay

paraguay is white1!

Do Paraguashos still hate Riograndenses? What's the real opinion of the average Paraguayan about Riograndenses? I know you get along really well with Paranaguashos, but what about us Gaúchos?

Yes.

>What's the real opinion of the average Paraguayan about Riograndenses?
they haven't got a clue about your state but when my mother was pregnant my parents did all the road to Porto Alegre as vacations
it was the year when Grêmio became champion so my father is a fan ever since

Any thoughts on Paranaguashas? I heard they're generally super easy to Paraguayan men.

They're easy to anyone really, but specially to Paraguashos from what I heard.

Dude I have a small dick as well
If I ever fuck a THICC girl I'll have to eat her pussy before because I won't be able to satisfy her with only my dick

I'm going to Brazil in July. The tickets cost me $1900 with Domestic flights added

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How much to fuck a succubus like her?

>Paraguashos
>sh
Do you think they talk like us just cause they use voseo? That's racist,man

no particular thought about brasiguaios or brazilians from Paraná
about brasiguaios: all that "gib back clay" shit from commie landless people is still an active conflict but nobody gives a shit anymore. there are more pressing matters than dating girls or listening to claims from commies. namely, this:
paranaportal.uol.com.br/policial/video-mostra-execucao-de-rei-da-fronteira-no-paraguai/

Of course deals like that happen, but that's still fucking expensive for lowerclass people
Then you add the costs of actually expolring Brazil, which again is heaps of money

Memes aside, Paraguay is often labeled the "beacon of freedom" in these parts. People here contraband all sorts of illegal goods imaginable from Paraguay. I wouldn't be surprised if someone managed to import nuclear warheads from Paraguay tbqh. Not saying that's a bad thing though, quite the contrary. I'm also definitely not implying I actually did anything illegal, it's just what I heard from a friend of a distant cousin.

We call them Paraguashos just like we call Paranaenses Paranaguashos, Uruguayans Uruguashos and Argentines Boludashos.

Paraguay is the last bastion of freedom around here. I hate the fact that we only have 3 paraguayan posters on this board.

yeah that's Ciudad Del Este (Salto del Guaira and Encarnacion are trying to reach that trading volume but they're only starting)
..... i'm kinda tired of the "Paraguai is CDE" meme but i guess it's worse to never be relevant at all

Probably around $100 US. That's the typical price for an escort that is usually with an agency or brothel, they tend to be more professional, better kempt and not disease ridden (at a good agency) so they are definitely better to fuck.

If you're going cheap, a street prostitute is like $20-30, but that's a minefield of STDs so you get what you pay for.

Wanna hear the truth? CDE is pretty much this and people generally respect that.

I'm not saying 100% free market policies like open contraband are a good thing, because they're not, but Latin America as a whole has a serious problem with protectionism and all the State controlled market by all the socialist governments that literally plague the entire continent. It has come to the point where people are actually supporting narco activity and contraband because it unironically drives our economy further way better than the Huehue government never did.

Here in RS we used to purchase vehicles from Argentina because it was a lot cheaper to buy a vehicle from Argentina and drive them to RS than to actually purchase one from a local dealer, and my state actually manufacture vehicles! The consequence is the average price of vehicles in RS dropped more than 30% in less than 5 years.

And then you wonder why people smuggle goods from Paraguay. The whole tax system in Brazil is a joke. Most consumer electronics smuggled from Paraguay like TVs, cellphones and PC hardware are also on average 30% cheaper compared to what we're forced to pay in Brazil. At least Mercosur has been a good asset for us so far.

So 143 New Zealand dollars for an escort at a brothel?
That's suprisingly expensive for a poor country
The price of brothels here in NZ are $160 NZD for 60 minutes, $80 NZD for 20 minutes

>That's suprisingly expensive for a poor country

As I said, at a good one. Meaning you get good looking girls who aren't 80 lbs HIV meatbags.

You can get girls at brothels for like $50 in some places, but wrap it and wear a hazmat suit.

How much money would it cost, to travel around South America for 3 months, like costs of food transport clean water etc
Would it be cheaper to buy a car and drive around South America, or pay bus tickets?
How much is it to camp in a tent in South America?
Because it would be cheaper to camp in a tent in camping grounds than it is to stay in a hotel

No idea about the cost to travel to it from New Zealand but the average monthly cost of living is like $850 US a month in Argentina, it is cheaper in some places and more expensive in others.

Are you a sex tourist?

No, I'm a person who's never travelled anywhere apart from my country, and a little bit of Australia when I was a little kid with my parents
I would most love to travel for nature, and culture would be a bonus
Like Galapogas islands would be awesome to visit
and seeing hummingbirds and monkeys etc in rainforests would be awesome
I also want to try scuba diving one day, because it would be awesome to see whalesharks up close

I would love to get an escort though, as there are absolutely no THICC girls in NZ, and fucking a THICC girl would be a god tier experience

Highways in South America can be extremely dangerous, and I'm not only talking about accidents. Kidnappers, car thieves, you name it. Think of Skyrim on a modern setup and but MAYBE without the dragons, that's what a road trip throughout South America looks like.

>inb4 "oh but there are no people with bows and arrows messing around and charging you a toll to get from point A to point B"
lol youtube.com/watch?v=RMbxaaIWlUQ

I wouldn't try that unless you have a local with you who knows exactly where you're going and what he's doing. Just stay in the big cities and avoid the ghettos. Road trips in South America are definitely NOT a good idea for a gringo. Just don't.

oh fugg
I was thinking that if I get enough money to travel south america, I could buy an old car there are drive around the continent Kek
So do you reckon I should use buses?

why the fuck does your government allow random natives make your highways unusable?

Mate, just stay in the cities and avoid venturing outside the designated touristic spots, or simply avoid South America altogether. It's like that literally everywhere in South America although Chile might be safer, but I heard sometimes Mapuches go nuts there too, not sure how much that effects tourism.

It's illegal, but it's something the government has no control of. Those are isolated areas and we have indigenous people everywhere throughout the deep countryside . If you're a local you can easily talk to them for a bargain. If you're a gringo you're seriously risking your life and I'm being serious. You can be robbed, kidnapped or god only knows what else.

>It's like that literally everywhere in South America
I doubt it desu. Here outside Montevideo is as safe as it gets. There's not much people, though, but you can walk around town at 4 a.m without the fear of getting robbed or stuff like that

No they don't, Brazil butchered 90% of their men back in the war.

Sure there's blood here and there but the rest is memes, of course they're not white but countries like Bolivia,Peru or Chile are way more amerindian than paraguay

So basically I would have to fly from city to city?
So even taking a bus from Sao Paulo to Curitiba would be extremely dangerous?

So would Uruguay be safe for a tourist to travel around?

Uruguay is an exception I forgot to mention, but then again there isn't much to do in Uruguay outside Montevideo, unless people are interested on meeting with the Gauchos living between us. Great folks. I've traveled from Rio Grande do Sul to Uruguay crossing through the Pampas, been to Paraguay and Argentina by car and never had any problem, but these parts tend to be better for road trips, unlike most of South America.

You could technically go by bus but idk man, I just travel by car cause I'm a local and we have the skills to venture through the continent. I don't trust these bus drivers, many bus/truck drivers work under the influence of cocaine, many of them also deprived of sleep... too many accidents, horrible accidents. If you can afford flying from place to place I'd recommend you do that.

Between São Paulo and Buenos Aires all the way to Chile I'd say it's perfectly safe for you to travel around as a tourist. I personally never heard of anyone having any problem traveling through the Southern Cone, but I'd personally never risk venturing outside this particular region unless you know exactly what you're doing.

there's obviously bad areas you should avoid in every country, but in general yes, it's pretty safe.

>So even taking a bus from Sao Paulo to Curitiba would be extremely dangerous?
In that case I'd say it's fine. Anywhere between São Paulo, Buenos Aires and Chile, that triangle is probably the best region in South America for you to travel around.

As safe as any other country.

there's people in bikes that cross the country(lots of brazilians) they just sleep at someone's yard or a church in a tent or something. Still I wouldn't recommend traveling at night in any country of the world, even less in Uruguay where you take like 7 hours to go from montevideo to bella union, no reason to travel at night and risk having an accident or something(well it's ok if it's by bus)

Thanks for the info, so basically for anything Sao Paulo and below I can travel safely by bus, car, bike, etc in the day, but for any thing north like Ecuador and Colombia, I'll have to fly between cities and tourist destinations

>there isn't much to do in Uruguay outside Montevideo
Well except all the thermal areas, camping areas, historical areas, beaches or weird places.

I wouldn't recommend a bike, mostly because accidents and things are just too far away, south america is gigantic mate.

>brown eyes
>brown hair
>brown skin

Pretty much. And I'm not saying the rest of South America is shit because it really isn't, aside from Northeast Brazil which is a big no-go zone to be avoided no matter what. All the countries are worth visiting, Peru is my favourite country in the continent for example, Peruvians are awesome, and they also advise you to avoid venturing alone outside the cities because it isn't safe, so you just follow the advice and you're all good. Walking around Peru at night you can still see many people around talking, walking their animals, and it seemed pretty comfy and safe tbqh. People here are generally friendly and are willing to help, just avoid the shitty areas cause that's where all the shitty "people" gather, and you'll know what I'm talking about if you ever decide to visit Rio de Janeiro.

For people looking for actual tourism where you can educate yourself, yes, literally any country is worth visiting. For someone looking to fuck THICC women, not quite so.

Each Spaniard in Paraguay was gifted with a harem of 60 qts. Paraguayans are whiter than Chileans

She is very pretty

Jurerê Internacional in Santa Catarina is pretty much the hot spot in South America for high class partying/sex tourism. Wealthy people usually go there for the yacht parties and to meet people for casual sex. And by high class I mean actual high class, if you're an Aussie/Kiwi bogan you can pretty much forget about it. I honestly don't know of any other place within the Southern Cone that could safely provide you with the experience you're looking for (easy sex with clean THICC women + safety).

The only Mapuche I interacted with in my 3 weeks in Chile was a friendly artisan with an outpost by the road a tad south to Santiago.
He spent 6 years in Brazil too, oddly.

Don't listen to this Brazilian. I spent 7 months in Latin America. Make a thread on /trv/.

>but for any thing north like Ecuador and Colombia, I'll have to fly between cities and tourist destinations
No. That's retarded.

what doez "Guay" mean?
Why Brazil, Argentine and Chile not Braziguay, Argentiguay and Chileguay?

year this BR is a fucking RETARD
I've traveled pretty much all over the country, hitchhiked, etc and didn't get kidnapped or mugged

Highways are dangerous only on the North and Northeast. your best bet to fuck a THICC whore is on Rio, for sure. It's expensive in there, though. So yes, you could buy a car (though they are super expensive here) and travel around... let's say from Rio to Uruguay.

It should take some months, though.

In fact me and my friends are planning to do exactly that.

because Parafags lost the war against Brazil, Argentina and Uruguay

ofc fueled by Brit Jews's money

"Buses are dangerous" LMAO
like 0,01% chance of having an accident? + 0,01% chance of getting robbed...

Paraguay and Uruguay are guaraní names, if i'm not mistaken.
Chile comes from (although its just a theory) the quechuan word for cold

>Sometimes mapuches go nuts
Only if you're a truck carrying wood
>not sure how much that effects tourism
Not at all, those attacks only happens on isolated forest areas of the Araucanía without tourism potential

Thanks for the information
It's interesting how you guys all have different opinions of how cautious I should be in travelling, I suppose South America is a large and diverse continent, so the danger levels vary greatly from area to area
If I ever can afford to travel South America, I'll research each area so I know which places I need to be cautious, and which places I can relax

Don't believe the bs the hue is posting. Ecuadorian and Colombian highways are perfectly safe as well. Just don't head into Venezuela just yet