Tfw no gf

>tfw no gf
what do bros

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post dank memes my friend

uhm, I don't know.
Maybe watch a movie then come back and make a thread about it?

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>2 meals a day

CMON

Come meme me a meme memesters

Why do you want a gf so badly? Do you seek affection that much? Just get a cat or some shit.

Muh

>using the PC
>not the iPhone
kek, we all know that Sup Forums is shitposting iphoeusers

b>not wanting a warm vulva to shove your junk into

Shower, exercise, get a job, get a car, go to a bar.

>waking up at 9am
>being in bed by 2am

Should be like 4pm & 7am respectively.

Okay fuck this fag

How do I get rid of my gf Sup Forums? I don't want to hurt her, she's only young :/

that's called a fleshlight my friend

>tfw no cunny
can I have your cunny gf

>9 am
>not 1 pm

Bane?

If her being young is the issue then why don't you wait until she's older?

This
How young are we talking ;)

Is there something wrong with that?

Dr. Pavel , I didn't say you could bring gf

I just need a car t b h

>shower

you really do. Life changer. Or the ability to drive and the occasional opportunity to use a car

I have friends and and a gf that get me where I need to go and all of that shit but I can't drive and fuck other girls t b h.

friends and a gf? gtfo normie

>fuck other girls
Get some fucking integrity and dump your gf if you want to do that.

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DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE.

>tfw gf is inevitable because life is on track, handsome, wealthy, and personality that at least caters very specifically to certain girls

> Off sick from work
> Use left-hand side as schedule for the day

gf is inevitable is the saddest thing I have ever heard

NEET life gets old after awhile though.

>personality that at least caters very specifically to certain girls

What are the traits and the type of girls? Being rich and instagram whores?

GODDAMN I want to be on the right.

Neither sounds very appealing desu. Captures the NEET spirit pretty well, but some wagecuck tried too hard to make his own 'lifestyle' seem attractive.

You won't
never

Yeah, unless you're into a really good series or video game, it gets boring after a few days

It's great for really specific occasions, though, like when FNV came out

>driving side by side with an SUV
>they turn off
>mum tells me a girl in the backseat was staring at me
>bullshit
>every so often my mum will tell me she saw a girl looking at me or doing a double take when i walk past
>really dont believe it
>can't tell if my mum is trying to make me feel better because no gf or if she's telling the truth
>can't decide whether i want it to be the former or the latter

how old are you? this sounds fucking cringy

Get your mother to use her contacts to set you up with someone

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> TFW a normie
> TFW a loving GF and a stable career
> TFW parents who are proud of me because I moved out when I went to University
> TFW I just come here now to laugh at people who blame their failures at life on liberals

Actually I always get asked out by my co-workers. I always decline though because i like going to the gym after work. i'd say i'm almost there t b h

save money and buy a bride in Asia

Is this the truest infopic ever written?

>I need a gf to be happy XD

No you schoolboy you just want pussy.

>blame their failures at life on jews

FTFY

pics

this is so accurate it hurts

Foster a little girl ;)

if you only have enough time for one of the two, your life sucks m8

I kinda want to read this in an Attenborough voice

Stay salty friendo

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Holy shit

I did so. I used to do impressions as a teenager over a decade ago. I'd do it, but I'm a NEET and it hits too close to home.

>tfw getting tired of living the dream

I think it was written by a NEET. Most normies don't make that much and spend much of their time watching tv and crap.

>sleeping at night
>showering every day
If a true NEET made this he'd be sleeping through the day and living at night and showering would be like a (bi)weekly task

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No, this is.

>2016
>working

Neets are autistic:
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>be a lazy piece of shit semi-NEET
>the few remaining friends are all normies with regular jobs
>be the one who wants to go out constantly and experience the world despite being low on money 80% of time
>they just want to sit at home after work and play vidya
>be the only one in the group not afraid of talking to girls and strangers
>be the only one visiting Sup Forums and be considered a total degenerate by the rest of the group for that

the lines are blurred friend

JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST.

5
STAGE
PLAN

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Fake but neet related
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It was probably written by someone getting his degree, imagining his future life and watching too many tv shows.

This is way more accurate.

I always thought that NEET was just a Sup Forums term but it's actually a term many governments in the world use.

This is literally me. Im 23. I order pizza at least two times a week. Today was my day off and I stayed in bed all day watching bojack the horseman.

I just feel like theres a hole in me, im self destructive and I dont know what to do anymore. Please dont laugh. I shed tears writing this

Salty about what? You going to the gym after work? That's not really an achievement laddie.

Holes can be filled

i've tried both - left is better.

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with my dick