Alan has mistaken me for this dickhead Markus Halberstram...

Alan has mistaken me for this dickhead Markus Halberstram. It seems logical because Markus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do, he also has a pension for valentino suits and all of our peoples glasses, Markus and I Even to to the same barbier, although I have a slightly better haircut.

>pension for valentino suits

You mean penchant you mobileposting FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOT

So did he really kill all those people or not?

Oliver Peoples'

>all of our peoples
You did this on purpose

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Maybe.

What if when he stops "killing" people, masked men kill people for him to drive him insane and to kill again?

What the fuck are you talking about?

>I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I'm positive we won't get dubs. But we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.

Just triathloned the google image search query of this film. It seems like a real laugh riot.

WOAHHHHHHH

Did he really get all those dubs?

Oh boy.. here we go

DUBSADUBSa

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That's typical Zionist blackmailing.

Yes, yes. Well done, anons. Well done, anons.

H O W E V E R

You have to understand that most people aren't paranoid schizophrenics so you have to explain when you post something insane stuff like that.

>2016
>not being paranoid

Dubs are shit. However, I'll let this exception go because it's admittedly impressive.

>so close to trips

the real dubs guy

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>dubs threads will never die

no no

the pension is devoted entirely to valentino suits

And that despite moot trying his hardest to kill them.

>moot
who

Not close enough. The magic is gone.

Dubs will never die.

>When the dubs are just right

Bored of dubs, trips or nothing for me

I've always favored the theory that some of it happened and some of it didn't, but he's so balls-to-the-walls fucked up that you can't tell which is which.

Check em

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THE PEANUT BUTTER SOUP WITH SMOKED DUCK, AND MASH SQUASH.

And then the Red Snapper with violets and pine nuts.

Look, sir! Quads!

DORSIA

Check out these dubs

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Yes the movie and book are about yuppies wanting to make more money, basically NYC is corrupt as fuck and even more so in the 80s and 90s.
Everything he did sloppily was covered up by someone else trying to make money.

>all of our peoples

verify my identical integers

Dubs are a myth

can i has dubs

all of our peoples hahahaha oh god

tough break

enjoy them. you've earned them

Reminder that he DID kill Paul Allen and "hurr durr it was all in his head" is absolutely plebian surface level analysis and you should kill yourself if you believe it

But Paul was on vacation

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The real question is was he gay?

He was gay for dem dubs

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He did kill Paul Allen, but who knows if who else he actually killed or just thought he killed

Also...

>tfw no dubs

>Barbier

good double

Mistaken identity. The realtor cleaned up his apartment and covered up the murder so the property wouldn't lose value.

She clearly realizes who Bateman is and tells him never to come back. The book makes mention that the apartment "reeks of bleach"

dubs

exactly this. only a retard would think he didnt kill them

>good double
good double

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>>good double
>good double
good double

I HAVE TO RETURN SOME VIDEO TAPES.

>Markus
>pension
>all of our peoples
>barbier

bad double

TRY GETTING DUBS NOW, YOU FUCKING BASTARD!