Wwyd to her?
Wwyd to her?
rape
Kiss her
Avoid her like the plague because her soulless eyes hide a much deeper existential darkness.
No YLYL
Immediately do a triple front flip, provoking her aggressively, screaming 'you cant do it like me bitch, learn to cheer'.. finally landing in an upside down handstand, complete upside down splits, my skirt falling down to reveal my perfectly shaved balls and asshole.. as soon as my asshole is revealed in my final move, I'd start moaning excessively, loudness to the level of a blood curdling scream.. over and over
She looks dead inside. Probably years of family religious indoctrination... avoid.
Fix her a bowl of scrambled eggs...
Ask her if she's over 18
Eat the goo off her thong after a cheer comp