Wwyd to her?

Wwyd to her?

rape

Kiss her

Avoid her like the plague because her soulless eyes hide a much deeper existential darkness.

No YLYL

Immediately do a triple front flip, provoking her aggressively, screaming 'you cant do it like me bitch, learn to cheer'.. finally landing in an upside down handstand, complete upside down splits, my skirt falling down to reveal my perfectly shaved balls and asshole.. as soon as my asshole is revealed in my final move, I'd start moaning excessively, loudness to the level of a blood curdling scream.. over and over

She looks dead inside. Probably years of family religious indoctrination... avoid.

Fix her a bowl of scrambled eggs...

Ask her if she's over 18

Eat the goo off her thong after a cheer comp