Russia invades your cunt.
What happens?
Russia invades your cunt
Jaxon Butler
Luis Morris
they fail
Nathaniel Diaz
join them to a party
Anthony Green
A massive sexual orgy with slavs, german women and german boipucci while we bath in the blood of the muslims who tried to protect their new homeland.
Benjamin Jenkins
Watch the boys fly
Samuel Anderson
Jihad
Jaxon Parker
And how would they do that?
Kevin Wright
They all die during the next summer.
Camden Flores
*call the lads*
Jaxson Bell
im russian, now give some aryan gurls
Xavier Phillips
...
Asher Taylor
I'm hoping we can become good friends with them soon if we befriend anybody
Brody Rivera
NO WAR NOW
Ryan Stewart
No, you have to liberate us from the mudslims first.
Then you can have all the Germans you want.
Hunter Young
I'd rather fight China with the help of the Russian Federation
Easton Adams
this
Ian Russell
they died of overheat
problem solved by itself
Tyler Taylor
Wait for our American overlords to bail us out
Brayden Turner
*teleports behind you're cunt's capital*
telegraph.co.uk
Jackson Taylor
For them to reach Portugal (by land, at least), then all of the resisting Europe is already crammed in here.
Fugg :DDD
Mason Ortiz
What if we didn't feel like it
Luke Nelson
HELL NAW
Eli Allen
Teleport me a gf please
William Perry
Join Russia and invade the US, I guess.
Alexander Hill
Thanks, Portugal
Jack Sanchez
It's a teleporter, not an infinite improbability drive.
Kayden Ross
A bright flash followed by a swift end to my days on Sup Forums.
Ryan Harris
They already did, a couple years back they were on the news for having tanks in Georgia or some shit like that.
Christian Young
stop
Easton Wood
They die
Connor Miller
this gif made me mad
Luke Thompson
russia will lose all their boats again
Anthony Collins
More Russians join the NHL.
Isaiah Butler
do fins really believe it?
Alexander Rivera
Join them and move in to conquer the US next.
Christopher White
A million Russians get visas to visit Finland every year. Nothing happens. Russians are good visitors unlike Balt shit poverty criminal scum
Owen Reyes
USA comes to the rescue, hopefully
Adam Hill
But win clay.
Robert Cruz
Play videi ganes
Brody Gutierrez
...
Jacob Wilson
Again?
Ethan Butler
We make visas and Finland just to visit other eu cunts afterwards, I don't think I've ever visited Funlan for more than 20 hours
Thomas Baker
I would join them. The fact that I speak Russian might get me accepted.
William Howard
Ayy
Henry Smith
>tfw your country isn't total garbage so you can't just burn it to the ground to repel the attack
Robert Phillips
Bulgaria becomes part of Russia and... nothing really changes I guess.
Jayden Price
*sigh* NOT AGAIN
Jaxson Green
everyone on earth dies, except for maybe New Zealand and the Principality of Sealand
Mason Taylor
underrated huepost
Jeremiah Morris
Btw what's the thing with ruskies coming here to shop carrying literally thousands of € in cash and waving them around and yelling like kids? Like they want to get mugged or something.
Jackson Cook
Again.
Jackson Ramirez
Most modern finns are effeminate betas
>a couple of niggers with guns stopping the eternal slav without external support
Lol. Last time Russia invaded they bombed the shit out of whatever little infrastructure there was and put in a proxy gov.
This goes for you too
Levi Brooks
>with the help of the Russian Federation
China is Russia biggest trading partner. I doubt they'd choose sides.
Mason Flores
Let me tell you about your country: The post.
The funny thing was it wasn't an american, just some sad fucking russiaboo living in another miserable shithole.
Jaxon Scott
Ok, we just wait until you get tired and collapse
Asher Rodriguez
>The funny thing was it wasn't an american, just some sad fucking russiaboo living in another miserable shithole.
Literally what are you on about
Jackson Taylor
he is just trying to be edgy, don't mind
Henry Williams
this desu :3
Christopher Barnes
We welcome them with Vodka and Perogies.
Logan Hall
cringing at you rn
Carson Reed
We drive them out because we end up being more effort than it's worth to keep us since we riot but we sacrifice 5 counties which will be under Russian rule
Alexander Gutierrez
USA, EU and Turkey get involved
Lucas White
Russia finally has europeans
Also Russia's collective IQ skyrockets
Mason Collins
>Holland
I knew it, you are Holland after all.
Nathaniel White
Nuclear holocaust tbqh.
Jace Gutierrez
they buy with cash because the money is dirty as fuck and they don't want to leave an electronic paper trail. simple as that.
Luke Campbell
No, Holland are the two western provinces.
There are twelve provinces.
Tyler Hernandez
It'll make chechenia look like a picnic at the park.
Thomas Torres
Offer them a cuppa and ask if they fancy a quick pint before they go.
Noah Davis
We lose.
Ethan Gutierrez
The welfare parasites leave in search of another host, the government tries to surrender, but is ignored by the military, which is unable to keep the Russians out, but shifts into guerrilla mode. Five years later the Russians leave, but Sweden is in ruins with a massive death toll.
Josiah Russell
>less than 10k dead in two wars for 15 years
But Chechnya was "a picnic at the park" compared to a real war.
Benjamin Hall
>Russia finally has europeans
I don't think 290000 Europeans is so much for such a large country as Russia.
Lucas Lee
We will have a new criminal faction in the country.
Jaxson Lewis
We surrender
Now go kill the kikes for us filthy slav
And do it fast, the last retard who promised to remove the kikes for us only killed a few dozens of thousands in 6 years