What do you think about computer programming?

What do you think about computer programming?

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thruth

its my fucking job

Cool to code once in a while. I like C

Dubs don't lie...

What kinda stuff do you make?

I could never sit for 8-10 hours a day and do nothing but type on a computer. I would an hero before lunch on day 1.

quite fun once you become fluent in one.

I do it for about 9 hours a day on average and I love it

Yup.

C is best language.
Learn to Git though if you ever want to be any kind of programmer.

Has anyone ever hacked Sup Forums?
Don't kill the thread mods it's just a question..

learning it right now because job demand for the degree I gradated with is in the negatives in the US.

Since my job is preventing people from adding apostrophe's to URLs, I love it.
Good pay, long hours, work from home.

several times

>reventing people from adding apostrophe's to URLs
wat

Story?

my fucking everyday job. so, who cares.

>thinks web designing classifies as programming

kek

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You get all of the elipses

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Computer programming is like math. Some people like it and are naturally good at it. The rest should go work with something else.

obviously preventing SQL injections / XSS

ITT: We work in an office.

I work in a loud hot warehouse enviroment

>I do it for about 9 hours
If you used C instead of Java, you would get the job done in 9 seconds instead of 9 hours.

I really do not like it. However, I am going to graduate in a few month with a cs degree and a minor in cyber security. I am just doing it for the money.

Just never got around to learning it, one of these days I want to

How can you make that assimption when you don't even know what the "job" is?

I code all my shit in Java too.

I also know C++, python, and Javascript. Java will always be my number one language despite of how fucking easy and powerful python and javascript are.

Pajeet 4 lyfe

It escaped me for a moment, but you can do that with one line of code. (Pun intended)

>I am just doing it for the money.

c# pays the bills.

That is what it feels like man.

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> Get degree in Cyber Security
> Kali
> Move to country with no extradition
> Be rich and paranoid

People should stop wasting their time with sitting in front of a computer and instead get a REAL job. Houses don't get build by fat loosers in their mothers basements, they get build by HARD working MEN.

Is your name john and do you shag loads of women?

Houses get built by hard working men...

... for computer programmers who can afford to pay for houses in this economy.

watch handmade hero on youtube

>programmer makes website
>programmers make a thread about programming
>baiter makes "You're all fat jobless fucks: the post"
Ooh boi, meh jimmies, u jiggled muh jimmies, o the hue manatee, ooooohhh

There is no best language faggot. Only the best tool for the job. C is terrible at mathematics both in expressing them because of operator precedence and execution time because of the lack of compiler optimization for math expressions. C is a general purpose language that fits many goals but not all of them. I prefer C++ because it has a lot in common with my programming philosophy and it works well with what I like to develop.

go back to stackowerflow

What's wrong with C's operator precedence that isn't also wrong with C++?

im trying to program a game.
never thought math would be so fun and potentially profitable.

i'll count the days until you commit suicide

i code for a living, its not a bad way to waste life, get payed more than average pleb , get to wear flip flops to work

Professional game programmer reporting.

posting some programming maymay's

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It makes me a lot of money even by San Francisco standards

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related

>refactoring

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pharo.org
squeak.org
gnoga.com
werc.cat-v.org
cliki.net
happstack.com
erlang zotonic
ignore object oriented scripting languages except smalltalk
:)
www.freebsd.org for os
icewm desktop
chrome
libreoffice
xfe file mgr
filezilla transfer program

Trying to work on games is the really the only thing I like about programming now. One of my senior projects is a game but my teammates are taking it in a weird direction because they want to put their own music and art in the game

All I've got.Get back to your thread or keep posting related things, it's up to you.

Proof?

Just a screenshot of your desktop is alright

are they hipsters?

What company is it

Westwood Studios

This is a guaranteed way to a life of bitterness.

Been there. The problem is most likely that the games vision isn't clear enough. You can either kill your game off, just go for it, or get your friends to share the same vision as you have.
Killing the game isn't always bad as a lot of inexperienced people over scope A LOT.

Fortran 4, composed on punch cards (in college, and never really used it for profit)
Jes, and Jes3 (job entry script)
various Unix shell scripts
Assembler
Pascal
C
C++
Java

Primarily used C and shell scripts for work. Learned Java when I was with Sun Microsystems, but was management by then and just learned it so that I could follow what my programmers were doing ... Retired when Sun went belly up ... grow corn, and some weed on a small farm now

Those guys are still around? O_O

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no, EA acquired them if I remember correctly.

Increases your wizardry

Command and conquor, dune

Old timers

>mfw i naturally code like that
>mfw every programmer i know helped eachother to rip my face off
Is it really that bad?

Programming helps build other things better, more efficient , faster. There is something to be said for having knowledge to build with your hands. But having knowledge to be ble to do both makes you a better asset.

java fags who know shit are fucking the industry and bringing in devops which is faggotry and node.js which is horrorific

“Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.” – Edsger Dijkstra

Even better: use a tool that reformats code when you save the file. Zero effort, leads to mass office rage.

This has been my job for 20 years. Kill me. Its unfulfilling and soul destroying. Turn back now!

the hacks i've been witness to were pretty harmless actually - if i remember correctly there were like, birthday party hats obscuring the posts...

youtube.com/watch?v=GUdnrtnjT5Q

harmful.cat-v.org/software/OO_programming/

No, i mean i code like that
every-fucking-day
without even trying
half the office puts "//i'm sick of your shit user" every time i fix a code
Shit soubles in size after 5 mins.

Said the guy who invented the worst path-finding algorithm.

It's the new psychology. Degrees are handed out, the you go work as a slave for the rest of you life until your 29. Then you burn out.

Readability above all else.

R is the best.

Scala, Haskell, and Erlang are also cool. If you dont program functional you fucking suck

harmful.cat-v.org/software/java

best you mean
nigger

I'm pretty sure ios uses Swift

Is there a best language for making games?

nah R blows
scala is from oracle which is cancer

lisp
haskell
scheme
smalltalk
swi prolog
forth
ada/gnoga
awesome

oracle is cancer, ellison should be flayed alive

I honestly hope this never occurs at college

hahah

oh god the inefficiency
use this instead:

if( i % 2 == 1)
console.write(i)

Newfag.

Nobody in computer science I knows what MOD functions are

I hope you don't know many

Just a generalization, not actually in CSI