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>face caked in makeup

ugly

Literally praying to god that I wake up as a yank

Hitler

>Drinking anything other than wine

just smoked weed for the first time and accidentaly spent half an hour feeling really calm and binging buzzfeed videos even though i havent watched it since i was 15.


is being high. i also cant type fuck

poncey frog cunt

Water is a good drink

Listen to The National

how much did you smoke??

what did you smoke??

A cold beer during summertime can be really refreshing.

hello nigger

A bowl of indica nordle and some northern lights not mcuh

Why do birds do this shite. Does she not realise how fucking much of a munter she looks?
>tfw there is probably people in this thread who think she's a tidy.

KYS northern monkey
A G R E E D
>indie rock
Piss off.

Neck yourself.

fuck off spic

hello nigger

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dude such a loss

YOGA 710?

git gud you fucking scrub, I have a pound of weed on me and I've gotten blasted every single day since january

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nigga looks like a mini cheddar

git gud and stop being a fucking degenerate

>Not liking indie rock
Why the fuck not lad?

someone linked me a really good sigor ros song here a week ago cant find it now

That's because there is no good Sigor Ros song.

Ol' Ludders over there only listens to Kshit

>Drinking in the morning

you are all disgusting faggots

Willy is going mental

>smoking weed
>watching Buzzfeed videos
Sort yourself out.

It's bad enough when celebrities think people give a shit they'll move due to political outcomes. I don't care where these people live, so long as it's not near me, apparently.

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Will literally let any yank reply this post and I won't hurt you

> fascist
oop wat

Rarely do I drink, a few times per year at most.

got absolutely smashed tonight lads thought i was going to die at one point

Now what, limey?

LITERALLY NEVER EVER

Shame you didn't

haha yeh i was ready for it desu

Haha it's not too late

Why doesn't Ireland just take Northern Ireland? Or is the UK playing gibs me with them like they are the falkands?

Why doesn't Canada just take Maine?

haha!

youtube.com/watch?v=qycAC_6Bbto

>tfw you'll never relive being a teenager listening to shitty techno will drinking cider in yer mates garage.

I miss my youth lads.

Why don't we...?

>techno
I was headbanging to Led Zeppelin like someone who isn't a faggot.

I don't find Ireland has a military desu

Have to wonder sometimes

try it leaf

You REALLY have to sit down and do a "hmmm" sometimes

batter him mate

Maybe I will on my vacation.

>Led Zeppelin
>not a faggot.

Lad, chances are you. I work with your types. You're so fucking jaded that you think anything post-1980 is fucking garbage and you refuse to listen to any modern stuff. You probably bought kerrang magazine as well, while everyone else was reading NME like they fucking should have been.

>not listening to good rock like Zappa
Faggot.

Battering leaves? Is this that British cuisine i've heard so much about?

bit dead

what do you want to talk about?

Wonder what the average percentage of irish blood is in all of the americans that celebrated st paddys day

It's gotta be like 6% at most

DEAD LIKE THE PALESTINIANS YOU ZIONIST PIGS SLAUGHTERED

FREE. FREE PALESTINE!


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It's probably closer to 10-15% average. Hasn't been that many generations since the majority would've come, and a fair amount of first and second gens had to have married within their "race"

>friend wants to come to gym with me and ask for a routine
>agree and tell him I do a push pull legs, and if he comes with me he can jump in.
>send him my routine
>I'm getting ready now and he just sent a text saying he's still coming but is going to only do a few exercises of the routine.
>ask him what ones
>replies with this

Push - Bench 3x6/OHP 1x6/
Dips 3x12
Pull - BBRow 3x6/ Curls 3x12 /Deadlift 1x6/Shrugs 3x12
Legs - Squat 3x6/Calf raises 3x20

Why did he even ask for help with a routine.

oh shut the fuck up already

>monogamy

is there anything more simple-minded?

Be honest, are most Israelis complete wankers?

I'd imagine they are. Not hating, genuinely asking.

America's pretty based, lad. Just to let you know.

He's just upset because nobody celebrates Australia Day outside of Oz, because Australia is an irrelevant, desertified English prison colony that's contributed nothing to the world without the help of someone else.

West Brom 0 - 2 Arsenal
Crystal Palace 1 - 1 Watford
Everton 3 - 1 Hull
Stoke 1 - 3 Chelsea
Sunderland 0 - 0 Burnley
West Ham 2 - 3 Leicester
Bournemouth 2 - 0 Swansea

goo.. good post, are you perhaps a german on vacation?

Egbert?

Do I look like I've got all the deck chairs mate?

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

Calm down pedro.

el mexicANO

Why would you say that? That really hurts my feelings, man..

*shows you my cock then quickly puts it back in my pants*

what is your definition of a wanker
most israeli youngsters are very arab like chads and stacys

>youngsters
How old are you?

>Everton 3 - 1 Hull
Best not see my scouse mate for a bit.

((((((((he))))))))) is here

23 but i have an old soul xx

>definition of a wanker
Just rude. Like they don't give any concern to whether or not other people are having a good day.

American here. I love Britain!

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>only the most orthodox jews move to israel
>their kids still turn out like degenerates

youtube.com/watch?v=KuwTseWuWlQ

closing this tab now

jews are getting.....should i say......americanized?

>Hello I am from Russia and I don't like Hitler :DDD

*blushes*

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Hello i am from mexico and i like both hitler and trotsky

Is she taking the piss?

it depends honestly, underclass is a lot of hooligans like in other countries in general though id say average jewish israeli is pretty rude and loud compared to euro standards so yea they can be selfish
orthodox are a different culture some of them still speak yiddish as first language

Is that how desensitized Euro's were to war back then?

>trotsky
not surprising

(((he))) is admitting that ((((his own people))) are assholes

War was pretty common in Europe for a long time, glad it isn't anymore I'd probably just shit my pants and start crying haha

>the mexican twat will never fuck off

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>user, Nazism gets my pussy so wet, will you dress up in an SS uniform for me?

What do?