Describe my girlfriends body to a blind man

Describe my girlfriends body to a blind man

it could either be a guy or a girl

High test af

Hippo

large and lumpy

Voloptuous af

3 125 gallon garbage bags, stuffed to bursting with fish oatmeal. Tied together in a vaguely human shape.

You're lucky to be blind right now.

a stack of floppy car tires

Beanbag chair

just tell him your gf is a waterbed, he wont know the difference

Very buoyant.

Cottage cheese, and a whole lotta of it.

Moar?

Keep them coming

Needs 2 bras. 1 for the small fat girl boobs. (sad.) and another for the fatburg lumps below.

Is that all where getting ?

imagine you stuffed 200lbs of fat into a 100lb sack and covered it with grease.

solid kek.

She's 21 5ft6 and 25 stone

Imagine the body of a fat Italian man with curly hair but a receding hairline on the edges of his scalp, and then imagine that body after bathing in nair.

>stone

About 350lbs

Gross.

Gut and butt shaped like a nissan truck.

kek

Imagine a christmas tree made of sausage meat.

KEK

could not have said it any better user\
kuddos

like a sea manatie

lol

Moar?

fatrolls upon fatrolls upon fatrolls upon fatrolls

He's better off being blind

I'd fuck her, wouldn't date her

Horrific

6 months worth of mac donalds thrown into the average fatmerican

>reverse image search
>no results

Are you retarded?

Why ?

Roll

LMFAO, THATS FUNNY AS FUCK