What's your longest relationship?

>What's your longest relationship?

What do you say?

2 years and counting

this one :3

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2 years I guess with some flings here and there.

Do girls really ask this on a first date?

Of course

You think you can just waltz inside a woman's vagina? Nothing is off-limits

Girls ask a lot of really dumb questions. Guys generally do not like to talk about past relationships or people they've been with (for obvious reasons), women are not like this at all, for some reason they love to talk about that shit and delve into to. They'll ask you shit like how many girlfriends have you had, how long do your relationships roughly last, what were the girls like. They want all sorts of details.

It's really dumb. Obviously not everyone is the same, some guys don't mind talking about that stuff, and some girls don't like talking about it, but in general guys hate it and women love it.

my longest relationship is my current one, about 3 and a half years now[/spoilers]

Zero and infinity have a lot in common, so I don't know how to come up with that.

Duh. You need to lead the conversation and just have her talk the whole goddamn time.

3 weeks.

I suck at maintaining relationships but I've fucked a lot of people (chicks and guys). Fuck everything.

Fagget

2 days in bed with a homeless slut.

Porn doesn't count.

That fucking movie. I was waiting for him to fuck his sister but noooo.

>Limiting your options to one sex

I like being bi =D

Sometimes they'll ask just so they can talk aboutI once had a girl spend 3 hours talking about her ex on a date. In hindsight, it's mostly my fault for suggesting a boat tour I'd been given tickets to.

The bed was on junk yard?

>vanishing accents: the movie

How many people total?
I'm at around 120+

>The bed was on junk yard?

was that mean't to make sense?

A gazillion.

There's nothing wrong being disgusting anal homosexual faggot with AIDS, user.

Wow, you learning such big numbers at scool, son.

I know =D

I'm also trans, got my new outfit yesterday =P

Who else here fuck grils and never contact them again? Gives me a weird rush for some reason like I'm James Bond. inb4 haters

I'm 50/50 with that. I just never contact girls.

You mean hookers.

Well I've known my Mother and Father for 25 years, a Grandfather too, but unfortunately my other Grandparents died a few years ago, so 22 or 23 years for them.

Did that for the first time a few weeks ago, felt bad but I'm getting better at it

nah I'll wine them dine them give them the best date of their life and make them think it's going somewhere then I'll just disappear from their lives after i've fucked them

Ahh I remember my first time. You're right, you do feel guilty, but you'll learn not to give a fuck. In the end they don't really care and if you happen to see them in public they're usually more intrigues than angry.

I lied a bunch one night and got a girl come home with me, the next morning she realized how much of an loser/alcoholic i was because I started telling her the truth to get her to leave, never saw her again.

That's happened a few times in my life, don't give a fuck.

About 15 months. Currently I'm looking for a girl who can accommodate my foot fetish and all that goes along with it.

>Guys generally do not like to talk about past relationships or people they've been with (for obvious reasons), women are not like this at all, for some reason they love to talk about that shit and delve into to.

If you ask a woman about her sexual past on a first date, she will stab your eyes out with a fork.

>telling her the truth to get her to leave

I do that too.

Doesn't everybody?

If she asks you, it's perfectly fine to shoot the same question back and it just looks like you're continuing the conversation.

18 hours

Just tell the truth, I wouldn't want to be with someone I had to lie to anyway and you're a bigger beta than any spergy virgin if you do.

Enjoy your cancer, and 20 kids you have to pay aliments for.

I did that to get rid of my annoying lustful gf. She's still texting me occasionally and it's been over a year.

Three years

>Enjoy your cancer, and 20 kids you have to pay aliments for

>He thinks he ever had sex