I've finally overcome my alcoholism by finding a new release. I go to the pet store, by a feeder mouse, and kill it. It's so much better of an escape, it doesn't rot my mind and body and I actually feel very much in control throughout the whole process. Mostly I grab them by the tail and swing and bash them against the cage bars, which eventually severs their spinal cord if done repetitively with enough force. I've found the males always die 2-3 swings after the females, interestingly.
I'm not really concerned about the morality of it because they always die extremely quickly after the last blow. My only concern: does this still count as an addiction of sorts? Or can I finally all myself sober now?
Dylan Fisher
You're doing just fine, OP. Good Job.
Ethan Peterson
you should try basketball or something
Sebastian Evans
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Lincoln Wood
Why
Nolan King
sounds good to me. keep rockin in the free world
Anthony Phillips
you could always kys instead, i find this always helps with addiction, 100% success rate
Zachary Anderson
>I've finally overcome my alcoholism by finding a new release.
Nathan Thomas
This is how serial killers are born
Joseph Howard
Really?!? Is this true?!? XDDDD LMFAO XD LOL GREAT MEME >kys
David Barnes
>trying this hard
kys
Dylan Parker
kek
Daniel Morales
use babies instead, more satisfying because you know those fuckers are gonna be annoying little kids in a few years time.
Nathaniel Williams
You sure got me there
Jordan Miller
stay classy OP
Easton Taylor
this youd be doing the world a favor
Henry Ward
I agree with this user. I'd much rather you kill yourself these mice. In fact if you should everyone what you're supposedly doing, most would put a mouse live over yours
Colton Stewart
Hurting harmless animals for fun.
You are the absolute lowest of the low. I have more respect for drunks
Dylan Hall
consider yourself a snake that needs a moues to survive
kill it in a less barbaric, more practical way though? I don't know
Evan Cook
You should put them in toilet paper roll tubes and insert them in your ass until they suffocate.
Austin Bell
Seek help immediately
Leo Bennett
this
Aaron Parker
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Christopher Lewis
why do you have to ruin the fun i so wanted it to be real, to have fun on Sup Forums again
but yes, the site is so dead now
Michael Williams
>He didn't say the mouse in the picture was his, that has literally no relevance.
Andrew Price
Fuck that guy, i keked at ur little gag.
Nolan Sullivan
ouch. i baited. fuck you OP. just don't write this ever again.
Logan Torres
its an addiction since that is your personality
at least buy a snake to feed them too after they are dead
Isaac Gray
I don't think you have an escape.
Enjoy your alcoholism.
Evan Hernandez
You were never an alcoholic, OP. You are and always have been a sociopath. Your use of alcohol and need for escape is a purely antisocial behavior. Yes, you've succeeded in replacing one vise with another, but you did so by an unapparent digression. The new path that you've accepted has a cumulative effect more akin to heroin than alcohol. The difference is that it won't kill you, but someone close to you. Many people have very dark urges, it is how we choose to engage them that defines our humanity. Be careful, OP.