I buy beautiful women's piss and drink it. AMA

I buy beautiful women's piss and drink it. AMA

What is like ?

is it going to snow tomorrow?

For dubs or more

Wouldn't doubt it, but why so sure you are not just getting some dude's piss.

It's amazing how much it varies between differen women. One woman, a young blonde, has very light, sweet scented pee with an instant salty tang but no real aftertaste and smells great. On the other hand, an older 29 year old milf's pee was more rich smelling but had no real taste in the mouth but a glorious kind of meaty aftertaste. Just the taste of this after I swallow can make me cum

From legitimate sellers on pantyselling sites, from established female sellers, it always tastes and smells very feminine and a woman loves selling it as it costs her nothing and it wouldn't make sense for her to do this really, unless you really 'pissed' her off, for example. By the way, many of the women film themselves filling the bottle for you.

Go on...

Which site do you primarily use?

The most beautiful tasting so far was a 20 year old beautiful Chinese woman. Like a glorious golden water with a slight tang and leaves you with an intense thirst for more after every swallow.

The hottest thing is when you get it from a really pure, beautiful delicate looking woman and then her piss is stinky and thick and foul. It's such a turn on when a really beautiful creature produces such a pungent piss from her perfect pussy. I get more of a thrill form this than I ever did from real sex

For dubs or more

Start wit reddit sexsells and find a very beautiful woman selling her panties. contact her privately and she will definitely agree to it when she realizes there's money to be made by just filling a bottle and mailing it. there are other sites, take your pick, search for panty selling sites, also a lot of girls on tumblr.

My number one choice is a beautiful SJW hippy type who looks like Grimes

tbh I've thought of buying Rachelle's shit on scatshop

>Rachelle
A good idea, would you eat it or just smear it on yourself or masturbate with it?

I'd definitely taste it/put it in my mouth, not sure if I would eat it. Definitely smear it and jerk off with it while chewing/sucking on it.

There are plenty of hot women selling it for a much lower price than her, start with them first. You can also buy panties with shit and piss in them

Why not just Drink your own piss u faggot?

this disgusts me, im leaving this one

Because I want to drink piss from beautiful women? Are you retarded or something?

That's fucked up. I can understand a piss fetish, but that's just fucked up.

GO look at scatshop and Rachelle's page and tell me you don't want to eat and smell her stinky logs. Be honest, I bet you get a twinge in your pants. Wouldn't you like to taste a turd from Saoirse Ronan or Amber Heard's bums?

I respect your perspective, definitely not for everyone.

But just the thought of smelling and tasting some hot broad's shit makes my cock drool like a dog.

For one I'm not the one who drinks woman's piss

Also, just transition into a women then drink your own piss. Simple Pissguzzlinganon

I love Paris but I wouldn't go into the black neighbourhoods if you know what I mean

I wouldn't just eat any woman's shit. I'm not a weirdo. I only want to smell and eat stinky turds from beautiful women. For me, it is the juxtaposition of the beauty of the woman and the disgusting nature of what came out of her. Remember Sasha Grey? She's a dirty slut but she did a photo shoot once where she was dressed demurely and innocent like. That was the image that really got me into her. I found another clip of her drinking her own piss and this got me harder than Oprah Winfrey's childhood. I only wish I could see her turds.

Look up a porn star called Lily Rader. Now imagine her squatting over you with her cheeks spread squeezing out a thick log. It's inches form your face. What do you do? Do you flinch? Or do you want to move your tongue closer? Interesting!

I don't think you got what I just said.

Luton is a shithole and if you had to go there you would not go into the Muslim neighbourhoods

Now, Paris is a beautiful city, but you wouldn't venture into the African district, not Petit Afrique, the other one.

Basically, no matter how good a woman looks, shit is still shit and piss will always be piss

You do know that some guy's dick was touching the source of that piss, possibly even before the 'extraction'
>mfw OP drinks piss with dick particles

>I don't think you got what I just said.
The nignogs just live in Paris.
The beautiful woman produces shit with her perfect body.
>Basically, no matter how good a woman looks, shit is still shit and piss will always be piss
It was never about pretending it was not shit or piss. It is the fact that it came from a beautiful woman. It has an erotic quality that yours or mine will never have.
My father's dick has been in my mother's cunt. Doesn't mean I'm going to stop going down on her.

...

>Oh, hee hee Oh my.
>M'lady, you surprise me
>*Blushes profusely*
>These legs, how delectably delightful
>*Coquettishly gives legs a tongue bath*
>M'lady you must forgive me. I am at surely at my most..
>*Breathes in, bashfully*
>Devilish
>Might I be so bold as to savour thine toes
>*Slobber gently over toes*
>The beast awakens, m'lady
>Ohh, my my yes indeed.
>I shan't hold back, m'lady
>*Rubs all three inches mischievously over buttocks*
>A smorgasbord of sexual succour, woman is thy name
>*Parts buttocks to unleash the pungent vinegar stink*
>My lady, my lust betrays me
>oh yes ooh OOOH OH GOOD BRUUUUUAAAAAAHA BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP PFTTTTTTTTT BWIT BOUBOUBOUBOU PFFFFFNAAARSCH

>Oh heavens above! What time do you call this my pretty?
>What's that you say? A protest?
>Why of course my dear. One must fight for what is right.
>To think that this protest involved a throng of radiant young ladies, all with bounteous bosoms bared?
>And my dear, I do indeed chuckle heartily, for it is clear to me that your own bazoomas place first in the gallery of magnificent milkpuffles
>For, m'lady, were a young man to lay eyes upon you and not immediately remark on the potency of your heavenly orbs, one might safely assume that this man is indeed, a boob!
>Yes m'lady, a pun. Occasionally I simply must indulge. Chortle!
>Come closer to your valiant protector. Oh my goodness gracious, you truly are in fine fettle.
>I simply must encounter these blessed globes once more.
>Oooh the feeling through me, like electricity as I glance upon these pink tips, awaiting touch of a chivalrous hand.
>I must return to these givers of life, m'lady. Every man must know his roots, if he is to be any kind of man at all.
>*Gently nibbles on nipples*
>M'lady, why do you shudder at my touch?
>Why, each lick of these rosy jumperbuttocks is like a tender caress with Athene herself.
>*Slurps spittle over breasts*
>The taste, my God, the taste. M'lady, I fear you may find me a terrible beast, but I simply must beg. Wouldst thou proffer a drop of nectar?
>*Sucks drop of milk from breast*
>As sweet as a Summer Dahlia housing a bumblebee. I truly am alive.
>*Snorsh sluuuurp nyom sllllrp*
>M'lady. m'lady, I live for this.
>*Begins to ejaculate in pants*
>Oh, my own fleshrod. It's pulsating prowess silences all! The force of this is enough to make a kind sir void his bowels! >M'lady, m'lady. Prepare! Prepare I say. For the harvest has failed and God yet might make his response be known! Ooh GRRP UUMP
>*BRAAAAAAAP PFNAAAAAR BOWLLLLLT POOOOOOOOOFFFAAAAAARRP CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPOWPOWPOW SQUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOORP BRRRRP PFNARSCH PFNARP BRRAAAAP BOOOOOOOOORPP*