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i dont have any photos but one time i fixed my computer all by myself, true story

can Hana be a meme?

Well I was born and raised in west Philadelphia, doesn't most of my days on the playground

This one day I was just chilling out when a couple of guys that were up to no good started making trouble.

I went home crying like a bitch to my mom, but she was more scared than me.
Sent me off to live with family in bel air.

Who is this silicone semen demon?

Came out of the airport for a taxi but it was fucking rank. Got a ride anyway abused the driver coz he stank, but finally got to the house anyway.

And that's my story of how I had to leave home because I'm a pussy.


Thanks for asking op.

why are you using a picture of my Hana OP ?

You got that MAGA picture yet, fam?

what is happening i dont understand please help

how's this ?

Where can one acquire one of these; and for how much?

1,500
aliexpress.com/store/1516082

they should really start paying me for this

/thread

Found it, used it

10/10

Thanks doll guy.

too much? maybe i got a little carried away

fair enough

Holy shit; I'm in love.
Thanks guy.

yeah, they have some good ones. i wish the would make more small breasted dolls though

Yeah, for the height of some, breast sizes were ridiculous. How does it hold up; easy to damage?

It's fine. Going to post em in /ptg/.

How is the build quality?

they are relatively easy to damage, but i'm very carefully with mine and its holding up well

ok

very good. i have a cheaper 100cm doll and the quality of DH168 is much better

OK, lets see the pussy.

...

You're way too good with this shit.

They really should pay you.

That was just mean.

HA!

or at least give me a discount
lol sorry

Heyo doll user, making your own threads now instead of posting on loli threads?

nope, i still post in loli threads

Mods mods mods

Intriguing, but I always imagine getting in a car accident, waking up from a coma in the hospital, parents and family in the room.

>user, we went over to your place to check on things and we found...

Aight see you there then doll user.

i'm pretty sure they know me well by now

i had a nightmare like that last night

see you there

Stories and pictures of what?

is this yours?

jeez how many guns u got?

yes

not that many

nice dubs, try to convert to more gold when it goes down again

I came.

Rad

Have you had sex with a female human?

i have mixed feelings about getting more gold. i like cash

...you're the first person to ask me that. no

My cunt is in hysteria because of those dolls.
Sincerely Norway

Saw you a few months ago was a great thread. But are you a overweight loser or are you normal weight and rich. Every time i see someone who looks like they have it good theyre always overweight.

I would convert anything you don't have immediate need for (above an emergency cache); just in case SHTF comes along. The cash will be worthless then.

Gotta have "muh katana" doh. inordinate keks.

Don't give family keys AND build or buy a locked trunk

>you can move their body parts to where you want them
kek I never realized this. Such creepy fucking fag you are op

Where are the pipe bombs, Timmy?

well you do want a good mix. If trump has his way the dollar is going to run very strong vs yen. should be easier to get more dolls

What do you do for a living user? I am very curious about your life.

Ohhhhh.... MAGA indeed.

i'm a little overweight 5.11 180lbs not rich

not necessarily
that would be against the law
this, maybe

Do you ever want to out your weenie in a living female

Your watching "Cops" on Spike as well?

If your not rich how do you have all the guns the money the dolls etc.

there's just too much going on here for my poor brain to understand.

>trump bro has both a fuck doll and some sort of assault rifle.

i honestly don't care about either. i'm pro guns and i'm fine with you sticking your dick wherever you want.

but the trump stuff and the gun and the doll, all together. i can't process all of it together from the same bro. wtf.

Need to post a dick in the doll. I want to get a scale for how big the dolls are and the size of their vagina.

what ever happened to that guy with the diaper fetish who had one of these?

i accepted that it wouldn't happen, that's why i bought the dolls

i save up. i guess what is rich is a matter of perspective

it was a request, but i do like trump

no
he inspired me to but my dolls

>*buy

some places have cheaper rent, so its easy to accumulate

you should diaper her t b h

You have 4 pounds of Pyrodex P pictured and the only muzzleloader in the pic is a '58 remington? That's a lot of powder for a pistol that only takes 180 grains on a fully loaded cylinder.

I don't think you're being honest with us OP. Just show us one. Just a part of one. You can do it!

wjere do you buy the dolls?

...

obviously i like to stockpile things, am i a hoarder

i already posted a link

>no
Faggot

This thread is jokes, OP seems like a chill guy

do you ever talk to your dolls? do you have a relationship at all with them?

No wife or kids... if you have even a semi-decent job in an area with a reasonable cost of living, you can live frugally and buy lots of toys like this guy.

A request from who? This kind of juxtaposition isn't just random. Someone consciously came up with the idea of "hey let's use conservative icons and mix it with pedophilia"

I'm not buying it. Pander harder.

sorry didn't finish reading that

not really, i'm not crazy

it happened, he was in this thread

Do you sleep with them, as in cuddling with them to sleep?

You seem like a cool guy, would friend

how often do you fuck them?

How tall is she and is dat poonani ribbed?
How's she under the sheets?

yeah, sometimes but i don't want to damage them in my sleep so not every night

not often, i have sex with the cheap one more because i'm not worried about damaging it

128cm yes good

Trottla dolls makes a doll of you know who: L.B.

Can you post more of your cat, I love fluffy cats. Do you only have one?

This fat fuck screws a fake child doll. Trump supports are fucking retarded.

How hard is it to clean?

Does anybody you know in real life know about your dolls

Trottla dollies be better

So being horny AF recently, I was looking up Asian massage parlors on Backpage to look for the ones that give the happy ending. The normal massage parlors always said No when asked about happy endings, but this specific one didn't outright say no, the lady mumbled something about coming in with her thick accent. And they're open to 10PM, that's pretty late for a massage parlor don't y'all think? Not only that, but on their Backpage they said to ask for the "City massage special" in order to go "in to see Chinese college girls". They also added their supposed names, heights, and bra sizes.... What normal non-sexual massage parlor would ask for that? Did I hit the jackpot you guys? They also said "no rushing", "no one will disturb us", and "G....F" whatever that means. What do you guys think?

fag

How deep? Measuring tape or ruler pls.
We're it so easy to get in the US

That shit Scarry looks like the chick from the ring

anybody knows where to get this movie from?

Dude most of them probably jerk off too. You can't just call up. The one you got is confirmed tho

>implying you wouldn't fuck the chick with a dick from the ring

wrong thread but usually one does not ask over the phone

go, if you get one cool, else you get a backrub

That looks like Kanji, so probably in Japan.

ok, yeah just one

rude

not too terrible but it takes some time

no

i like mine more

i dont know , check the site

so when do you ask?