So whats the best way to kill myself?

So whats the best way to kill myself?
Ive been thinking about doing it for a long while now, playing out different scenarios in my head. Would hanging myself be the simplest method?

You're a pussy, so go with helium. Thank me later.

potassium overdose, there are websites that can help you calculate a lethal dose, also you're a FUCKING NIGggererere

Gonna be hard to do that

How much helium? Does this actually work?

Should i just eat a bunch of bananas or something?

Helium replaces oxygen in the blood, effectively suffocating you. The best part is that it's painless. Go for it.

Nah, not really. Have at it, bro.

Thank you that is

drive straight into area 51, full speed
livestream

Snare wire at 19' 1/2"
Rope at 20'
You'll slit your neck with the snare wire and hang yourself

Just look up "helium suicide method", the way will probably cost you 100$ or so, but the cost won't matter if you're going to kill yourself.

Try the suicide hotline before you die, though

This

Did a little research and this seems like a pretty solid plan. Thank you

Space program, hang yourself from a hot air balloon

buy frog costume first

Put a slug in your mug, overdose on a drug, wet your hair stick a knife in the plug.

Can you imagine if that drifted into a populated area?

Yeah it'd be fucking hilarious

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It looks like hyperkalemia is a difficult method unless i can get a hold of prescription strength pills from a doctor. Any other methods?

>Climb on roof
>Loop piano wire around neck, secure to roof
>Tie show laces to roof edge
>Super glue hands to head fingers pointing down
>Lean forward....

over 9000hrs in paint

Kek

definitely this