What kind of an asshole was Allah to forbid the joys of bacon?

What kind of an asshole was Allah to forbid the joys of bacon?

>What kind of an asshole
A Muslim.

What kind of an asshole of a God to forbid the joys of premarital sex?

I followed the Mormon god, Elohim. That asshole forbad coffee & tea.

pigs are filthy animals and shellfish are basically underwater cockroaches

ancient cultures had no easy way to properly prepare them for food and could not guarantee their cleanliness so they were forbidden as foodstuffs

>he thinks yahweh didn't also ban pork
[spoiler] he did [/spoiler]

Tf do you think bacon is?

chicken?

Fucking dumb ass sand niggers don't know how to prepare food for shit, look at the chinks, they've been eating pork for 5000 years, and they're smarter than ever.

pigs are a recent introduction to the japanese and chinese, dipshit

cows chicken and other livestock have been along South Asia well before pigs

>one that didn't want them dying from trichnosis probably

also, they do literally eat feces.

Hi user, stop talking shit, stop spreading your allahu Snackbar bullshit, and accept the fact that your prophet Mohammed was just too fucking dumb to prepare pork.

The chinks been eating pork since 5000BC, Muhammed Snackbar still couldn't figure it out. No wonder why your religion is so fucking hatred.


Sauce: wikifuckingpedia

>pigs are a recent introduction to the japanese and chinese, dipshit

Fuck off you stupid sand nigger.

Are you a Japanese or Chinese? Stop lying when you don't even know shit.

Pork has always been a feature in their thousand years of culinary history.

Typical Muslim, lying through their teeth just to prove other people wrong.

>What kind of an asshole was Allah to forbid the joys of bacon?

The answer is Fucking.

A Fucking Asshole, that is.

Kek

JUDEN

Ever read the Bible faggot?

Deuteronomy 14:8 The pig, because it divides the hoof but does not chew the cud, it is unclean for you. You shall not eat any of their flesh nor touch their carcasses.

Lets not pretend that wikipedia is a valid source.

This nigger here.
> (OP)
>Ever read the Bible faggot?

Let me just quote a book full of facts that doesnt acknowledge THE FUCKING DINOSAURS

But it does acknowledge unicorns and dragons. Those are my favorite parts

Yet some dead crazy sand nigger is a valid sauce. u w0t m8?

THE ONLY GOOD MUSLIM IS A DEAD MUSLIM!

>because it divides the hoof but does not chew the cud
I wonder what the science they're using there is, also, doesn't have anything to do with the fact they roll in feces, huh?

But it does. In Job they mention 'giant lizards'.

>doesn't have anything to do with the fact they roll in feces, huh?

Don't think so, Ezekiel 4:15 ESV Then he said to me, “See, I assign to you cow's dung instead of human dung, on which you may prepare your bread.