It's been a hell of a night Sup Forums, and I have a story to tell, I'll keep it short

It's been a hell of a night Sup Forums, and I have a story to tell, I'll keep it short.

>be, me high school senior
>show up to fight with 12 friends
>expect to fight 10 kids
>pull into designated spot and see at least 40 white trash kids in masks
>two of my friends said they saw a kid with a gun
>mfw dozens of lower class white kids saying the n-word and throwing rocks at our cars
>black friend watches in abject horror
>one kid runs up to me as I'm talking and sucker punches me
>shit goes down
>I pull out a small shillelagh from my jacket and start hitting kids
>run up to a group of small kids on top of friend and begin hitting them with my club
>one kid rolls over in pain
>look down at this kid and realize he's like thirteen-years old
>we tactically retreat and lick our wounds
>friend receives message from opposing group
>'which one of yall pussy ass friends had the hammer'
>get texts from at least 12 kids about this
>mfw I find out I broke this kids rib
>mfw I used a small celtic walking stick to crack a small child's rib cage

I can provide screenshots from these kids texting us if there's interest.

yall wild

My dude!

Don't you have better shit to be doing with your life as a senior in high school? Fighting angry little punks isn't going to prove anything. Plan an exit from high school. Get a good job.

do it for johnny

Post screenshots

tell them all's fair in a battle and challenge their pussy asses again

Not really. I'm already on my way out and have shit settled.

Yeah but breaking some little kids ribs and then bragging about it and saying you will post texts could put a serious roadblock on your path to success. Not trying to be an ass. Just sayin.

You're doing God's work OP

theres interest.
post that shit

Shut up grand pip

two lying niggers you need to cut ties with.
>if they had a gun you'd all be dead.

"stand against the wall or ill shoot you"
>you proceed to get beaten to death (while the kids are saving ammo)

Alright, you guys are gonna do what you want to. I get it. I would at least go out of my way not to get caught when some shit went down. Posting any form of evidence on a board that is not anonymous to the authorities is just plain dumb.

Fuck you

No fuck you little kid. I can't be fucked by the likes of you cause I am already buried deep in your mom.

You do know that no one gives a shit about your pussy thrashing
This is Sup Forums
Lurk moar

Your mom seems to give a shit. I've been punching her in the back of the head for the last hour and the bitch won't stop telling how great it is. She's doing all the lurking necessary on my nuts.

How old are you?
How much COD do you play?
How much rap do you listen to?
How deep in the closet are you?

Bump

-I'm a 10,000 year old vampire
-I don't play COD cause I am not a faggot
-A little
-I am deep in your mom not the closet.

Kids thought it was a hammer cause it was dark an d I hit them with the curved end.

tell him next time you'll aim for the head

reply "my dick is a hammer"

Okay
I see you're a MCR loving edgelord with a milf fetish I already know that you'll disagree and type obscenitys on your cumstained keyboard so I'll give you some advice.

Shut the fuck up
Go get some mental help
And hold your toung

Take your own advice, I would hold my tongue but your mom is already holding my tongue in her clit.

What did I say young man?

Check em, trips of truth bitch.

Eh don't care

> tfw thread is over an hour old
> tfw message 5 is 5 minutes old

Are we supposed to message the kid texting telling him that someone is bragging about breaking a 13 yr olds ribs? thats what im debating atm

Laughed so hard at this thread.. Let it be real

enjoy prison jamal

Nope

Fair enough

I can't believe you would post a pic with the actual contact info.

Who tf are you? Gtfoh.

>shillelagh
gold

Works of fiction

Probably was a gun.. a bb gun though. Not all of em have orange tips.

Kek, trying to run damage control now?

>show up to fight with 12 friends
>expect to fight 10 kids
hold the fuck up, background?

are you an n-word?

>Redneck kids

>no guns

>mfw

If they didn't know who it was before, they certainly will now that this idiot posted the screenshot with contact info

OP is either a) full of shit or b) the dumbest motherfucker on the planet (on top of being an obvious faggot)

kek

Time zones bud

Said his friend was a liar because kis had a "gun" never said he didnt just said it was possible firend wasnt lying and didnt know what he saw.

Fucking Irish....
drunk ass mother fuckers.

If this was america, you ass would be in the morgue having been shot.
fighting with hammers..... :rolleyes:

Implying there arent "shillelaghs" in america

>:rolleyes: