And by the sweat of your brow, Rapture can be your city as well.
evening Sup Forums, what's everybody drinkin' tonite?
And by the sweat of your brow, Rapture can be your city as well.
evening Sup Forums, what's everybody drinkin' tonite?
tea
Ahoy there brother!!
Black cock cum
Whiskey with Dr Pepper aren't you from Plano OP? My family is down there I want to move back there after I graduate HS in a couple of months should I?
Amber bock as usual, you?
sophisticated~
yo ho, friend, whezzup!
sure thing, if it's a good move. Nice to have family nearby
sup bro how you doin tonight
Just tears. FUCK I forgot about these threads, stopped lurking cause shit was getting crazy.
Tomorrow's 4 weeks dry for me. Detox wasn't so bad this last time. Fuck i'd love throw back a fifth of evan williams tonight. Chairs fuckers
they were actually OUT of steel when I hit the gas station, so I got six of these bud light margaritas. I'ma be hungover as hell, I just know it.
good choice though!
watching the roomie play Breath of the Wild, still can't tell what happened in this game
Yea those fuckers are a hangover promise
A OO lot of shit and sandnigger doo aim a about to die
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I'd hate to ruin your hi-score though, perhaps best that I did this so late.
How about a juicy tune instead?
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it's the gross sweetness too, tastes like toys at a drugstore smell.
mickey's
god you're an attention needy faggot
Denton checking in
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nothin' like a big mouth, after a goddamn long day of work.
Cherry Kool-aid. I know I'm a badass motherfucker.
Mr Hite carrboro high school
What's that behind you? A wall?
greetings from down 380 and 75, neighbor! How's the rent out there?
OHHYEAAAAH..
Are you a pedophile?
yep, one of those ones that gurgles when the neighbor upstairs uses the kitchen.
Got a YouTube channel?
I love these threads, so comfy
...
Nope, I am but a humble hetero
not as such, I'm too damn over-worked as it is.. wouldn't be a bad idea
this is boring
are you on a laptop? can this be an RPG style roll thread where we have you walk around and do shit
Got some Bud Ice, not the best but 6 pints is 6 pints.
Nick! It's me!
You remember the car I was telling you about that my landlord told me I had to park in the street? I was in an accident and almost died today.
It was wrapped around a light pole. Just got out of the hospital.
No one cares, fuck off
Does my girlfriend really love me?
Am I going to find a big black cock daddy to bone me?
sorry bub, you're not the boss of me, now
hey man. good to see you. did you try that gin and milk I suggested before? just wondering
Eventually, if I find a fun enough game to play
too true, CHEERS!
jesus fuck, man! looks like you're standing alright, you okay? sounds like the situation sure ain't
is it any good?
>Eventually, if I find a fun enough game to play
no no, I want YOU to walk around and do shit according to rolls, a live action rpg if you will.
Whats up man, I was just wondering where you were a couple nights ago
Sup biddy.
Im mixing tonight
Got moose head. Kokanee. Twisted tea and crown royal and coke
Fuck ima be sick tomorrow..
you know, I did, and it was goddamn weird. Whole milk, nice and cold, almost masked the gin entirely but the buzz smacked into me a bit later.. it's kind of a great idea.
it gets the job done, but BLERGH, it is too damn sweet.
THE RENT IS TOO DAMN SWEET
I.. can't, I gotta stay here and do this
seagram's 7
first time posting in these threads recently but i used to defend drunkbro back when you first started making these threads.
Drinking some Yeungling, its pretty good.
>2018-1
>Being male
>Not drinking alone in a skirt on a Saturday night
What are you even doing with your lives?
Can you jack off for us?
I'm good, I actually just have a bruised left leg. Hurts like a bitch, but I was able to hop out of the car after I crashed. It was one of those freak accidents where a chain of situations created the perfect storm. Old left rear tire, guy swerved into my lane, traction control wasn't fully working.
They said I should have died. My head should have hit the concrete light pole, but it didn't. That night you said some things about my friend Andrew who killed himself. After that I wrote a message on his facebook wall. I somehow feel that something saved me.
I was actually on last nite, a guy I was looking for said to meet up again tonite. I'm fine, how bout'cha?
Drink 'em in careful sequence, you might just channel a mighty buzz!
fine drink, there, let's get 'em in!
nice man. I always used 2%. heres a sweet jam about gin and milk
bro, some fag posted pics of you and tried making pedophile memes earlier, we got your back though. nice music !
Assuming you were going to take a dick up your ass, is this a dick that you would take up your ass? Is it acceptable?
Some Irish Red Ale! Give me a good rock song to listen too OP
America's oldest brewery!
and frankly, ones business is their own, butt on outta there
nope, this cock is private stock~
Mighty buzz. Bro im half past wasted. I blame yhe nhl for making hockey to good. Im drunk ill stop buggin yah
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>I.. can't, I gotta stay here and do this
do what exactly? sit in front of your laptop and take reaction pictures of yourself?
I can't imagine how much effort you have to put into it. How long it takes to get your cutesy little pose just right before hitting the take picture button and holding it for a few seconds before the camera takes your picture.
How often do you take a picture that isn't quite what you were going for so you delete it and try again? Tell me more about your creative process.
timestamp
A man chooses, a slave obeys
rent's pretty good in most parts of town, but I'm so close to the UNT campus that mine is a little pricey
Long as day at work just winding down playing some csgo
Based OP!!!
I love your threads brutha.
I'm sticking to some good ol vodka on the rocks tonight.
Trying to chill out after a 12 hour shift of being extremely pissed off over some suped ass reasons at work.
Why don't you renounce your whiteness in favor of a deeper humanity?
Hell, man.. glad you made it outta there alright. Life's a strange damn thing, ain't it?
that jam is bubonic, it's so infectious~
I figure some pals on here'd know the difference, glad you could make it
YOU ASKED FOR IT, BOYO! MAKE A FIST, YA FECKIN' GOBSHITE
dewie, should i go smoke a bowl???
this sadly
re roll
hes clearly already black
this fucker says he's in Plano but wont ever reveal where. I swear TO GOD i will kick his worthless ass if i ever run into him
same bud
m'lady
ok, should i go smoke a bowl
FUCKING HELL, DEWIE
thats all we all can aford
yeah, it is. When I was in the hospital they also got me treatment for mental issues, so it all worked out for the better.
I guess today wasn't my day to die.
DEWIE WHY DONT YOU EVER ANSWER ME
you're not the boss of me now
Full Sail Amber Lager
do you know Ryan Musselman or Virgil Armstrong?
Some faggot was here spreading some real nasty rumors about you after you departed last night. He had no proof of course, but man he was a cringey faggot... A persistent cringey faggot
reveal where YOU are and ill kick your worthless ass if I ever run into you
Plano is a comfy place to live
Har! you're good, man, just don't pass out face-up, that's how hendrix died.
ROBOT BEER!
geez, who let Fox News in here..
usually, i try to keep the pic interesting enough before I take it, it's just my mode
GAWDEMN SPLOICERS.
I miss Fry street, used to be a kickass Campus Pub there, had awesome prices and great crowds.. plus, I think you could smoke indoors.
GO GO GO.
Anything you'd like to talk about? also, cheers to that shit~
I am who I am.
Turns Milk White when you water, has a euphoric effect to it
how many chicks have you been with? ever done anal?
AYYYE ME WEE PATRICK, ME DARLIN MOIRA
7 weeks clean here, I would fucking kill for a fifth of whisky - but then I know I would go right back to crushing one every night, have to detox again and I just can't fucking do it anymore.
u look like the kinda guy whos been swatted b4
same here
east side, over by breckenridge park
I'm the vodka guy.
Well my boss (who I respect so fucking much) is giving favorites to this bitch who doesn't deserve it. I've worked for him for 5 years, my co worker been there for 6, years. They sell more than me (100% commission job) so I think he's just trying to make them happy.
I'm going to talk to my boss tomorrow about it, what do you think?
no big deal, that'll getcha going!
Perhaps so. Hope your leg's feeling a bit better, friend.
I doooo not, but I ain't gonna google that, I feel like people should talk more.
it happens, no need to worry~
I'm actually in mckinney these days, might be for some time.
>Implying this dude leaves his house other than the two blocks to his corner gas station to get shit beer
That song is now on my playlist. THANKS.
I'm really fucking drunk right now so I can't remember which one thought they might know you at one point so I'm just curious, its okay.
Here's my wife's ass for the trouble
i took a picture just for you user
all you drink is haterade
THANK YOU! This is exactly why this waste of life's ass needs to be terminated
mckinney aint comfy at all
Seth?
weird! but I'll have some of that
AAAAH! goddammit, I lol'd so hard just now.
hm, that could be some new-blood shit that just has to boil over after about a week, but it's your responsibility to bring it up to your boss. Just give it to him straight, hopefully you'll find out what's goin on.
hot damn, more JAM!
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Johnny Red.
are you a grill?
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